I'm a "math/physics chick".
And I live alone in the woods (naked, BTW), hacked into the power grid with wireless broadband.
Comp Sci dept. valedictorian at the school rated 3rd in the country for computers. Former nuclear engineer, now über slacker.
After 2 many years of working for old white, greedy, rich, evil retards, I said "fkk it", and for 3 years I've lived naked in a technology-packed, apollo-capsule-sized cave in the woods
OK, a teeny tent. What EVER. But it's half buried, so it's a CAVE.
I hacked into the 250v power grid, and dropped the voltage to 125v without a transformer. How? Jedi Magic.
My super power is "understanding things".
So I understanded my way into my own little world, with a space heater, A/C, my dorm fridge from a much, MUCH happier time, microwave, wireless broadband, shortwave, festive colored christmas lights, and a VERY fast computer full of really cruel amateur bondage porn. I'm the only homeless person who sleeps on the ground in the woods next to the interstate who has wall-to-wall carpeting (I found it next to a dumpster).
I spend all day, every day, reading hyperbolic topology and masturbating.
What am I?
I'm SMART, and I know what you're thinking.
Yes, there IS someone *that* crazy on the internet. Go to my intro first:
http://tinyurl.com/geeks-wise-up
Then go to my site:
http://tinyurl.com/kanecave
I'm official idiot savant. Autistics are the True Master Race. That is, I'm a wretched genetic mutant, like the X-men. I'd rather be a shape-shifter or control the weather, but I'm just glad I'm not the Elephant Man.
God made me pay out the ass for the ability to understand, basically, anything: I'm socially bewildered, emotionally retarded, and officially crazy. Like, apparently, WAY crazy, though I seem perfectly normal to ME. But I was committed to the state mental hospital, which is as "official" as crazy can get.
Except in languages and geometric visualization, I am LITERALLY mentally retarded. I used 3-dimensional calculus to write software that calculates the nuclear skyshine factor under variable shield geometries, but I can't do 3rd-grade arithmetic. Literally.
Big effing deal. I'm ME. And if you don't like it, BLOW ME!
Well, eat me.