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  1. Moldy Tampon - Today at 7:54 AM
  2. @tescosfinest when there's enough of us and we're fully integrated we'll start demanding RIGHTS and SPECIAL PRIVILEGES and overthrow this place and create a kiwi caliphate
  3. alhamdullilah
  4. King koy - Today at 7:54 AM
  5. Oh ffs
  6. Moldy Tampon - Today at 7:54 AM
  7. get out squealer
  8. gwarl - Today at 7:54 AM
  9. I'm not exaggerating though, some girl I knew who was hooked on valium and another who loved ambien, like, they'd have threads if they were known on the internet
  10. King koy - Today at 7:54 AM
  11. I thought I'd be free from other kiwis here
  12. Moldy Tampon - Today at 7:54 AM
  13. nobody wants you anywhere gtfo
  14. go back to the kiwi gulag it's where you belong
  15. KK_Ghost - Today at 7:54 AM
  16. oh you are from kiwifarms King Kiy?
  17. King koy - Today at 7:55 AM
  18. why is dynastia here?
  19. Moldy Tampon - Today at 7:55 AM
  20. he's squealer. he's the worst kiwi
  21. tescosfinest - Today at 7:55 AM
  22. Dyn is the greatest
  23. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 7:55 AM
  24. chatting
  25. Moldy Tampon - Today at 7:55 AM
  26. i post here instead of on the kiwi server because you're onthe kiwi server and you're garbage
  27. tescosfinest - Today at 7:55 AM
  28. Out favorite cuck in fact.
  29. Moldy Tampon - Today at 7:55 AM
  30. i'm their favourite cuck
  31. tescosfinest - Today at 7:55 AM
  32. *our
  33. King koy - Today at 7:55 AM
  34. I found a new discord
  35. KK_Ghost - Today at 7:55 AM
  36. What was your username squealer?
  37. tescosfinest - Today at 7:55 AM
  38. So go there.
  39. Moldy Tampon - Today at 7:55 AM
  40. fuck off squealer nobody cares
  41. King koy - Today at 7:55 AM
  42. squealer
  43. Moldy Tampon - Today at 7:55 AM
  44. i hope you get cancer in both of your eyes
  45. you're a waste of empty space that could be full of useful air and sunlight
  46. King koy - Today at 7:56 AM
  47. This is pretty nice
  48. @tescosfinest I can't go
  49. Moldy Tampon - Today at 7:56 AM
  50. they don't let males stay here unless you post dickpics so you might as well just leave
  51. King koy - Today at 7:56 AM
  52. Sorry
  53. tescosfinest - Today at 7:56 AM
  54. Pls go
  55. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 7:57 AM
  56. is this person known on the kiwi discord?
  57. King koy - Today at 7:57 AM
  58. Nope
  59. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 7:57 AM
  60. r u cow
  61. King koy - Today at 7:57 AM
  62. @king karlos the tard✿ No, why the fuck would a cow join here
  63. KK_Ghost - Today at 7:57 AM
  64. You must be really something to generate an immediate response so quickly
  65. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 7:57 AM
  66. ask vexxed
  67. Moldy Tampon - Today at 7:57 AM
  68. he's just a whitenoise reject that nobody likes and we exaggerate how much we hate him for comedic effect, basically
  69. King koy - Today at 7:57 AM
  70. @KK_Ghost He really loves me, kinda like a stalker
  71. KK_Ghost - Today at 7:58 AM
  72. ah ok
  73. King koy - Today at 7:58 AM
  74. Not really sure wht he focuses on me
  75. it's kind of creepy, but whatever
  76. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 7:58 AM
  77. a lot of these unverified lurkers are probably cows anyways
  78. Moldy Tampon - Today at 7:58 AM
  79. how am i stalking you if i'm here to get away from you and you followed me in anyway?
  80. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 7:58 AM
  81. everyone say hi sarah
  82. KK_Ghost - Today at 7:59 AM
  83. hey sarah
  84. King koy - Today at 7:59 AM
  85. @king karlos the tard✿ what advantages and disadvantages would the lolcow board have over the kiwi farms?
  86. KK_Ghost - Today at 7:59 AM
  87. wait
  88. Moldy Tampon - Today at 7:59 AM
  89. well the major advantage used to be that you weren't on it
  90. now it's p much equal
  91. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 7:59 AM
  92. because sarah is confirmed to lurk the shit out the onion thread
  93. worried about something I guess
  94. gwarl - Today at 8:00 AM
  95. actually the lurking and selfposting cows are my favourite part of lolcow
  96. King koy - Today at 8:00 AM
  97. Yeah, I came over to talk about it, and loe and behold the manbaby is on here.
  98. gwarl - Today at 8:00 AM
  99. keekweek was beautiful
  100. King koy - Today at 8:00 AM
  101. Not what I was expecting
  102. Mirai is the bot, right?
  103. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:01 AM
  104. yes
  105. King koy - Today at 8:01 AM
  106. @KK_Ghost Thanks
  107. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:01 AM
  108. @Cuckbot will squealer get cancer in both of his eyes and also cancer in his asshole that eventually kills him?
  109. CuckbotBOT - Today at 8:01 AM
  110. River Song?
  111. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:01 AM
  112. god ur useless
  113. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:01 AM
  114. @Cuckbot why?
  115. CuckbotBOT - Today at 8:01 AM
  116. Why not?
  117. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:02 AM
  118. @Cuckbot why are you such a cuck?
  119. CuckbotBOT - Today at 8:02 AM
  120. Because you are.
  121. King koy - Today at 8:02 AM
  122. @Cuckbot is dyn a tsundere?
  123. CuckbotBOT - Today at 8:02 AM
  124. Sorry, that?
  125. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:02 AM
  126. ohhhhhh
  127. King koy - Today at 8:02 AM
  128. Good
  129. tescosfinest - Today at 8:02 AM
  130. GET OUT
  131. zxcv1992 - Today at 8:02 AM
  132. @Cuckbot Is ghost into that ?
  133. gwarl - Today at 8:02 AM
  134. m.8ball are people about to shit up the chat with bot spam?
  135. CuckbotBOT - Today at 8:02 AM
  136. gwarl asked: are people about to shit up the chat with bot spam?
  137. The magic 8 ball says: Outlook good
  138. What are you into?
  139. tescosfinest - Today at 8:02 AM
  140. YOU SPED
  141. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:02 AM
  142. you have to be 18 to post here
  143. King koy - Today at 8:02 AM
  144. @tescosfinest not gonna leave
  145. tescosfinest - Today at 8:02 AM
  146. O rly
  147. King koy - Today at 8:02 AM
  148. @king karlos the tard✿ oh great
  149. i'm 20+
  150. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:02 AM
  151. eat my tard diq
  152. King koy - Today at 8:03 AM
  153. who is tesco's finest?
  154. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:03 AM
  155. Josh
  156. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:03 AM
  157. cooler than u
  158. King koy - Today at 8:03 AM
  159. That's josh?
  160. vordrak - Today at 8:03 AM
  161. Owned
  162. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:03 AM
  163. yee
  164. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:03 AM
  165. @King koy if you're staying you have to post a dickpic
  166. those are the rules
  167. King koy - Today at 8:03 AM
  168. @Moldy Tampon I don't listen to man babyss
  169. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:03 AM
  170. (This is a test)
  171. King koy - Today at 8:03 AM
  172. sorry
  173. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:04 AM
  174. lol ur a fiesty one off kf
  175. are you mad that i brought owo back?
  176. tescosfinest - Today at 8:04 AM
  177. Pls go
  178. King koy - Today at 8:04 AM
  179. You flip out the moment I get here
  180. tescosfinest - Today at 8:04 AM
  181. Pls
  182. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:04 AM
  183. are you really autistic?
  184. King koy - Today at 8:04 AM
  185. Not really,
  186. zxcv1992 - Today at 8:04 AM
  187. What the fuck is going on lol
  188. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:04 AM
  189. sure
  190. zxcv1992 - Today at 8:04 AM
  191. Why does everyone hate this guy
  192. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:04 AM
  193. kiwifarmers are fighting(edited)
  194. King koy - Today at 8:04 AM
  195. @zxcv1992 No clues
  196. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:04 AM
  197. I don't even know them and I think they're a fag
  198. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:04 AM
  199. lol
  200. zxcv1992 - Today at 8:05 AM
  201. Well I'm going to assume there is some massive backstory to this
  202. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:05 AM
  203. Exiled from their home they turn on one another
  204. In some girl's backyard
  205. King koy - Today at 8:05 AM
  206. Thanks
  207. I guess
  208. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:05 AM
  209. There kinda is and I only understand maybe 45% of it
  210. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:05 AM
  211. okay basically there's a degenerate unfunny gotis furry on KF who bullies him relentlessly and makes him cry, and she didn't know about the discord server, so yesterday i linked her to it and now he has no safe space to post in because he is getting bullied by a fat furry online
  212. King koy - Today at 8:05 AM
  213. Why the fuck did I become a bot?
  214. zxcv1992 - Today at 8:05 AM
  215. ew furries
  216. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:06 AM
  217. literally lower than a furry smh
  218. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:06 AM
  219. He and gotis furry?(edited)
  220. So you are trans?
  221. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:06 AM
  222. yeah a tranny gotis furry obvs
  223. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:06 AM
  224. hmm
  225. Is she hot?
  226. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:06 AM
  227. doubtful
  228. gwarl - Today at 8:06 AM
  229. >she
  230. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:07 AM
  231. Is she troon or just trans?
  232. gwarl - Today at 8:07 AM
  233. >furry
  234. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:07 AM
  235. who cares guys it's a furry i think we're missing the point here
  236. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:07 AM
  237. o
  238. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:07 AM
  239. so they are a furry?
  240. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:07 AM
  241. Or trans?
  242. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:07 AM
  243. yeah @King koy is a furry and gets bullied by other furries
  244. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:07 AM
  245. or both?
  246. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:07 AM
  247. he's the lowest
  248. gwarl - Today at 8:08 AM
  249. can't it be both? It usually is
  250. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:08 AM
  251. lel, I was just joking
  252. tescosfinest - Today at 8:08 AM
  253. the silence is blissful
  254. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:08 AM
  255. that's hilarious  if true
  256. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:08 AM
  257. ya hopefully he went away to find someplace he won't get bullied
  258. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:08 AM
  259. Isn't Shmorkey a trans furry?
  260. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:08 AM
  261. eh, not really a furry tbh
  262. Lady Cocoa - Today at 8:08 AM
  263. >furry
  264. oh boi
  265. gwarl - Today at 8:08 AM
  266. did you ever visit kf they're all furries
  267. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:08 AM
  268. diaperist?
  269. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:08 AM
  270. more like a weird pedophile with gender issues
  271. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:09 AM
  272. Dyn isn't a furry
  273. But still got a thread
  274. gwarl - Today at 8:09 AM
  275. no I mean the cows were
  276. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:09 AM
  277. lol yeah i got halal'd
  278. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:09 AM
  279. lmao
  280. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:09 AM
  281. it was brutal :frowning:
  282. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:09 AM
  283. Why did Josh never get a thread?(edited)
  284. King koy - Today at 8:09 AM
  285. AIn't a furry
  286. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:09 AM
  287. i made him like 7 threads
  288. but his mods kept deleting them
  289. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:09 AM
  290. pussy
  291. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:10 AM
  292. Yeah
  293. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:10 AM
  294. lil baby puss joshy
  295. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:10 AM
  296. dyn is your dox real? just curious, not trying to be mean abou tit
  297. gwarl - Today at 8:10 AM
  298. last time I saw a josh thread people were just copypasting sorrows of young werther into it
  299. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:10 AM
  300. @KK_Ghost which dox?
  301. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:10 AM
  302. On your thread
  303. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:10 AM
  304. oh lol that i'm honest abe from SA?
  305. lmfao no
  306. zxcv1992 - Today at 8:10 AM
  307. Ghost is preparing to kidnap you
  308. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:11 AM
  309. when the bounty got posted a bunch of idiots from KF tried to dox me and that's what they came up with so i rolled with it lol
  310. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:11 AM
  311. I don't dare go to aussie land
  312. hehehe
  313. The goons run deep
  314. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:11 AM
  315. fuckin goons
  316. gwarl - Today [redacted] was the name of the victim IIRC
  317. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:11 AM
  318. i kno catparty's dox tho
  319. King koy - Today at 8:11 AM
  320. Goons are idiots
  321. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:11 AM
  322. are kiwis mostly male?
  323. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:11 AM
  324. he's [reacted] irl
  325. @king karlos the tard✿ do trannies count as female?
  326. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:12 AM
  327. yes
  328. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:12 AM
  329. then it's half and half p much
  330. King koy - Today at 8:12 AM
  331. @king karlos the tard✿ You get a fifty fifty split I'd say
  332. gwarl - Today at 8:12 AM
  333. my guess was kiwis were like 25% trannies and maybe 55% male
  334. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:12 AM
  335. if they pass I'll call them what gender they're going for
  336. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:12 AM
  337. I wanted to see the horrorcow dusty female cat develop more
  338. Guy is going to murder a lot of people
  339. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:12 AM
  340. we have a weirdly high amount of trannies because they have nowhere else to talk about horrorshow trainwreck trannies in their communities without being called transphobic
  341. King koy - Today at 8:12 AM
  342. @KK_Ghost dusty, the girlfriend of phil or whatever he was
  343. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:13 AM
  344. but if you look like riley dennis I might misgender you
  345. gwarl - Today at 8:13 AM
  346. y'all need to terf it up harder, like in the /ot/ tranny thread
  347. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:13 AM
  348. No he was this creepy youtube guy
  349. Lady Cocoa - Today at 8:13 AM
  350. oh god that thread is cancer
  351. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:13 AM
  352. He made like stalking videos(edited)
  353. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:13 AM
  354. no, KF is an inclusive place where all were welcomed ok
  355. gwarl - Today at 8:13 AM
  356. this isn't KF though and that's a good thing
  357. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:13 AM
  358. trannies and terfs and cucks and shitlords all holding hands andsinging in harmony
  359. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:14 AM
  360. I liked Patrick Buttman
  361. He said he turned tricks
  362. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:14 AM
  363. i used to stalk his profile so i could congratulat ehim every time he posted on dubs
  364. CHECK EM
  365. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:14 AM
  366. lol
  367. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:14 AM
  368. kek
  369. KK_Ghost - Today at 8:15 AM
  370. He posted a lot
  371. Lots of comments
  372. King koy - Today at 8:15 AM
  373. oh joy we have an incel in now
  374. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:15 AM
  375. stop projecting
  376. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:16 AM
  377. lol look at him trying to fit in
  378. what a cuck
  379. King koy - Today at 8:16 AM
  380. Mademoissulle is on the incel discord right now, pretty sure I know what I'm talking about
  381. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:16 AM
  382. everyone knows he's an incel and nobody cares because he's polite and not complete garbage like you
  383. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:18 AM
  384. I don't give a shit if you have a degree in psychology
  385. you sperged in here and now expect to be treated differently?
  386. zxcv1992 - Today at 8:19 AM
  387. who has a degree in psychology ?(edited)
  388. king karlos the tard✿ - Today at 8:19 AM
  389. I was just making a point that I don't give a shit what king is saying, he's dumb
  390. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:19 AM
  391. how long do you think he'll even last when a mod actually gets online?
  392. should we run a betting pool?
  393. NEW MESSAGES
  394. tescosfinest - Today at 8:22 AM
  395. he'll be placed in the cuck corner with u
  396. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:22 AM
  397. well ya, at first, obviously
  398. but how long till he gets thrown out altogether?
  399. tescosfinest - Today at 8:23 AM
  400. depends on how much he talks
  401. and how annoying he is
  402. NEW MESSAGES
  403. Moldy Tampon - Today at 8:23 AM
  404. yeah i guess if he just shuts up anytime a mod is around he'll be fine
  405. that's what he did on KF to last so long, lol
  406. anytie null was around he just shut up until he left
  407.  
  408.     everyone hates him lol
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