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521 Guin Rd
compensation: Unpaid Internship
employment type: contract
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I need help building this wall. I want it to be great. Terrific wall. The best wall.
If you're able to help, meet me near the 160 Grand Prix Monday morning at 8:00 am. We'll start there and work west, going around Illusions Gentlemen's Club (annexing it for Springfield).
I need people that have experience in wall construction, whether professionally, or within your own heart.
(Must be able to lift 100 pounds of satire)
Why do we need a wall?
The drugs from Wal Mart Supercenter, Walgreens, CVS, Family Pharmacy, Price Cutter, and Mercy Pharmacy are streaming across the border.
People don't seem to understand or care that they're sending therapists and murmerers across the border.
They are bad ombre hairstyle havers taking our jobs under the auspices of being a bedroom community. I say, gross, don't bring your bedroom into this.
I've met with the mayor and told him to pay for it, he said no, so I said it again and he said no again. This was repeated for several minutes. I am confident he will relent. If he does not we will impose a Terryff, implementing a tax on all Terrys that commute from Nixa to work in Springfield.
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