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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. Vordrak's only win condition is getting this place shut down forever. Everything he does concerning us is in the furtherance of that goal, and that goal alone. He's been at it for a year now and we're still up. He's been an annoyance and a distraction and a seriously detrimental force to many tenuously-related persons. But he's never once 'won' anything, because KF is still up and running.

    The day Vordrak 'wrecks' us is the day you 404 coming here. Not before.
     
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    Dynastia

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  2. Apparently now Vordrak's "win" would be starting a war between Kiwi and Baph, which he attempted to do in the most transparent and exceptional way possible.
     
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  3. Because trying to use /baph/ as your personal army always ends so well.
     
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  4. like he tried last time?

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  5. No idea. The only thing I can think of is the possibility of catching him saying something over a mic that may not be plugged in. The browser version of Discord doesn't have push-to-talk.
     
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  6. I like how Margaret Pless was copied in. Does he realise she hates /baph/ as much as she hates KF and has written about them before?
     
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  7. Probably not, despite Sam being a fervent GG supporter, in his quest to vanquish Null he's reached out and tried getting ant-GG on his side because we have threads about their people too. David Gallant always complains that "a creepy gamergate guy" keeps begging him to help fight KF. That guy is Sam.
     
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  8. she was probably contacted by him
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    lol Sam is probably tying to create some sort of lolcow Suicide Squad
     
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  9. is the lolcow legion of doom back on?
     
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  10. Sam thinks the enemy of his enemy is his friend.
     
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  11. Pless is definitely an accomplice to him and why he CC'd her in. She was working with him months ago to publish hit pieces against this site after Samuel Collingwood Smith sent terror threats to Florida schools. He also emailed her and issued death/rape threats while pretending to be an Australian caricature, and he CC'd in the NYPD chief during that email.
     
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  12. Actually It's a bit trickier than that. Discord provides the hosting as well (Free to a certain size), and uses registered accounts for bans and such, so a "server" admin wouldn't be able to grab IP's unless they had backend access to Discord's servers itself. However, what it does have is a fairly robust chat system that includes image thumbnailing. Which means his usual trick of 1 pixel image sniffers would work, if that's what he's gunning for.

    So as usual Sammy goes and take something that improves upon it's predecessors in nearly every way, and make it 10x worse by his sheer proximity.

    Offtopic, but Discord is actually really nifty as a teamspeak/ventrillo/skype replacer, especially as it allows you to be connected to multiple text servers at once.
     
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  13. yes she wrote that article about kiwifarms email server being tor friendly after she allegedly received "death threats" from someone using Lolcow.email via Tor and she also praised his "work" on twitter

    Is it possible that hojuruku is also part of lolcow Suicide Squad? Sam linked his video on that 8chan post.
     
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  14. Samuel Collingwood Smith is actually sexually aroused by the idea of beating up on an old woman. I'll explain why.

    Based on the fact that he's now using his real name to gloat about having an old woman fired, I'm certain he's given up on his dreams of being a solicitor. He's just decided that's not possible. We've tipped off the British equivalent of the Bar Association and now he's languishing in his shitty condo.

    However, there's that paralegal specialty that doesn't require any sort of character test. He's starting to advertise himself as a McKenzie Friend for people with mental handicaps on Gab. But, even if you are a McKenzie Friend, you need to get hired. Firms wouldn't hire him because he'd fail a background check fucking instantly, and individuals won't hire him because he's a crazy person and googling his name is going to put our results over whatever website he makes for himself.

    So he's in a sort of desperate situation. If he wants to become a McKenzie Friend for Re-Res, he needs to do two things: Clean up his name a little, and have a selling point. If he got the Kiwi Farms taken down, he'd have most of his results obliterated and he could sell himself as a protector of the vulnerable or some bullshit like that.

    There's only one problem!

    The Kiwi Farms is owned by an insane nihilist with no possessions and no close relationships with anyone.

    Oh well. At least you've got the dole, Sammy.
     
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  15. Since when is @Dynastia owner of the Kiwi Farms?
     
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  16. Don't sell yourself short, boss.
     
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  17. Yeah you're right you can't see IP's (anymore).

    I haven't used Discord in a while, but I remember that there was a way to see users IP's though. There was an option in the Channel settings that allowed you to see some "debug" info. You could see specific user's latency and stuff, and it also showed the IP, but it seems to have gotten removed or I can't find it anymore.
    Always has been.
     
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  18. I remember when his pal Oliver was trying to sick Pless on me to no avail.
     
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  19. LOL GET FUCKED SAM!
     
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  20. I've got £10 that says that Samuel Collingwood Smith paused his Evanescence CD for those few minutes while that video was going on and once the Farms re-appeared he let out the biggest, hardest, most autismal reeeeeeee that anyone in Welwyn Hatfield has ever heard.
     
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