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Flat Earth PhD (self.flatearth)

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I just emailed another professor who's an expert in optics. I told them if they don't let me do a research project I'll portray modern science as a scam in my book.

Of course, the book will portray NASA and old school scientists like Newton and Einstein as liars regardless.

Posting this from the university, i'll have to get another phone 'cos my crappy huwai finally gave up after i started using it for reddit.

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[–]2matt2reject 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I told them if they don't let me do a research project I'll portray modern science as a scam in my book.

I'm sure they'll consider this threat with utmost importance.

[–]styleofzen[S] -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It doesn't matter.. I'd make more from the book by ridiculing them but it's more of a 'if you let me do this i'll be nicer'. I don't think they really care about the threat as much as it shows the project to be worthwhile and I would portray that the university somehow tried to prevent my research which would help sales. It's called Negotiation.

[–]Caolan_Cooper 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where's the negotiation there?

[–]2matt2reject 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sure thing. Can't wait until your book is finished. You're gonna make MILLIONS!

[–]xXL31fXx 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Your Huawei probably killed itself intentionally.

[–]styleofzen[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (2子コメント)

or illuminati lol

[–]xXL31fXx 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I don't think so. The Illuminati order was disbanded in 1785.

[–]styleofzen[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

maybe that's what they want you to think

[–]adydurn 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

You know, I knew this would be a u/styleofzen post.

Is there a special word for verbal diarrhoea when it's typed?

I don't think that the scientific community really gives a shit what you say or write, assuming you've written anything, which I doubt, or you even spoke to anybody. I know I'm still waiting for those emails.

The thing is that there have been many books on flat Earth and not a single one is taken seriously. I'll give you 3 guesses as to why.

[–]Sly_and_the_3rdStone 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

diarrhoea

When spoken it is logorrhea

[–]styleofzen[S] -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

cognitive dissonance and mass delusion of globers probably stemming from innate arrogance and ignorance.

also, my book is not a mere FE book but the new science and a manifesto for the world.

[–]Vietoris 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

also, my book is not a mere FE book but the new science and a manifesto for the world.

So, delusion of grandeur, right ? That's a nice add to your character

[–]styleofzen[S] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

madness is a virtue in this game.

[–]Shredder13 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You type of people always make for a good laugh at work. "Hey, another crazy person called and babbled about us looking like fools on the internet! HAHAHAHA!"

[–]riyan_gendut 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I legit lol'd at this one

[–]Sly_and_the_3rdStone 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Swinging from Suicidal Ideation to overwrought delusions of grandeur.

You forget your pills today? You should seriously seek help.