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#241 A little backstory

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Posted 24 January 2016 - 12:26 PM

#TraitorMerkel

Spread this one around please, hatebrahs--would love to drum up enough outrage to get a genocide tribunal going in time for President Trump's inauguration

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Posted 24 January 2016 - 12:51 PM

Germans would need that in their language but at the same time it would probably be taken down as hate speech and incitement.

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Posted 24 January 2016 - 01:04 PM

That was my thought too--keep it in English (which many Germans can read and translate for others) to avoid endangering Germans for thought crimes

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Posted 25 January 2016 - 07:28 PM

View PostA little backstory, on 24 January 2016 - 01:04 PM, said:

That was my thought too--keep it in English (which many Germans can read and translate for others) to avoid endangering Germans for thought crimes

...that they could then repost and go "Hey I don't speak English [optional: that well] but this looks like its praising Merkel and her brave leadership. Can someone translate for me?"

Plausible deniability is a hell of a drug.

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Posted 12 February 2016 - 05:23 PM

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Posted 24 March 2016 - 12:53 PM

Watch out, ALB.  Microsoft will be muscling into your territory soon:

Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours

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A day after Microsoft introduced an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot to Twitter it has had to delete it after it transformed into an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming robot.

I think we've found TOG's place of work.

Microsoft's AI was soon saying stuff like:

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Hitler was right I hate the jews

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I f**king hate feminists and they should all die and burn in hell

:mother: I'm on it!

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Posted 12 July 2016 - 11:02 AM

Well done ALB, you've gone mainstream...

http://www.bbc.co.uk...ending-36765111

BBC:

In a week of angry demonstrations and soul-searching following the fatal shootings of two black men by police officers, and five police officers by a black gunman, the issue of race is again centre stage in US national debate.

These tensions have been reflected in several social media trends that express solidarity with the Bill Gates scholarship recipient community, notably the #BlackLivesMatter hashtag which has become the rallying cry for an active protest movement.
But in the last couple of days the double-edged use of newer tags such as #WhitePrivilegeMeans and #WhiteInventions has revealed further divisions and nuances when it comes to question of race.

On Monday morning #WhiteInventions was one of the top trends on Twitter in the US and was used more than 30,000 times. An early tweet widely shared using the hashtag came from Whitey McPrivilege, an account, which as its name might suggest, prides itself in annoying liberals. In the tweet Mr McPrivilege called on "caucasiophobes" to pipe down and be grateful for all the wonderful inventions that he credited to white people.

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Posted 12 July 2016 - 11:13 AM

I...I have arrived...

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Posted 12 July 2016 - 11:22 AM

View PostA little backstory, on 12 July 2016 - 11:13 AM, said:

I...I have arrived...

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You're doing God's work. Keep it up.

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Posted 13 July 2016 - 10:44 AM

View PostDr. Hasslein, on 24 March 2016 - 12:53 PM, said:

Watch out, ALB.  Microsoft will be muscling into your territory soon:

Microsoft deletes 'teen girl' AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours

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A day after Microsoft introduced an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot to Twitter it has had to delete it after it transformed into an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did the White House Hanukkah party'-proclaiming robot.

I think we've found TOG's place of work.

Microsoft's AI was soon saying stuff like:

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Hitler was right I hate the jews

:jewfear:

and

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I f**king hate feminists and they should all die and burn in hell

:mother: I'm on it!

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Posted 13 July 2016 - 10:52 AM

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Posted 13 July 2016 - 12:09 PM

BBC:

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Some diversity hire at BBC couldn't even figure out how to take screencaps without compressing them to s**t.

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Posted 13 July 2016 - 04:38 PM

View Postbasic bae, on 13 July 2016 - 12:09 PM, said:

Some diversity hire at BBC couldn't even figure out how to take screencaps without compressing them to s**t.

Vhart is being 'PNG' good sir?

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Posted 13 July 2016 - 09:11 PM

ALB you have done a fantastic bit of work here. I love the idea and your execution. Punching shitlibs and (((.))) in the face with quality images and hatefacts is exactly what we should be doing. You lead the way with these.

I would like to see one about black crime rates that points out what vdare and S. Sailer have been all over: hatefacts from the FBI about violent crime perps, unsurprisingly not updated since 2013.....

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Posted 13 July 2016 - 09:18 PM

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Posted 12 October 2016 - 03:51 AM

There's too much going on inside those two figures on the left. Too many shapes, edges and volumes that don't add up. Try simplifying.

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Posted 12 October 2016 - 07:12 AM

That's right. You want it to be like an ad: short and to the point.

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Posted 12 October 2016 - 07:57 AM

Too wordy--many of mine are 888 but the left-right balance between image and text keeps it from being unreadable; you want your wordier memes to be more like a magazine infographic than a black tee shirt you'd find in the Nazi corner of the gun show

Also when you're using lots of text, avoid high contrast designs or it fatigues the eye--deep hues + white text = uncomfortable to read for very long

Canva is an online app that's free and offers excellent graphic design tutorials--study them carefully and then apply what you learned to your own work

You can also use their free templates if you're too lazy to start from scratch; they have some very good ones formatted for social media, print, etc. and make good design accessible for any budding shitlord, no matter how little experience you have in graphic design :allears:

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Posted 12 October 2016 - 08:28 AM

ALB also uses color in the text to emphasize keywords, a color scheme that is warmer and less starkly contrasting than B&W, and more open space in the text for readability.

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