This quarter exceeded all forcasts for Good Boy Points inflation; firstly the market was anchored on a predicted rise of sympathy around our birthday, which was unfortunately ruined when that bitchslut Auntie Eileen had to go and fucking die the day before the birthday which meant Mommy was distracted and couldn't notice our Good Boy Chores, even worse was a nonexpected loss of Birthday Bonusies. While the indexes of Throwing Out Our PeePee Jars Into Backyard and Showering Once A Week continued to be the stable pillars preventing total collapse, a sudden blow was dealt to the GBP exchange rate and gross monthly income of GBP when Mommy's bastard step-husband Rick shouted at us to get a job and we shouted 'REEEE', hit him and had our Xbox taken away for a day, along with the punitive damages of 500 Good Boy Points (enough to buy a month's subscription of World of Warcraft).

So far the speculative market is going crazy. Shares are being sold rapidly and the current mentality is to cash out all of our GBP and buy as much Coca-Cola as we can before that bitchslut Mommy ends up shifting the price of everything on the GBP index up one tier. To go further, some GBP economists are claiming that in the worst case scenario We may even be downgraded from Good Boy + to Good Boy, or in very severe circumstances, Cheeky Boy. Were such an event to happen, our purchasing power of GBP would diminish significantly, and there are fears of us losing our dominance over the GBP markets and having to switch to the alternate currency of 'Pretend to Do What Mommy Wants While Going Through Her Purse At Night For Money For Tendies'. While that method has served Us in the past, it is by far a more difficult scenario in this day and age.

However not all is doom and gloom. The usual primary production of GBP through screaming at 4am until she promises tendies; along with the weekly recurring offer of 120 GBP to not go into the school playground at lunchtime to find kids who want to play Magic: The Gathering because gAME PLACE banned us, are still the foundation on which the economy can hold itself. However stable the bedrock, though, the structure of the economy itself is starting to shake and may end up collapsing to rock bottom unless severe tantrums are thrown.