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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. I just went on the kiwifarmswiki to look if it's gotten updated recently. Someone named "Plato" apparently found @Jaimas' powerword.

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    "If he thinks I'm gonna chimp out, he's a fucking idiot."
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  2. lol, we've known that for fucking years.

    WHAT A CUCK
     
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  3. lol good job i only doxed Jaimas right on the main subforum here like six months ago

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  4. Dynastia speaks a horrid truth. He doxed me brutally and repeatedly in front of the entire assembly.

    Suffice to say I committed suicide that very night, such was my shame.
     
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  5. look on the bright side lol now you're going to get british libel lawsuits filed against you, you won't have to waste money on toilet paper anymore
     
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  6. You got better then?
     
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  7. Fucking bonfires.
     
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  8. >mfw I predicted that some lunatic would start trying to stalk our entire forumbase and I've been taking measures for years to make sure that was as difficult as possible.
     
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  9. upload_2017-1-4_8-58-42.png


    it also looks like he's spamming the thread to get it removed most specifically trying to spam jews' " I'm placing a shorter ultimatum than usual: 100 posts. I want to see funny cocks and not unfunny foxdick sperging. Cocks, not fox." so its completely derailed and about @Null
     
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  10. It took all of 4 words on a google search to find that information. Oliver must be the true.....

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  11. It's really blatant and JEWS is falling for it. He's intentionally spamming image macros and imitating KF talk in that distinctly pitiful way he imitates everything. Instead of banning shitposters and letting the thread go on, JEWS is just going to delete it at 100 replies. It really does cement how important it is to keep the website up: other admins of communities like ours don't know what they're doing.
     
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  12. here's an archive because it's really sad and pathetic on all levels.
    https://archive.is/7TESS
     
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    :story:
     
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    I know I should feel insulted by that but it made me strangely happy.
     
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  15. Its random.txt bait
     
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  16. >A few months after her fight with Vordrak it was announced she was 'free' and 'independent' of her label. Looks like she was dropped.
    >Amy Lee really was a pedo and I, Samuel Collingwood Smith, made the label wake up - saved them
     
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  17. 5 more posts until the thread on /cow/ is bumplocked.

    Eh, saw that one coming.
     
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  18. -cow    Samuel Collingwood Smith Vordrak2.png
     
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