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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. Indeed. A critical article would be "so and so misrepresented the status of their game in order to raise donations, and failed to deliver, I believe they did so deliberately and this constitutes fraud." Vordy probably did something like "YOU RUN A CHILD RAPE GANG GIMME MONEY" but in a proper British accent.
     
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  2. I
    Sure would be terrible if Null were to inform the owners that he was being impersonated.
     
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  3. How very unprofessional, especially for a lawyer.
     
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    The entire account was created just for this, btw.

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    You'd think he'd try something that couldn't be solved with one search...
     
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  6. He's still around? jfc
     
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  7. M. Night Shyamalan couldn't write a twist like this:
    wake sam up (can't wake up).png
     
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  8. I FUCKING KNEW IT
     
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    Sounds like somebody else I know Oliver. Now Ollie's parent's details are known one could mirror all of his websites but change the names to make them about him. Also, Joshua's mom is a MILF.
     
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  10. It ain't me -- I'm a Mysterious Stranger.

    Discord is a Skype clone, looks like. What makes you think that's Sam, and what's he trying to achieve by luring you onto it @Dynastia?
     
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  11. Dude showed up last Movie Night when Null redirected hundreds of people to lolcow.tv and he spammed the same link, but we kept him (shadow)banned lol.
    Discord, like Teamspeak, allows channel/server admin's to see individuals IP's. Vordrak thinks an IP is like a magical word that reveals another persons secrets instantly.
     
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  12. I thought that might be it.

    I've just gone to whatsmyip.org. It currently puts my location about twenty miles from where I'm sitting, which is closer than it sometimes gets. Sometimes I even remember to use VPN and travel the world.

    Sam, what's a twenty-mile radius of anybody's location going to do for you?
     
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  13. He can create and send in terror threats under your online name for a specific area?
     
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  14. I suppose if he knew the name of your ISP, he could put in a complaint. Some of them will respond, though I doubt they'd go to the work involved in putting your username and/or IP together with your real name, particularly as you are a customer and the complainant probably is not.

    @Null, you better buy your mom a big-ass bouquet every Mother's Day out of company funds - she deserves it.
     
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  15. Wow!

    Still desperately trying to find Dynastia? Wants that lolsuit money so, so badly.
     
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