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Lolcow Vordrak / Samuel Collingwood Smith / Sam Smith / BenvolaStar / Matthew HopkinsVexatious litigant, literal terrorist, GamerGate pedophile, stalker (Samuel Collingwood Smith)

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  1. Remember Vordrak; you're here forever.
     
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    MasterDisaster

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  2. die vordrak die
     
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    Sonichu Medallion

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  3. Didn't hear about this guy until he got the forum taken down, and am now patiently awaiting the inevitable rees.
     
    Piga Dgrifm

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  4. I can't wait till he tries to sue everyone here just cause.
     
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    Boundless Emotion

    Boundless Emotion If you can't tell, I'm really excited right now

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  5. Fucking idiot. He won. He fucking won.

    And he still somehow turned it into a loss.
     
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    Strelok

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  6. Fat chance.
     
    Luminous Being

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    Charles A. Woodward

    Charles A. Woodward https://archive.is/BBgWb

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  8. Now we await, for the eventual rage, harassment, anger and other stupidities and shenanigans from sammy.
     
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    TheScooper

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  9. It's sad a low ranking cow could bring this whole site down.:'(
     
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    Quijibo69

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  10. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is Based Sam's specialty.

    Having failed to become an Evthreads hotpocket he lost his shit, started accusing Amy Lee of being a child molester and was hit with a legal thread. He then successfully martyred himself via his mate John Hemming MP who got salty in Parliament about it. However... he still didn't get made an Evthreads hotpocket, and they did, in fact, ban him forever and pull down the entire site.
     
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    Ginger Piglet

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  11. He ain't low ranking anymore that's for sure.
     
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    Piga Dgrifm

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  12. lol I feel silly about this post now
     
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    Dynastia

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  13. Mexican knife fight between Null and Vordrak when?
     
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    Ol'_Slag

    Ol'_Slag Cocaine and Thai hookers!

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  14. It is known. Fatwahs have been written.
     
    Luminous Being

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  15. YOU THINK YOU GOT IT BAD??
     
    OwO What's This?

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  16. I reckon sometime between now or somewhere down the line.
     
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    Jewelsmakerguy

    Jewelsmakerguy Coikey mate

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  17. Want to borrow my SA account so you can go post 'Disregard everything, I suck cocks" there?
     
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    Dynastia

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  18. lmfao
     
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  19. Would the results truly have been obliterated? Archives were still up and running, potential employers could have read his thread and lolcow entry even with the site down. He was fucked regardless.
     
    Fangsofjeff

    Fangsofjeff MY NAME'S BIFF AND I'M HERE TO YIFF

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    Varg Did Nothing Wrong

    Varg Did Nothing Wrong *muffled Eurobeat in the distance*

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