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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

Discussion in 'Lolcows' started by chimpburgers, Jan 20, 2016.

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  1. -cow    Samuel Collingwood Smith Vordrak3.png
     
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  2. That /cow/ thread is boring as shit. I don't see why people keep reposting these tired exchanges of a handful of tards arguing with one another.
     
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  3. Nice try Not-Josh.
     
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  4. I think the fact they still have a hate-boner for him after all this time says more about them than Null.
     
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  5. Thread's got bumplocked. No big surprise there.
     
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  6. Sad!
     
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  7. How many of the posts were from Samuel Collingwood Smith shitting up the thread to get it closed?
     
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  8. Like 99% lol
     
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  9. Mouse over the poster ID and a bracketed number will pop up next to it. That is the number of other posts that ip has made in the thread. Every time it says (1) it's either Sam hitting the 'new ip' button and spewing out garbage, or a random shitposter who decided to make one shit post and then leave.

    And us shitposters rarely make one shit post.
     
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  11. For 'not chimping out', that thread sure got under his skin. Reporting and spamming as best as he can.
    Oliver and Vordrak are clearly made for each other.
     
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  12. He wrote about a game he backed on Kickstarter. He ended up being banned from their forums and they declined to answer his questions after he started writing "critical articles" about the developers. http://archive.is/uBOmZ

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  13. What's with Smith crying for vengeance against people named "Josh"?
     
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  14. it's the name of the Chad who dated his crush in high school
     
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  15. It's the lulzgoose julaying the lulgolden julay of epic lulz.
     
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  16. As with Sam in the past, "critical articles" almost certainly means "insane harassment campaigns and terrorist threats."
     
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