Sources are reporting today that Frederick Douglass has been identified among the victims of the 2011 Bowling Green Massacre. The deadly attack, which was widely under-reported due it fabricated nature, claimed several hypothetical lives. According to Presidential Spokeswomen Kellyanne Conway, the attack shows why the currently hotly debated travel ban is necessary to protect Americans, and will keep them safe from future nonevents that could be prevented from not happening.

I bet it’s brand new information to people that President Obama had a six-month ban on the Iraqi refugee program after two Iraqis came here to this country, were radicalized and they were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre. Most people don’t know that because it didn’t get covered.

Conway mentioned to MSNBC’s Chris Matthews.

It is only now news is coming out that famous statesmen Frederick Douglass was also among the imaginary victims of the attack.

When asked why it took so long to identify the remains, chief inspector Jacobs claimed it was “Due to the severe decomposition of the body that had to be identified by dental records.” When pressed for further info, Jacobs confessed that dental records from the 19th century where hard to find and several professional anthropologists had to be called in to help confirm the final identification.

This is especially sad considering the President himself had recently taken notice of Douglass’s recent 150 year old accomplishments in politics after overcoming slavery.

"Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice."

President Trump said just days before the body was identified.

We reached out to the Whitehouse for comment on the recent discovery of the 122 year old remains, but have yet to receive an official response.

Douglass is survived by his great-great-great grandson Kenneth B. Morris, Jr.