I like sugar and I like tea

But I don't like women, no sirree

There's two lone things that'll make me squirm

That's a hog eatin' slop and a chick stealin' sperm

You know it, 'cause I show it

Like a barnyard rooster I crow it

And the AWALT

Would love to put a muzzle on woman-hatin' me

Roses are red and violets are blue

And women ain't human, you know that it's true

But they don't mind, 'cause what the heck

You can't be human to get a WIC check

And I'm broke, no joke.

I ain't got a nickel for a Coke

But I'm a guy, you see

So Uncle Sam won't help poor woman-hatin' me

Hey Mr. President, what do you say?

When are we men gonna have our day?

The women had theirs such a long long time

I'm a guy and it's about time I had mine