Smart Phones Are A Woman’s Box of Secrets

Ever try taking a smart phone away from a woman? It’s like trying to take a pot of gold from a leprechaun. The average woman’s smart phone is a box full of dirty little secrets. With Text messaging and apps such as Facebook, Instagram, Tinder and other “hide my ass” apps – it’s not hard to imagine why every time you walk into the room your girlfriend/date/FWB/insert other term here instantly puts it in her pocket or tilts the screen away from you. Here are the dirty little details as to why this happens.

Digital Secret Admirers

In the past, I think it’s safe to say that men derived self esteem from sex and that women derived self esteem form getting attention and affection – I think it is generally the same in today’s era. But here is the problem, social media has provided so much attention, that even for the average plain Jane,  no single man can keep her attention needs fulfilled. It’s akin to men being able to press a button and get guaranteed, instant sex 24 hours a day. However, even with apps like Tinder, the majority of men, even good looking ones, still have to put in significant effort to get sex; such as starting a legitimate conversion, going on dates and peaking the woman’s interest. But when it comes to attention, women only have to post a photo and the feel good self esteem comes pouring in. Dozens of thirsty bastards begin sending messages in attempts to woo her. In the past a women may have gotten a few nice glances when she went out, but now with social media, it’s instant validation from the hundreds to thousands of men online with zero effort – gotta imagine that can distort someones self image……just maybe? Or it could maybe ruin a woman’s ability to be satisfied with only one mans attention.

It’s Easy To Cheat Emotionally & Physically

I remember when cheating took effort, a real skill rather. You had to use phone calls only in absolute covert methods such as hiding in the other room or waiting for your significant other to fall asleep. You Had to actually meet with the person and engage in risky sexual intercourse in discrete hotel room. However, now with smart phones you can hide text messages, naked pictures and masturbation videos from your significant other and shrug it off like Hilary Clinton’s deleted emails. You can replace actual physical sex with sending perfectly filtered nudes through a dozen and a half different apps including ones that provide video. You can also emotionally cheat while your significant other is 6 feet away; all you have to do is send a few text messages, emoticons then quickly delete the messages; rinse and repeat. When it’s that easy to line up a dozen suitors without your current one ever knowing, cheating has never been easier.

Signs Of Smart Phone Sketch

Here are a few common signs that a woman is using her smart phone to lead a double life or keep secrets. The more of these added together the higher the sketchyness rating climbs.

• Puts Away Or Locks Phone Whenever You Enter The Room Or Are In Visible Range
• Never Saves Phone Numbers with Name
• Never Leaves Phone Unattended
• Receives Text’s Late at Night From “Nobody”
• Has Extreme Security Measures & Won’t Let You Use The Phone
• If She Does Let You Use The Phone She Watches You Like a Hawk
• Uses Apps Like Tinder, Snapchat or WhatsAPP.
• Refers to you as “Someone or Friend” Instead Of Boyfriend When Texting Others (I.E I’m just hanging out with my friend).

But What About Privacy? You’re So Controlling!

Look we all agree that privacy is important, but this is about respect and at the end of the day if your woman is threatened by you using or looking at her phone – then she is probably doing something that isn’t right. There would be no issue if you looked through her phone if there wasn’t something there to be kept secret.

Look, I believe it’s about respect, therefore women I date can look through my phone anytime they want.

But why Trevor? Don’t you feel so vioooolated? Why would you let a woman look through your phone?

• Because I don’t have any NSA documents that need protecting, and I am sure most other people don’t either.
• Because it’s a non issue like letting someone use my bathroom. I don’t run into my bathroom to “hide the files” before they take a shit.
• And finally…… because I am honest.

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