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[–]Mitch_from_Boston 1139 ポイント1140 ポイント  (28子コメント)

Khajit? Khajit.

[–]IHaeTypos 222 ポイント223 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Khajit tired of your silly antics

[–]tamasvamos93 180 ポイント181 ポイント  (17子コメント)

[–]PePe0145 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Khajit has skooma too.

[–]Kamnyah 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (14子コメント)

I don't want to know how often I walked the whole caravan's path between markath and white run because I wanted skooma and didn't find the caravans...

[–]3thoughts 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Why would you want skooma? Isn't it basically just a potion of minor stamina?

[–]Dubtrooper 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Skooma make you feel nice

[–]Suckonmyfatvagina 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Skooma make you feel goood

[–]DrIronSteel 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Trust this Khajitt,

Skooma is sweet; as they come from the finest Moonsugar from the warm sands.

*this public service anouncement has been paid for by the Black Brair Meadery. *

[–]camp-cope 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm sure some people use it for role play purposes.

[–]nubsuo 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That pissed me off that they took away the speed boost it gave you in oblivion

[–]IONASPHERE 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sleeping tree saps where it's at man

[–]Kamnyah 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Iirc you needed some for a misc objective on solstheim. Had something to do with the guy living in the mushroom. It's been a while.

[–]3thoughts 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get drugs for guy living in giant shroom. Sounds about right.

[–]Dubtrooper 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

There's a guy in a mushroom?

[–]Kamnyah 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That giant thing in the south. The things you regularly saw in TES 3 Morrowind.

[–]claricia 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The Realistic Needs and Diseases mod (IIRC) makes it so that Skooma and other alcoholic beverages get you inebriated. You can black out if you drink too much.

[–]BlackandBlueScrew 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Used to be more? Now it's just a stam pot. I'm not sure I never too the chance in oblivion. TO GOOGLE!

[–]brendanepic 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No thats karlia. A dark elf

[–]chubimaster343 415 ポイント416 ポイント  (26子コメント)

He wants to BE the dragonborn

[–]Smailien 230 ポイント231 ポイント  (19子コメント)

Like no one ever was.

[–]Sbomb90 151 ポイント152 ポイント  (18子コメント)

To slay dragons is his real test

[–]Siegfoult 162 ポイント163 ポイント  (17子コメント)

To sell their bones is my cause

[–]Smailien 149 ポイント150 ポイント  (15子コメント)

DOVAHKIIN!

[–]GAADhearthstone 138 ポイント139 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Gotta Fus Ro Da~ah...

[–]AstroPilot 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dragon blood in meeeee...

[–]sabasco_tauce 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Killing chickens is my destiny

[–]deadication1221 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If this isn't sung on YouTube I don't know life anymore.

[–]felixar90 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I sang this comment too

[–]2180161 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gotta Slay Em All!

[–]tamasvamos93 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Khajiit is playing now. Go bother somebody else.

[–]hurdur1 227 ポイント228 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Khajit has wares if you have the coin.

[–]tamasvamos93 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Wanna buy some skooma?

[–]Redoran_Guard 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (4子コメント)

You don't want to sell me skooma.

[–]ItzChicken 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

A-ah don't wanna sell yah skooma ~ Ma'iaq Sleazebaggano

[–]Dubtrooper 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You want to go back to warm sands

[–]iLikeQuotes 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

These aren't the skoomas you're looking for.

[–]Tapp_ 137 ポイント138 ポイント  (15子コメント)

That tree in the bottom left of your screen looks like a massive crack

[–]PrepareForWreckage 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (11子コメント)

It's a bush.

[–]Rocky87109 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Here's the thing...

[–]djghostface292 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't get it

[–]Urfrider_Taric 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens. So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

[–]Love_me_some_Brie 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I think he'd better leaf.

[–]INeedAPenisJoke 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Are we making tree puns? Cuz those would drive me barking mad.

[–]one_deep 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Hope so, cause you guys are giving me wood.

[–]Tapp_ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why don't you make like a tree and get the hell outta here

[–]IndyDude11 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He has a dog that does the same thing when he plays Duck Hunt.

[–]SuperSaiyan5wag 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Here I was wondering how the hell does that look like a buttcrack?

[–]Kindreddread 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (14子コメント)

Wouldn't that damage the TV since he's clawing at it?

[–]Cloaked9000 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (1子コメント)

His claws are retracted by the looks of it. Though I wouldn't trust a cat to do that to my monitor.

[–]dyeus_wow 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I hear this all the time, and I swear, it comes from people who have never been near cats.

[–]ThunderOrb 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're not going to sit there and tell me cats never ever use their claws while playing.

[–]dyeus_wow -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cats play differently with different things. When cats are doing like what's in OP, they're trying to catch/touch an object and they don't use their claws for that, the claws are retracted.

This is why I say that people thinking that cats can scratch TV's like this haven't been around cats -- they don't know the different ways in which cats play.

[–]matwithonet13 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This. We have a full body mirror that my cat attacks throughout the day. It's either that or she's playing patty cake with herself, but there's never been one claw mark on it. My couch is a different story.

[–]dyeus_wow 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I live more dangerously. I play videos like this on my 60" TV and he goes crazy trying to catch it. Again, not one scratch.

[–]CoolingtonBeans 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Maybe not of its declawed but I'd be hella mad if it wasn't. Fake Internet points can't buy a new led

[–]Lauren111 113 ポイント114 ポイント  (8子コメント)

I had a cat pass away a few weeks ago. He was my best friend and liked to sit and play video games with me. Cats are the best gamer friends

[–]Brandilio 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Some dogs too! My best gaming buddy passed over the summer. I'd play Assassin's Creed and Skyrim for hours and he'd just sit on my lap and snooze. Pretty lazy for his breed (Havanese).

[–]KillerBear111 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I can't even imagine my Havanese sitting still for more than 5 minutes! Lazy and sweet indeed (:

[–]Brandilio 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

He was a good boy. He'd also let us flop him on his back and massage his feet. I miss him.

[–]FauxPastel 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My condolences, friend. I'm sure you gave him a great life.

[–]Nadaac 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

My cat liked to push the analog sticks and drive around my car in rocket league. RIP Smoke

[–]nakLOSmonster 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My best friend in high school had a cat named Smokes. My condolences to you.

[–]Jarl_Balgruf 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Why won't this game paws!?"

-Cat, probably

[–]MoarDakkaGoodSir 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's trying to tell you vikings did not have horns of their helmets, GoodGuyCat.

[–]AKSasquatch 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

My dog only barks at skyrim too. Must be something with the framerate they can see.

[–]Old_Clan_Tzimisce 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You could be on to something.

I was dogsitting for a friend and got curious about how dogs' vision is different from ours. After googling, I found out that dogs' eyes are mostly made up of rods, which update much faster than cones (which is also why they have a lower range of color perception than humans).

So their eyes have a higher flicker fusion rate (refresh rate, basically) than human eyes. We can see moving images at 60hz, but dogs' eyes mostly see between 70hz and 80hz. So unless you have a TV/monitor with a high refresh rate (120hz tv, 144hz monitor, etc.), all dogs see are flickering images, kind of like a flip book that's going too slow to create a motion effect.

[–]manateebay99 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The ambient noises make my dogs bark and they watch when I play too. Idk why it's only skyrim though

[–]SymbioticSimba 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's clearly trying to absorb the dragon souls from your character so he can take over the world.

[–]bradthebrain 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I named my cat Dovahkiin because he meows a lot

[–]BiverRanks 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I used to be an adventurer like you until I took a kitty to the knee.

[–]a_small_blue_pebble 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm imagining a sabercat taking someone's leg off

[–]tamasvamos93 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Khajiit is playing now. Go bother somebody else.

[–]556pez 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Upvoted for being the only comment I've seen to spell khajiit correctly.

[–]ButterlordNord15 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Upvoted for being the second comment I've seen to spell kajit correctly.

[–]Athragamaze 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's so cute.

[–]Tropical_YT 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let's hope his claws aren't out...

[–]sexxndruxx 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nobody is going to talk about the spray paint on the cat?

[–]BlitzTaco 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Look another post involving skyrim, +10,000 karma for you

[–]HighestViolet 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (5子コメント)

My boyfriend's kitten loves to watch him play No Man's Sky. The objects flying through space are his favorite.

[–]PM_ME_BOOB13s 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Nice try Sean Murray, no one plays No Man's Sky

[–]RoastPorkRamen 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're all busy playing Destiny

[–]EvilLemons01 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rip TV screen

[–]1hkeM 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No. No! Khajit was meant to become dragonborn. Not you!

[–]narf007 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

/u/kenney001 it's Tittysprinkles's cousin

[–]Revexious 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dovakat, dovakat, nos do far ein.

[–]AlamarAtReddit 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought he cracked your monitor at first...

[–]SMELLMYSTANK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You sure you didn't point a laser at the screen?

[–]flymordecai 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Claws or no claws I'd tell it to get the **** off my tv (or monitor, can't really tell what OP has going on).

[–]QuasarsRcool 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Just say fuck. **** doesn't prevent the reader from knowing that you're swearing so just say the word fully or not at all.

[–]ThunderOrb 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's why I've never understood the beeps in TV shows. Especially when you see their lips moving. Yeah, no one totally knows they just said bitch or fuck or whatever.

Can't pretend it's for the children. Most hear foul stuff from their parents way more often than TV.

[–]KyleJosephBoyd 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Poor monitor getting scratched up :(

[–]Avasii 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He also has this balloon animal on his fur.

[–]Claytrain1989 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My cat only does it when I'm playing basketball. Or even when I'm watching basketball. He's a Cavs fan.

[–]OG2ToneKHmafia 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where I'm from, that's how cats get karate chopped.

[–]Mattsuo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If the claws come out, that'd be a dead cat

[–]Akeruz 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You're fine with a cat clawing your screen to death!?

[–]bon_bons 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

im very against declawing, but a lot of cats are declawed. im assuming this one is if this guy lets him do this long enough to take a photo

[–]JamesR8800 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We should have acted. They're already here. The Elder Scrolls told of their return. Their defeat was merely a delay 'til the time after Oblivion opened, when the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood. But no one wanted to believe... Believe they even existed. And when the truth finally dawns... It dawns in fire! But... there is one they fear. In their tongue, he is "Dovahkitty": Dragonborn!

[–]ikrakahoa 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Kahjit wants sexy time!

[–]grawrz 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought the bottom left of the screen was shattered in the thumbnail. Lol

[–]falumpagus907 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is what a blind playthrough looks like. Cat induced of course.

[–]CameoWetzel 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Almost every comment on this post I have read in Maiq's voice...

[–]Ibanez_723 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That tree looks like a big crack in the screen

[–]FuckBigots5 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does be have coin?

[–]Neph37 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

i thought your screen was cracked in the bottom left

[–]Spicybarbque 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cat giving you the ol' Skyrimjob.

[–]GorillazBear 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The cat knows that it will eventually evolve in a khajit, it's just wishing it'd come sooner so it can murder you on it's sleep...

[–]grilled_frog 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

HOW DO YOU REMAIN CALM ENOUGH TO TAKE A PICTURE WHILE THAT CREATURE HAS ITS PAWS ON YOUR SCREEN!?

[–]logandc 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is begging you to either get a new graphics card or cover the screen up I think

[–]Jeefbeef_Toby 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My kitty likes to watch nature shows with me :3

[–]noitsPatrick 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What spray paint did you use on your cat?

[–]GeoSzef 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

...'til I got a cat claw in my knee.

[–]HansAC 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dragons are just misunderstood cats.

[–]n0x630 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like this cat's name should be spot.

[–]toekneeg 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My cat does that no matter what I play... :/

[–]Ethan819 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The jiggle physics have gone too far.

[–]Wertsir 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's trying to get back to Elsweyr.

[–]krestar 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's because Briala is a cat-burglar

[–]Princejake2 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My cat does this with every game. He especially likes third person games, and the mouse cursor on Stardew Valley.

[–]red_zephyr 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mine only does this with Red Dead Redemption, something about the horse I suppose.

[–]LuliGoGo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get the hell out of third person you weirdo

[–]DareToStepUp 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My cat has started doing this while I fish in Final Fantasy XV.

[–]ButtHunter4lyfe 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

so op glues his cat's paws to the monitor to get some internet points? wow./s

[–]GhostBrothel 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

khajit is best waifu for cat

[–]Centimane 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've had a handful of deaths in games as a result of this.

My cats would sometimes jump up and do this while I played overwatch, that's hopeless.

[–]kootaroo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That would be one dead cat if that was my moniter. XD

[–]gabbamac21 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

All you do is play skyrim tho

[–]robmak3 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, he must not, if he cracked the bottom left corner of the screen jkdont_kill_me

[–]rakura1 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's trying to lead her down the path... I mean that's what those spots are right?

[–]ClumpyCider 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cats of Skyrim was a great book

[–]darthxerox15 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awh reminds me of my khajit♡

[–]wamborambo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

the cat belongs to the norths.

[–]PunkZdoc 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everybody knows there are 5 difficulties in all video games...

Easy

Medium

Hard

Very Hard

Cat

[–]Croistewa 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Your money or your life."

[–]GambitandRogue 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does he have a tail that doesn't match his body? Because my cat looks just like yours but has a tabby tail.

[–]ratpH1nk 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mine does it during soccer matches, swats the ball

[–]Zach4Science 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Plot twist: OP only plays skyrim.

[–]MikeKraze 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm no scientist but I have seen Poltergeist...be afraid.

[–]Epic_Nerd 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My cat does this when I play dark souls. Every time I roll.

[–]Ifyougivearagamuffin 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

my roommate does the same thing