Welp, I guess I'll do an unofficial one! (Go easy, it's my first time)

1':KICK OFF

2': Excellent pass from Herrera to Mhki in the box, but the Armenian can't control and goes out for a throw.

4': Ibra strong-arms the Hull defender into the keeper, causing a knock. Hopefully working in our favor down the line.

7': Markovic, the exiled Scouse, drops like sack of bricks and wins Hull a freekick. The kick is headed wide of goal.

11': Solid attacking move fizzles out with some strong defending near the box.

12': YELLOW CARD for Niasse. Wreckless foul, shitty name.

14': Ibra takes an excellent shot and is touched just wide by the keeper. Rojo is on the end of the corner and sends it over the net.

17': Blind gets on the end of a deflected Valencia cross, and skies it on the volley.

19': Successive corners are the fruits of some good attacking play, but the boys are having some trouble with the final ball.

23': Hull with their best attack of the match so far, but the final shot ends up in the 44th row. Goal kick.

28': Lots of good balls into attack positions, but nobody can get on the end of them. Like a puppy with a Napoleon complex, lots of bark, no bite.

32': Some indecision from Herrera stops a terrifying counterattack in it's tracks. The boys have looked out of sorts for the past 10-15 minutes.

34': A nice headed pass from Rashford and toe poke from Pogba sets Ibra up for a decent shot on goal, but is saved. A Hull player is doubled over on the pitch, likely because he was reminded that he plays for Hull City.