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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. Ignoring the fact that Kengle is hosing the thread down with autism, can we expect more activity out of sam now that we''ve got an entire new year to play around in?

    He's been pretty boring as of late, only spaming his shitty revenge-blog on gab.ai and begging for upvotes.
     
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  2. Because the name Samuel Collingwood Smith is so closely associated with terrorism on the online, there's no way he's going to get work with a firm in order to acquire status as a solicitor. The UK legal people here have basically concluded that's a closed door for him.

    I believe his goal is two-fold: 1) completely scrub the Internet of the truth regarding his psychopathic nature, and 2) take down this website to bolster his career. He could use that success as an international litigant as proof he's an effective bullshitter.

    Unfortunately for Sam, his bid to ride GamerGate to fame didn't work. His bid to take us down did not work. His bid to become Internet famous with the Alt-Right did not work. He lacks the charisma of Milo, the charm of Youcis, and the talent and wisdom of someone like Scott Adams. He has no leg to stand on in the race he's entering.

    So unless he comes up with a new idea to become web famous, no, he won't stop. He'll continue to attack any and all vectors he can on us forever. He's just consigned himself to that role in life. Even if he did finally get bored and decide to fuck off and shit in someone else's sandbox again (like Wikipedia), he'd be at it for 3 months before people find out who he is and what he's done and boot him out. Old wounds torn anew, his resentment for us would come rushing back and he'd start emailing whatever host we're squatting on that week again.
     
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  3. Isn't his feud with Evanescence enough to show he's insane?
    No sane person is banned from even mentioning Amee Lee of Evanescence.
    Even if this site was wiped from the internet, that's not going away.
     
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  4. He's not banned from mentioning her, he just can't say she's facilitating the child sex trade (since she's not). But he's such an idiot that he won't mention her at all.
     
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  5. Except when he logs onto 8chan with a proxy and posts "no sam smith TOTALLY could write "amy lee" if he wants to he just doesn't. He did it once on a comment though so that means he can all the time" and then with shaking hands he hit submit, grinning with the knowledge he had bested Null once again
     
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  6. your wife only married you for a green card and not because she loved you
     
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  7. samisasperg.PNG
    Is there a scientific explanation for why Sam doesn't understand "Nobody cares Sam."?
     
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  8. "Hi Josh" is a 2015 meme. Get with the times old man.
     
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  9. Nice reddit spacing, you sad wizard.
     
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  10. a unique blend of autism and ocd
     
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  11. Everything he writes re. "Josh is a paedo! It's true!" might as well get rubber stamped with DESPERATION 110% in bold red letters.

    Sam you incredible mong, nobody but lolcows takes you seriously. Fucking KotakuInAction shunned you, because you were too crazy even for them! And you got banned from sodding reddit too boot, because you're a fool.

    I'm not saying stop doing what you're doing, because it's hella funny seeing you spin in circles, but maybe you should find a new way to discredit Null or take down the Farms or whatever it is you're trying to do. Make it as public as possible.
     
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  12. Plebbitors don't seem to realize how much of a giveaway that is when they go elsewhere.
     
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  13. this reeks of vordrak. happy new year!
    https://www.cyberguerrilla.org/blog/video-exposing-vile-pedophiles-for-anons-to-share-on-youtube/
    https://archive.is/pSGlf



    or do you think this is oliver, @Null
     
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  15. LEGAL EXPERT. Who should know that gossip threads... are not illegal as they are the opinions of those posting.
     
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  16. Oooo! The membership database! That'll get you all the fake birthdays and IP addresses that might resolve to the correct country!
     
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  17. Hey Sam, I know a guy with a history of hanging around spaces populated by teen girls and being a real creeper. He also posts on 8chan, one of the few websites that he isn't banned from, which is no stranger to racists and pedophiles. He also has a personal website that is only advertised by himself and white nationalists. Maybe you would be interested in getting the word out about this threat to civil society.
     
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  18. NULL!!! He only spammed this 3 times so far, although he did spam 4+ non-linked replies to people telling them to go look for it.
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    "How do you do, fellow kids?"

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