I'm not the best with Photoshop and clever slogans, but I feel like pronouncing "Spicer" like "Spisser" should be a thing. He's essential the Mouth of Trump, and he talks a lot of piss, and Trump loves piss, so... Spisser. Also, images of Spisser linked with the Mouth of Sauron I feel would be an impactful image.
As I said, I'm sure there's a hoarde of youse out there that could also something up of far more quality and craft than I would. So, please, Internet? Indulge me in these dark times?
ここには何もないようです