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Think about everyone you've ever sercretely liked. Every stranger you momentarily fell in love with on public transport. It's uplifting to think that you've probably been this person for many people. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Edit: Wow...Reddit is really negative. I mean I'm not exactly Mr. Handsome myself but still... I posted this because I sat next to this cute girl on the train home and it just got me thinking. I just wanted to share my thoughts but now I'm slightly bummed out :/

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[–]dick-nipples 817 ポイント818 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Somehow I doubt that many women have looked at me and thought the things that I think when I look at some women...

[–]mayheavensmile 497 ポイント498 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Hey there, come on now dick-nipples, don't say that. Cheer up. I'm sure you're a swell person.

[–]Laivine_sama [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

I thought you were insulting him and then I realized that's his username.

[–]fool_on_a_hill 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (1子コメント)

may heaven smile upon you for your kindness

[–]bill_from_atlantis [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Nobody seems to like you; they can tell what you want to do

[–]TheHummingbirdsLie [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

He's got those big nipples though...

[–]TheLionEatingPoet [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

dick-nipples > nipple-dick

[–]FourWordReplies [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

"Great tits!" "Thanks madam."

[–]TheTrueFlexKavana 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But what about the men?

[–]wodha [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

They'd be all over you if they knew you were THE dick-nipples of Reddit lore. I've been enjoying your comments here for a long time.

[–]NialsTheAngel 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Hmm...

[–]JG0923 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You don't know that!

[–]bsal82 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not you it's them.

[–]The_Power_Of_Three 320 ポイント321 ポイント  (43子コメント)

Seems unlikely. It's not random; probably largely the same set of people get 'secretly liked' by everyone else. e.g, that cute girl on the bus gets 'momentarily fallen in love with' all the time. The grungy, overweight dude next to her may never have.

[–]Maestermold 163 ポイント164 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Yeah, if you're ugly, uglier people don't fantasize about you. They fantasize about the same attractive people that average people do.

[–]Rauron [スコア非表示]  (19子コメント)

Different people have different "ugly"s though.

[–]bighungrybear [スコア非表示]  (15子コメント)

Nah, ugly's ugly. So ugly.

[–]goatsthatstack [スコア非表示]  (12子コメント)

I dunno, I've always been into really scrawny nerdy guys and most people don't like that....

Edit: lol, I'm married. And more importantly, fat. So move along

[–]Stepp1nraz0r [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

RIP your inbox

[–]National_Razor [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

Just fair warning. He's a 65 year old Polish guy.

[–]willyslittlewonka [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Sigh well gotta work with what you've got

[–]jellatubbies [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

65 year old Polish dude sounds sexier to me than the zero year-old no one I've been with the last three years

[–]Nyskit [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Once they're outta the womb, you can put a ring on it! (3 years is and oddly long amount of time to be in the womb, tho.

[–]Neddy93 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Rofl I bet. I literally spat out my gum when I read this.

[–]ryguygoesawry [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Hey

[–]GZAPyramids [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

You've come to the right place

[–]jellatubbies [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

5`0/82lbs/968IQ R we getting married now?

[–]Terelius [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Hey it's me

Sigh...

[–]getefix [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Well the ugly ugly people are ugly, but regular ugly people might not be ugly to absolutely everyone.

[–]Brodman_area11 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Ugly guy here, can confirm.

[–]DeeSnarl [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

But not thaaaaat different.

[–]WontGrovel [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

To a point. It's more like some people have niche interests, but the majority of people agree on what's attractive. I mean, people prioritize different, but it's usually 8/10 vs. 9/10.

[–]carefreewithme [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

To a point, but women's preferences in particular vary greatly. I tend to prefer more feminine guys for instance, while many women prefer the opposite.

My "8" is very often the next woman's "4", and vice versa.

[–]god_of_rice[S] 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (19子コメント)

Point taken but, optimistically speaking, I'm sure if you're okay looking, which I guess statistically most people are, and not a potato, my statement would ring true somewhat.

[–]Coolnameherebro 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (15子コメント)

Statistically, there's a 50% chance that the person you're addressing is less attractive than average.

e: Holy shit guys, "median" and "average" are colloquially interchangeable. This isn't an academic paper, this is a bad joke on an internet forum. How do you not see that there are a hundred other replies saying the exact same thing that you're saying?

[–]HemoKhan 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eh, this is Reddit. It's higher than that.

[–]SalientSaltine [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I don't think that calculation was rigorous.

[–]LostxinthexMusic [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Statistically speaking in terms of the normal curve, there's actually only a 16% chance. Anything within 1 standard deviation is still considered "average."

In a symmetrical distribution, there's a 50% chance that they're below the mean. There's a difference.

[–]mycatsnameiskirk [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Statistically, there's a 50% chance that the person you're addressing is less attractive than the median. Ftfy.

[–]SuperGanondorf [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Actually even that may not strictly be true; that would depend on how many people are exactly as attractive as the median.

[–]Skipachu [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Just to be facetious:
Averages can be deceiving. Say you have a population of 2 million people. 100,000 have three limbs and the rest are four-limbed. This means the average number of limbs per person is 3.95. Thus, 1,900,000 people have an above average number of limbs. That's 95% of the population being above average.

If we assume the ugly people do not outnumber the pretty people AND the ugly people are as unattractive as the beautiful people are attractive, then your 50% would be accurate. I wonder how close to true this assumption is....

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    [–]25ksvg [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Not very optimistically for us potato people.

    [–]Beat9 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    There was an OKcupid study once that showed women thought a significant majority of men were 'below average' appearance wise.

    [–]Frugal_Octopus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Don't forget fetishes and individual taste. I don't think I'm attractive but some women (and men) are attracted to large, tall, bearded men. I'm talking mountain man beard.

    Every time I mention trimming or shaving my wife threatens my life.

    [–]Drkocktapus [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    You'd be surprised just how varied people's sexual preferences are. For the most part you might be right but I've had a few friends admit they're really into 50 year old women. I mean people I would never in my life be attracted to. Try asking some friends what they're into and you'll gain a better appreciation for this. Kinsey was right man.

    [–]dustmouse 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The best is when you look at a stranger that way, then you see them giving that look back, but to someone next to you. And you get to daydream about their life together.

    [–]cofee_sex_katamari 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (7子コメント)

    A friend from high school told me like 10 years later she had fantasies about me... she was already married and living on canada, while I'm still wizard filled with frustration. Also had a guy being ultra helpful once, and I didn't reaize until later that he was hitting on me.

    [–]stirKrazy11 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    Holy shit, you're a wizard?!

    [–]smashinbrute 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    He's quite nonchalant about being a fuckin wizard

    [–]DumNerds [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Is it at 30 or 40 years of virginity that you get magical powers?

    [–]WildLudicolo 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I'm a wot?

    [–]overanalysissam [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Yer a facking photographer, Harrey! Now goh get mee pictars of spideymen, ya cunt!

    [–]milo-sevic [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    This guy should do an AMA

    [–]nv1226 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    You're a wizard mari

    [–]walkeyesforward 248 ポイント249 ポイント  (23子コメント)

    Or horribly depressing if you are still alone and can only think about the missed connections or opportunities to not be so fucking alone.....

    [–]Earacorn 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (5子コメント)

    lol... Wait why am I laughing?... Oh yea because that's me!

    [–]PessimisticPlum [スコア非表示]  (16子コメント)

    Then stop just staring and ask for what you want. A lot of people would say yes to a date or giving you their number, if not only because they are flattered. For me personally I will almost always give a guy a chance because i appreciate a bold, brave man especially when its so easy to hide behind a phone or just go on tinder these days!

    [–]WontGrovel [スコア非表示]  (7子コメント)

    That's easy when you're young and most people are single. At my age (42), almost everyone is going to be married and I'm that creepy older dude if I talk to younger women.

    [–]variantt [スコア非表示]  (5子コメント)

    If I got to your age and I were still single, I wouldn't give a crap about being "creepy". If a woman in her twenties wants to get down, you better take that opportunity.

    [–]Ariche2 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    until they try to accuse you of harassing them.

    [–]variantt [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Well, it's usually easy to figure out if a woman is interested or not. Body language and all that. I was more or less talking about other people who'd presume to look down on such a relationship.

    [–]WontGrovel [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    Well, I'm not "still" single. Was married 10 years and now I'm in a polyamorous relationship of 6 years (only recently poly).

    I'm not quite old enough to really give that few fucks. That doesn't happen 'til like 60. :P

    [–]variantt [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Happy for you!

    I lost a special someone due to bad behaviour on my part a few years back. I'm still young so I'm getting the most out of my youth while being as safe as I can be. Getting sexual bucket list ticked off in the mean time.

    I just hope I find someone to spend my life with.

    [–]justhisguyouknow [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I don't know, I like it when older guys and girls hit on me.

    [–]Kumquatelvis [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Online dating. I tried Match.com just to prove to my friends that it didn't work. In less than two months I met the woman who eventually became my wife. And I had pretty specific requirements (do you know how difficult it is to find a woman who doesn't like dogs? The answer is very).

    [–]ryguygoesawry [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    My opportunities for this are largely on my daily commute on the subway. Have you ever used the subway to commute to work in a dense urban area? There is an understanding among subway commuters that everyone just wants to be left the hell alone on that ride.

    [–]variantt [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    You can still share that knowing smile with a stranger where you both acknowledge you find the other attractive.

    [–]MaisNahMaisNah [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    There's an unspoken agreement shared by like 80% of public transit users. There's still that 20% that's going to see you wearing headphones and reading and start talking to you. They're usually kind of nuts. If you're approaching me to hit on me, guess which group you're getting lumped into?

    [–]Shartman_Begins [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    Exactly, so many on reddit are self wallowing pessimists and it's vital to know that that is the most unattractive thing of all. If one puts the work in, they'll more than likely be rewarded eventually so each person only has themselves to blame and must take responsibility for their choices.

    Saying to yourself "I'm ugly and no one will like me" is both your first and last mistake romantically.

    [–]willyslittlewonka [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    Or maybe some of them are just being realistic lol

    [–]Shartman_Begins [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Well I've know enough "ugly" men to get dates with knockouts. Confidence is the key. It's a cliche because it's true.

    [–]Perfonator [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Hell, that's what I'm gonna do. Thanks for the motivation! I needed that.

    [–]FlameoMyGoodHotman [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I can see into your future... Dick pics. Dick pics everywhere.

    [–]JasonsBoredAgain 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    You know when you're leaving the bar with your friends and recapping the night, and someone's like "I should've punched him in the fucking face!"

    ....pretty sure I've been that guy for many people, too.

    [–]OutrageouslyOutraged 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (8子コメント)

    Umm, no. Unless she/he has a fetish for someone who's been told he looks like 3 day old roadkill.

    [–]canada_mike 58 ポイント59 ポイント  (6子コメント)

    3 days old? practically fresh. the folks over at /r/frugal_jerk would be all over that

    [–]OutrageouslyOutraged 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Yer right! It's aged to perfection. Maybe I do have a redeeming quality. I feel much better about myself, thanks!

    [–]Skipachu [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    3 days old? practically fresh.

    Just long enough for the rigor mortis to subside and let the meat self-tenderize.

    [–]ShibuRigged [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

    Reading through that sub makes me feel bad for wasting precious calories gained from food other than lentils laughing at some of the posts.

    [–]canada_mike [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    yea that's pretty much the whole sub lol it's my favourite circlejerk, when I can spare the calories that is

    [–]TedTheViking [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    circlejerking is a waste of valuable protein

    [–]canada_mike [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    yes it is really something best left to the fat cats who don't have to scrounge for every lentil

    [–]digitelle 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    If it can be said, there is probably a fet-life sub forum for it.

    [–]satan_in_high_heels 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    So I'm not the only one who thinks about strangers on the bus while in the shower.

    [–]dollarbaby 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    i'm going to guess that the distribution is that even. Its probably more like thousands of people momentarily falling in love with a few very beautiful people and zero for most of us.

    [–]variantt [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    Have you ever been stalked so hardcore that you had to get the police involved?

    [–]Blykul [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Hell, I'd be satisfied if I had these moments toward myself from myself.

    [–]Subaru2013 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Except I'm ugly as fuck.

    [–]go_for_the_bronze [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I came here feeling uplifted, and leaving feeling the excruciatingly cold realization that no one will ever love me. I love reddit

    [–]indewater 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    I doubt it

    [–]TJDlink 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Or when you realize that no one has ever felt the need to act upon these impulses and get super depressed.

    [–]Thehungrycannibal 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    this is incorrect

    [–]MustHaveWhiskey 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Nope. Too ugly

    [–]mycatsnameiskirk [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    When I was in my final year of school, I was bullied a lot. The day of my birthday I had orchestra rehearsal in the morning before school started. On my stand was a present, a hand made magnet with the words "Making melody in your heart". I never found out who gave it to me, but I've always kept it, now fourteen years later, as a reminder that no matter what I feel I look like, or whether I feel like no body likes me, there is always someone who likes me. I don't know whether the person who gave it to me was attracted to me or whether they were just being nice, but either way, it's this little thing that meant a huge thing in my life. Sometimes I'd like to know who it was, other times I think it's better that I don't.

    [–]DumNerds [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    You see I appreciate that optimism, I would have thought it was meant for something else then torture myself for decades that I took somebody's love note meant for someone else

    [–]TheStaffmaster 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I actually read the title 4 times and each time I thought it read: "Think about everyone you've secretly killed."

    But for some reason it was manifesting in my brain like it was secret even from myself, like I was brain washed or some shit.

    So my reaction was like, "How the hell am I supposed to think about shit I'm not supposed to remember!? D:< "

    [–]TedTheViking [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Think about everyone you've secretly killed

    Okay, that's quite a lot of peo-

    everyone you've secretly liked

    Oh. Okay, never mind. Thought I was going to be able to participate in a thread for once.

    [–]WindReturn 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    This actually made me feel all warm and happy inside, I really needed this post today.

    [–]random_user_no2000 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Two of those people told me how they felt years later. How different my life would be if they had told me there and then.

    [–]FF0000panda [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    When I was younger I 'temporarily' fell in love with an Asian man at a Jollibee in New York. He was a super handsome, but somehow average looking guy, probably in his older 20s or young 30s, eating noodles with his girlfriend. Something about this convinces me that if he had noticed me I'm like 100% sure he would have fallen in love with me too. WHERE ARE YOU JOLLIBEE MAN, i miss you

    [–]The_Joaking 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Not if you're not attractive, few people secretly like uglies and nobody falls in love at first sight with them.

    [–]Glorious_Comrade 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    you've probably been this person for many people

    yeah.

    [–]enzyme69 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Especially those who smile back.

    [–]antisocialbutterfly0 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    i haven't

    [–]GreatAndEminentSage [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Thanks OP. I liked this. Made me smile:)

    [–]Nay-Shun 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Glad to see I'm not the only person to think this. Would love to know who those people are.

    [–]colbzzz [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Realest post on here, respect

    [–]sexual_redditor69 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Possibly r/wholesomememes

    [–]aliiirsss [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    I won't doubt that it happened. Buuuuut nobody has come up to me or anything like that. And I haven't to anyone. I wish anxiety wouldn't get the better of me.

    [–]-RedditGuy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Only when you realise how small and insignificant you are not only to the grand universe but to every person you'll ever meet in public will you truly get over the anxiety of saying hello to a stranger without analysing the action in your head before, during and after.

    [–]Prince_Maaximus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I fell in love with a gorgeous young man on the jitney it Atlantic City. Long blonde hair, a tattoo in Arabic on his arm. No job, just roaming the earth experiencing life while I slave away to corporate America. Best jitney ride of my life, and one of the best conversations I've ever had with a person. Never saw him again. Farewell, sweet hippie prince.

    [–]Prince_Maaximus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Also, you're all a bunch of negative nancies.

    [–]BoyceKRP [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Aw that made my day :)

    [–]smit4465 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    /r/wholesomememes

    [–]Rosieroseroserose [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Wow everyone really hates themselves here. This is actually one of the nicest things I've ever read on this sub. Made my day to think about that.

    [–]My-Work-Reddit [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I have often wondered if I were the recipient of such thoughts. I can only hope.

    [–]h-h-c [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

    The dudes here seen to think it's all appearances. I never have stranger love for beautiful people. They're boring. It's something else entirely I fall for. A couple weeks ago I had one of these moments looking at an average-looking gray-haired guy thirty years older than me on the bus. So don't worry, guys. Not everyone is as superficial as you!

    [–]shutupbaby-iknowit 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    i don't think so

    [–]SpiderDolphinBoob 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Hahaha you're so funny

    [–]sexypanda657 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    eh idk bout that

    [–]QuigonZen [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    R/wholesomememes

    [–]speech_freedom [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Until I look into the mirror.

    [–]EvilPoptart30 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Ha no, I'm too ugly

    [–]22jam22 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Maybe if your good looking. If your below a 5 not alot of people are instantly falling in love with you.

    [–]Dystopyan [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Yeah right

    [–]invisiblette [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Naaah, I haven't.

    [–]CrimsonMoose [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Ya, gonna have to say it's probably not a two way street there.

    [–]batmanzazzles [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Or that sometimes when strangers gave you a smile, they probably found you cute/attractive.

    [–]SherbTheSuperb [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    r/absolutelynotmeirl

    [–]ImWorkinOnPositivity [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Nah I haven't

    [–]spacehussar1472 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Haha, not even once

    [–]RealEmpire [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Unless your ugly

    [–]ramendez23 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I sure as shit hope so...

    [–]versusChou [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Haha no...

    [–]naggan1604 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Unless you're hideous, in which case, it's 0 times

    [–]Dawidko1200 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Yeah, right, no.

    [–]mintsponge [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    That's not true at all...

    [–]Laszerus [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

    None of my serious relationships (serious being only 3, but still) have started with me asking the girl out, they always approached me. I still don't think of myself as particularly attractive (Honestly, i have no idea... I have no real frame of reference).

    When my first relationship ended (she left me) her best friend was kind of trying to help comfort me by hanging out with me and what not. She eventually tells me she had a huge crush on me... I was completely shocked and had no idea how to react to that, and still kind of reeling from my recently ended relationship (and trying to take peoples advice to 'get back out there') I just kind of asked her if she wanted to go on a date at some point (while we were, btw, going to see a movie together alone at the time). She freaked out and told me not to bring that up again and I shrugged it off as more "I don't understand women".

    A week later, she brings it up again herself, while we were in her car going somewhere. I again have no idea how to react, am really confused about why she brought it up again, and again I say something along the lines of "If you would like to go on a real date sometime I would be totally up for that".

    She straight threw me out of her car, left me on the side of the road. I've never seen or heard from her again. I still have no clue what the hell that was about.

    It's funny though, I have quite a few cases where women have asked me out or otherwise told me they were interested in me, but yet I still think of myself as very average looking at best. I really don't care, I'm happily married with kids, but this shower thought just kind of got me thinking about it. Strange how our mental image of ourselves can be so skewed from reality.

    [–]geniel1 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Sounds like a nut case. You probably dodged a pretty big bullet there.

    [–]adam2speedy [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Dude, she isn't going to date you when her BEST FRIEND just broke up with you. Hell, even if you had broken up with her best friend a few years ago that would be terrible. Doesn't explain why she was acting weird as fuck though.

    [–]lobobricord [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Oh hey, a song that's about exactly this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlRanftUqO4

    [–]laserrorname [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Pfft

    [–]jedi_onslaught [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Tries to be uplifting, ends up making me think that nobody has ever looked done that with me. Reason being that nobody has the courage to actually fall in love and act on it.

    [–]GrenadierOzlaoj [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Lol no.

    [–]colekern [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Hahaha no

    But I'm happy to say that I'm okay with this

    [–]DumNerds [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    But being attractive doesn't make up for the compulsive social blundering though. It's happened more than I'm happy to admit where girls take interest, then lose it half way through a conversation. Doesn't help that my main areas of conversational expertise are in video game mechanics, aesthetic shitposting, and my favorite comedians

    [–]LoydDobbler [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I'm not that person for anybody.

    [–]ThatSaradianAgent [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I just want to know who the hottest ones were.

    [–]Abraham7889 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Nope, no I haven't

    [–]valicat [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Realistically, how this ends up is me being ridiculously uncomfortable with someone staring at me and looking over my shoulder when I get off the train to make sure they are not following me.

    [–]darknebulas [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Since I don't have public transportation around my city I guess no one has ever felt that way about me.

    Maybe the guys who honk their horns at me and smile like a creeper in the car next to me? That was clearly a display of love.

    [–]Annoying_ [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I don't think so

    [–]KurrKurr [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Haha, no, I haven't been.

    I believe in the 80:20 rule. 80% of all males/females desire the top 20% females/males/whatever group of people they are attracted to. So only 20% of "your own group" are the ones having fun. I'm not one of them.

    [–]kevmaster2000 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    It doesn't really even need to be romantic love or sexual attraction. I was on the bus for a while one day, and there was this young dude - probably around 20 - with glasses, quietly sitting with his legs crossed, knitting a scarf. I just saw this dude and instantly admired him, thinking to myself, "I've never seen anyone knitting on this bus, much less a young, attractive man." I just thought he was cool. It probably would've been weird for me, a straight man, to tell him that, so it's an observation I've kept to myself. But hey, if you're out there, guy, I think you are cool for doing that without a consideration to what the other passengers think.

    [–]idunnomyusername [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    You're attractive, aren't you.

    [–]phome83 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Yeah totally. People crushing on you are the worst..I bet.

    [–]able2sv [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    That's not how random sampling works.

    [–]bighenry19 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    r/absolutelynotmeirl

    [–]SpinPHD480 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I find it more uplifting to think that the person I secretly liked is now miserable because of the guy she is with.

    You're life would have been much better "hot waitress" if you would have just asked me for my number while I drooled over you.

    [–]vinestime [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Thanks, I needed that.

    [–]Patriot_Rising [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Even http://imgur.com/VfZD9N9

    [–]margiegonewild [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    This quote made my day. More people should be like you!

    [–]Doose-axe-marinara [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    You've provoked r/incels...

    [–]verynewtoreddit123 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    It makes me think about the times I brought smile to my customers (im a waitress) or just random people on the street.

    [–]PineappleStickers [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Can confirm this.

    A few years after graduation, i was talking to a highschool friend about "Those guys". The ones that every girl had a crush on at some point. She looked at me puzzled and said "....yeah, you were one of those guys too ... you didn't know?" At first i was a little bummed out that no one had ever said anything or acted upon it until years afterwards, but then i took it as a compliment.

    [–]Gandeloft [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Amm,, please don't stay quiet, speak out, let's work it out, if you love anime we could perhaps reciprocate the feel T_T

    [–]TheBlandDuke [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    As a woman i can confirm that sometimes i look at guys on public transport and have this feeling. they don't have to be "conventionally" attractive, either; sometimes i just really like how someone looks! and i go for nerdy types. but i'm also shy and awkward af lmao

    remember: if you're a guy and you think no girl could like you, filthy frank has fangirls

    [–]aznkriss133 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Unexpectedly uplifting and wholesome.

    [–]whjbailey [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    I really needed this today. You're great :)

    [–]Farmer771122 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    It's depressing to realize how many people have secretly (or even not-so-secretly) liked you, and you'd have totally been open to it, except you were completely oblivious.

    [–]o2lsports [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    ITT: entire population of r/2meirl4meirl

    [–]randy_trousers [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    You underestimate my odor and demeanor.

    [–]barbsplatypus [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    This is a lovely thought! Thanks for making me smile today.

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