Man-on-man and woman-on-woman sex are horrible abominations! They are fake sex, imitating real sex! Real sex is normal because a penis and beautiful womb are involved!

I hate the word "straight." It's just the gayfolk's way of saying "normal." I'm not straight, I'm a man! Sexuality is a myth! It's just a way for males to feel oppressed!

This whole thing sets the gays up for a big regret in the future when they realize they are meant to be with the other sex!

So-called "lesbians" are confused and wasting their precious wombynhood!

GSA's in schools are recruitment camp! Being gay is a phase that can be cured and prayed away, according to a study at a Catholic university.

I'm not catering to anyone's delusions. I don't even call them gay, I call them "straight-to-delusional" (STD).

I have reached my peak gay.

Also, I'm totally not a conservative. I voted for Obama once.

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