Everybody warned me about this bitch, people I barely even know went out of their way to tell me she's crazy, my sister's boyfriend who I loathe entirely even had the courtesy to tell me to dip the fuck out when I had the chance years ago. Nope, I'm a regular Jack Dawson and love conquers all, mother fucker! YEAH RIGHT.

Instead I get my face shit on again with this "monkey branch" bullshit.

FOUR YEARS TOGETHER and she's been texting another guy for God knows how long. I should've known. What the shit else would any girl be on Snapchat/Instagram/Cancerbook so much for? Phone might as well be stapled to her fucking palm, easily 100 selfies a day. Then three days after splitsville, she's got a new boyfriend and is shit talking me all over town to people I've never met let alone heard of. My boss's boss has to know by now.

I'm barely even heartbroken, I'm more furious. How could you look somebody in the eyes and forcefeed me bullshit about love and affection for so long? Why would you defile my name when YOU dumped ME? I'm absolutely dumbfounded. I feel like I've just awoken from a nightmare to an equally shitty reality.

I'm absolutely seething. Nobody does this bullshit but women. You never hear about men jumping from bitch to bitch into LTR to LTR like bees to flowers. He might dick a bitch down, but he won't fuck with her heart and he'll leave her ego intact (or at least the remnants won't be his fault). It's sickening. Women are sickening. MGTOW MODE: ACTIVATED.