Trying to stay zen. Trying to stay above the fray. Trying to keep the rants off Facebook and the political bullshit out of my day to day life.

Mostly adjusting. Mostly getting used to the fact that this fuckhead is president for a while and just learning to live with it. Mostly accepting the fact that half of America is populated by brainwashed tantrum-throwing idiots with no common sense who elected a narcissist psychopath out of spite.

Getting used to the idiocy, the chaos, the willful destruction. The Muslim ban, okay. Deliberately inciting chaos, okay. Elevating a white nationalist sympathizer to the NSC while demoting generals, okay.

Threatening Mexico and shitting on Australia, agitating for the breakup of Europe, okay. Getting used to President Bannon. Getting used to Goebbels Conway. Adjusting to all that.

Then the prayer breakfast and starting the ratings battle with Arnold Schwarzenegger. Acting like a vicious nine-year-old child instead of POTUS. Okay fine.

But now... THREATENING MILITARY ESCALATION WITH IRAN VIA TWEET? IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GOD DAMN NIGHT?

For fuck's sake Trump, you god damned orangutang anus, you do realize you are THREATENING MILITARY ESCALATION VIA FUCKING TWEET? And that you will be EXPECTED TO FOLLOW THROUGH? And that the fuckers you are playing games with will be tempted to TEST YOUR SHIT AND SEE WHAT THE FUCK YOU WILL REALLY DO?

I ain't even mad at Trump. Not mad at ol' Trumpy dumpy. How can you be mad at a narcissist baby who may well have oncoming dementia accelerated by his hair growth drugs?

Nope, I am just sitting here trying to keep my cool, trying to stay zen, doing a little tai chi in the backyard to calm myself down, and then finding myself flying into new fits of rage at ALL THE STUPID IDIOTS OUT THERE STILL SUPPORTING THIS PSYCHOTIC MOTHEFUCKER. TRUMP SUPPORTERS, WHAT WILL IT TAKE YOU GOD DAMNED IDIOTS? ARE YOU GOING TO WAIT UNTIL FUCKING NUKES ARE FLYING AND A FEW MILLION PEOPLE ARE WIPED OUT? ARE YOU GOING TO BE SAYING "BUT HER EMAILS" WHILE LIVING AN ACTUAL REAL-LIFE VERSION OF FALLOUT?

For anyone still supporting Trump at this point, seriously, if you are a good person then you are brainwashed. You have some shit in your brain that is worse than that bug that crawled out of the dude's ear in the old Star Trek movie. For the love of Zeus, please get a detox. Or replace your Trump love with something more healthy, like Scientology.

But if you aren't brainwashed and still support Trump, then quite simply, FUCK YOU. In the immortal words of Bill Burr, I hope you get herpes on your tongue from the center of a stray dog's asshole and it turns into cancer.

Just fuck everyone who supports Trump. That's all. Fuck your caveman view of the human race, fuck your needy bullshit anti-political correctness, fuck your disgusting lack of humanity. Just die already. I guess a silver lining to this asshat starting a war is that a chunk of you fucking jerks will die in the fallout and the remaining millions of you will have to shut the fuck up for the rest of your stupid lives in the Chernobyl glow aftermath.

Middle East escalation threats via Tweet. Jesus Christ. I wish Secretary of Defense Mattis would punch this fucker in the face already.

/rant