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All the senior managers in the State Department suddenly resigned Wednesday, which seems like it might be a bit of a concern, maybe. There’s some disagreement at the moment exactly what happened; the Washington Post reports the most senior official to leave, undersecretary for management Patrick Kennedy, had been hoping to stay on under the new administration, but an AP story in the New York Times Wednesday says Kennedy planned to retire effective Friday, according to the State Department. The others who resigned Wednesday were Joyce Anne Barr, Assistant Secretary of State for Administration; Michele Bond, Assistant Secretary of State for Consular Affairs; and Gentry O. Smith, director of the Office of Foreign Missions. To add to the fun, CNN’s national security correspondent, Jim Sciutto, reports Trump administration officials are saying the four were fired by the incoming administration as part of an effort to “clean house.” That information came an hour after the Washington Post story saying the four resigned, so our inclination is to assume the Trumpers are fibbing, like when NBC cancelled its contract with Trump and he announced he’d fired them. Eventually the real story will come out, but for now, the default assumption that Trump is lying seems the prudent course.

WaPo’s Josh Rogin reports Kennedy will retire at the end of the month, while the other three may remain with the foreign service but receive other assignments. Two other senior management officials left the State Department January 20, resulting in a nearly complete departure of “all the senior officials that deal with managing the State Department, its overseas posts and its people.” Huh. And we have a president with no governing experience, plus a Secretary of State designee who’s never worked anywhere but Exxon. Could this be a problem?

It’s the single biggest simultaneous departure of institutional memory that anyone can remember, and that’s incredibly difficult to replicate,” said David Wade, who served as State Department chief of staff under Secretary of State John Kerry. “Department expertise in security, management, administrative and consular positions in particular are very difficult to replicate and particularly difficult to find in the private sector.”

So maybe a problem, then.

Rogin notes that top staff in positions requiring Senate confirmation routinely submit their resignations at the start of a new administration, but that it’s unusual for everyone to leave at once — the more usual model is for the senior officials to work with the new people to help ensure a smooth handover of responsibilities. Rogin also points out it’s unclear whether Kennedy and his associates left of their own volition or were urged to move along by the new guys, although

Just days before he resigned, Kennedy was taking on more responsibility inside the department and working closely with the transition. His departure was a surprise to other State Department officials who were working with him.

Ambassador Richard Boucher, a former State Department spokesman during the G.W. Bush administration, said the sudden departure of the entire management team was not typical of previous changes in administrations:

Beverly Hills surgeon explains at home fix for crepey skin around the arms, legs, and stomach.

The officials who manage the building and thousands of overseas diplomatic posts are charged with taking care of Americans overseas and protecting U.S. diplomats risking their lives abroad. The career foreign service officers are crucial to those functions as well as to implementing the new president’s agenda, whatever it may be, Boucher said.

“You don’t run foreign policy by making statements, you run it with thousands of people working to implement programs every day,” Boucher said. “To undercut that is to undercut the institution.”

We can’t imagine how that could possibly lead to any difficulties. After all, as one genius Twitter comment on Jim Sciutto’s tweet astutely pointed out, the outgoing team was responsible for four brave Americans dying in Benghazi, so maybe losing all those years of experience and institutional knowledge is a good thing. Trump can probably hire some temps, or maybe pick the management staff’s replacements in a reality TV show where candidates have to manage an ongoing foreign crisis in real time. Don’t worry, we’re sure to have a few of those any day now. Interested talent should send their resumes and glossy photos to the White House ASAP, and remember, actual experience isn’t necessary: Trump just wants people who look like diplomats. Maybe the guy who bitched about Benghazi on Twitter should apply, if he has an appropriately square jaw.

[WaPo / NYT / Jim Sciutto on Twitter]

Hell.No. Hats
  • MynameisBlarney
    • Chadwells

      See!!!! DOOOOOOMED!!!!! I told you!!! LOL!!!

      • MynameisBlarney

        LOL

    • Treg Brown

      Will we ever get to unclench again?

    • artem1s

      shouldn’t that be two and a half seconds?

  • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

    It’s okay – Trump will turn Foggy Bottom into his next Trump Tower project. WINNING!

    • laughingnome

      He’ll grab their bottoms fer sure.

  • dslindc
  • Pongo

    Josh Marshall is reporting that they were fired.

  • Sister Artemis

    Jesus. Jesus fucking christ, a government headed by arogant rich assholes with no relevant experience, and no one under them who knows what’s going on either, and maybe for a stretch NO ONE AT ALL. What could go wrong?

  • Me not sure

    Unless there’s a zombie apocalypse I might leave myself. I might stay if I get to shoot zombies.

  • Sandy Beaches

    I’m officially tired of all of this, “winning.”

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      He DID warn us that that might happen!

  • Mavenmaven

    Trump has replaced trained foreign service personnel with a far more effective system- his twitter feed. Look how many international incidents Trump has already created in just one week!

  • OrG

    “Default assumption that trump is lying” YEP!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Is Donald breathing? Then he’s lying. It’s very simple, and straightforward.

      • willi0000000

        does he even need to be breathing to lie?

  • BMW

    Tillerson will reportedly replace key foreign stations with oil rigs, those familiar with what the hell is going on are saying.

  • DainBramage

    Who needs to implement a consistent foreign policy when you have bombs?

  • Nounverb911
    • Clyde Barrow

      Great, the pope now has a meth dealer.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Oh, great. Just what we need. A Cardassian as the US Ambassador to the Holy See. If Francis wasn’t pissed at us before, he’ll be pissed now.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      Nobody will expect the Gingrisition.

    • UncleTravelingMatt

      Jesus. Warn people before you do that.

      • nightmoth

        Damn–no kidding–just dropped a sammich in my lap–

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      I can’t tell if this is a deliberate insult to the Vatican or just the usual corruption.

      • OrG

        A two-fer.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        she probably just wanted a free trip to Italy

        • MynameisBlarney

          Maybe she wants to get the hell away from DC.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Since the Pope is basically agreeing with the rest of us that the joke in the White House ain’t right in the head, I’d say it’s deliberate.

    • ResistanceFighterCaptainHowdy

      She’ll have to make a few Tiffany’s runs to stock up.

    • chortlingdingo

      I don’t normally say things like this, but that woman has got some serious crazy eyes.

    • Sardonicuss

      Ahhhhhhh! I spilled my drink!

    • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

      Once had a golden retriever with the same coat coloring

    • natoslug

      Velociraptors scare me.

    • OneYieldRegular

      F*ck, even Newt is trying to get out of the country.

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    and then they say, is Donald Trump an intellectual? Trust me, I’m like a smart person.”

    • Historicat

      Compared to Donnie, Fredo Corleone was a smart person.

  • Clyde Barrow

    No worries. Vladimir, Dmitri, Yuri, and Leonid will fill the void.

    In Putin’s ‘Murica, ask us no questions and we’ll tell you no lies.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Silly. Donald dont wait for no questions to tell his lies. Donald a proactive liar.

  • NastyBossetti

    I mean, I read in the comments to the WaPo article that it’s only four people so no big deal. Why is everyone freaking out? There are MILLIONS of people in this country. You think we can’t replace four?

    • I Am Helpy

      It’s at least six people – two resigned last week.

      • NastyBossetti

        You can’t expect the person who made that comment – who clearly thinks anyone off the street can just jump in and be a senior official at State – to take into account anything that wasn’t immediately in front of their face.

        • I Am Helpy

          granted!

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      Are these the same people who think saving 1,000 temporary jobs is the greatest thing Trump has done ever?

    • Exfus1

      People are deluding themselves if they think the best negotiators, administrators and representatives are going to the State Department and not large globalist private firms like Secretary of State Exxon-Mobil has access to. Even more delusional if they think HRC was the best judge of talent during her tenure. Look at the people she trusted to run her campaign. This is ultimately a mountain being made out of a molehill.

      • beingreleased

        You have got to be the most boring troll ever.

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          dumbest, also too. And that’s no small feat

        • Exfus1

          Just telling it like it is.

          • MynameisBlarney

            Your ignorant opinions do not equal fact.

        • arglebargle

          Correct spelling and punctuation, lack of ALL CAPS, coherent sentences. Gotta be a Russian operative.

          • Oblios_Cap

            Not even worth reading for entertainment value.

        • Oblios_Cap

          So, much like brain surgery, experience is not necessary when you work in Foggy Bottom?

          Good to know.

      • artem1s

        they were W’s appointments, butthead

  • Villago Delenda Est

    The damage is real, and it is profound.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      It’s really difficult to judge out here on the sidelines. But if you get remarks from other administrations, like Boucher, that’s good.

  • Exfus1

    SoS Tillerson will be able to replace them in an afternoon. No big deal.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Did your parents have any children who survived toddlerhood?

      • arglebargle

        He got the SOS part right at least.

      • Exfus1

        Did yours?

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Oh, such a very clever response.

          Wonketariat, we have a Nazi in need of punching here. Have at him.

          • Exfus1

            I work with what I’m given.

          • MynameisBlarney

            No, you really don’t.

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Cool story, bro.

    • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

      If he does replace them, who is gonna sell me lottery tickets at the Exxon station?

    • MynameisBlarney

      Sad, pathetic, weak.

  • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

    Just plugin the NY Jets offensive line as they aren’t doing anything else these days and would be more qualified than anyone Donald will come up with.

    • artem1s

      I hear the Cleveland Browns entire coaching staff is gonna be looking for jerbs again this season…

  • Roger Wilco

    I see several internships opening ! Win !

  • msanthropesmr

    He’s making jobs for the working man. I’m sure we can find some laid off machine operators to take these positions. You do realize how long it takes to get security clearance….

    • SmokinGood

      Just outsource that shit to the lowest bidder. Bizniz Preznit probably knows some Russian firms that are quite affordable.

    • Clyde Barrow

      I belong to Operating Engineers Local 12, I’m pretty sure one of the prerequisites to being an equipment operator is having a criminal history with a side order of substance & alcohol abuse problems. So that security clearance could be a hurdle…

      • msanthropesmr

        If it’s pretty crimes, there’s no way – but if you rip off all the American people, thats a sure way to get in.

    • natoslug

      How long to security clearances last? Surely mine from ~30 years ago is good enough, right? I am willing to work for the Trump government, as long as I am paid in advance, and I can continue to twat on the twitters that he’s a no-approval puppet fuckstick.

  • Chadwells

    I’d rank this as a big deal. The new Administration of fuckwit pathological liars will, of course, say they made it happen. All the toothless Trumpkin fucktards will undoubtedly believe their Comrade Commissar Cockeater.

    Just one more piece of the clusterfuck pie.

    • Zippy W Pinhead

      just like he agreed to cancel the meeting with Mexico’s president

    • nightmoth

      burnt clusterfuck pie with no ice cream on top

  • Master Contrail Program

    What’s the big deal? There are already three eminently qualified replacements lined up, who will perform their tasks in the regime to the letter! https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/56addfc738fe8e05269a2433b618b3d04fe382b961f3fa48f7ae1846d1c1fa69.jpg

  • beingreleased

    My non-comment in the last thread:

    Before the election, people (pundits and people on the street) said, “Trump will obviously need to find experienced people for his cabinet.” Then he got people like Tillerson who have no experience. Then I heard someone on the radio say, “Tillerson will obviously need people with experience to help him.” Those people are all gone. Maybe, what thinking people consider obvious, is not obvious to everyone.

    • dslindc

      If this continues, the entire government will rely on the experience of an intern who happens to have been there more than 6 months.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        Larry from the mail room will soon be a senior administration official

        • OrG

          What about his brother Darryl?…..And his other brother Darryl?

      • artem1s
      • Scrofula

        If you remember, that’s how they did it in Iraq.

    • Exfus1

      TBH Tillerson made more headway with international heads of state then Hillary did as a private citizen. He is an unorthodox SoS but not necessarily a bad one.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        STFU idjit

      • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

        Now if only we remove the Roooshian sanctions, Exxon’s oil and profits will flow.

        • Exfus1

          Free trade prevents wars, my friend.

          • Oblios_Cap

            All wars are, at the end of the day, trade wars.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Go home Boris, you’re drunk

          • Oblios_Cap

            A capitalist Ruskie!

            The world has certainly changes for the worse.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            more kleptocrat than capitalist

          • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

            Sometimes military actions (Crimea, Ukraine) precipitate sanctions.

          • Exfus1

            An excellent demonstration of the principle.
            If Tillerson can enmesh Russia into a greater system of mutually beneficial globalist trade, it will be less likely to resort to militarism to solve its problems . No war is a good thing, I think we can all agree.

          • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

            Someone get me a portable X-Ray unit. The patient seems to have swallowed a Political Theory textbook.

          • Lefty Frizzell

            How about free trade with Iran then?

          • Exfus1

            Very adviseable. If America was able to reach an arrangment with Iran, it would be able to secure an indefinite hegemony in the Middle East. Unfortunately, foreign lobbyists and evangelicals prevent this from happening.

          • Lefty Frizzell

            You think Trump will go for that?

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            there is an agreement with iran, it’s just going away cause of our new president.

          • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

            The less than benevolent American sponsored overthrow of Mossadegh in 1953 at the behest of BP’s free trade motivations sure helped that hegemony.

          • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

            invading places to take their oil sounds like war to me.

          • beingreleased

            Good thing Trump is such a fan of trade agreements. Oh, wait…

          • nightmoth

            Too bad about the TPP

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            idjit here can’t even be consistent from post to post

          • Creepoman

            Mitt! We’ve missed you so!

          • timpundit

            Paranoid, power-mad, election -interfereing dictators cause more wars.

          • WotsAllThisThen

            And Trump is getting rid of free trade agreements.

      • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

        Really? Let’s unpack this a bit.
        Tillerson makes headway when there’s money to be made. There’s a reason Russia gave him prestigious honors, and it’s not because he’s such a nice guy.
        What’s he gonna do when faced with a situation where the other side can’t be bought with a favorable deal? Or when the problem is ideological rather than economical?

        • Exfus1

          That’s an interesting question. The sensible answer is to say that during his tenure, most problems will be reduced to questions in a capitalist context, as capitalism is most definitely an ideology in of itself. Indeed, most global conflicts have been very neatly resolved through capitalism over the past few centuries.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            most global conflicts have been very neatly resolved through capitalism over the past few centuries.

            oh bullshit- that is not remotely true

          • Exfus1

            But it is. Less people per capita die from wars and violence then at any other point in human history. Capitalism forms strong disincentives for war compared to religion or autocracy. And even in war, capitalism’s ability to exponentially amplify available resources gives it an edge there as well.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            More bullshit

          • Exfus1

            Mad at facts.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            like you have any fucking idea what a fact is

          • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

            You might get more traction if you didn’t spout Thomas Friedman’s ridiculous theories – next you’ll be quoting his Golden Arches theory or Dell Theory at us.

          • Exfus1

            Do you think Thomas Friedman created capitalism?

          • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

            No, but he’s the biggest proponent of this load of slop. You just filed the serial numbers off, but it’s classic Friedman nonsense.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            I like how we went from most global conflicts have been very neatly resolved through capitalism over the past few centuries to ‘at least capitalism isn’t as bad as religion’. The fact is most global conflicts result in war, which is anything but peaceful or a mechanism of capitalism*. And even most of the wars supposedly fought over religious ideology are in truth fought over real estate or resources- the religious aspect is just window dressing for the rubes. About the only reason we see fewer casualties in war these days (and this is ONLY true for western countries) is because it’s harder to sell a war when lots of people’s kids keep dying, so we changed warfare to be about blowing other people’s stuff up.

            *ETA except for the sad fact that war is immensely profitable to those who supply the tools for it

          • Creepoman

            We love facts. We hate pretentious bullshit that masquerades as facts. Let us know when you have the former.

          • Exfus1

            Current discourse suggests the opposite is true.

          • Creepoman

            Alright, I’ll go first – I guess I’m just a dumb caveman, but this chart seems to directly contradict your claim about the neatness of wars in the past “couple centuries.” https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/6275c97d9e79506c44a2f45aa4917cab479bc67c3e7419d3c6bdf1ee210508a6.png

          • Exfus1

            I wouldn’t say it’s contradictory to my statement, it just doesn’t take in the fullness of data. I’d argue that ‘deaths per capita’ is a more accurate assessment then simply tallying war dead. There are more people now then there were in the medieval era, wouldn’t you agree? A war that killed 50% of a region of 10,000 was more proportionately devastating then a war that killed 5% of a population of 200,000.

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/fa1f13fe0002228017e98ff40b95753c29e8f68bcd344c6c9223edaeb3eb16c6.png

          • Creepoman

            Wow – that’s a lot of red dots in the last “couple centuries.” Thanks capitalism!

          • Exfus1

            That’s a lot more data.

          • Lefty Frizzell

            Doesn’t your plot make our point? What am I missing? I see deaths per capita steadily increasing from 1000 CE onwards.

          • Exfus1

            I see more data points from 1000 AD onwards, which isn’t surprising. But either World Wars don’t even look to be top ten in either the medieval or classical era from a capita perspective.

            Prehistoric times were also incredibly violent by modern, capitalist standards as well.

            https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/f26085dead7d7d391e55cfd73ba5d37d7ba72cacd23a6b1a2af5f598bc2ded74.jpg

          • Lefty Frizzell

            WWII is equal 9th with 2 others by my reckoning. It’s hardly a resounding recommendation for capitalism. It basically makes the 20th century in the same ballpark as the rest of recorded history all by itself, without WWI and the myriad smaller skirmishes.

            The logarithmic Y axis makes it a tad awkward to follow, and also the fact that you’d have to sum the Y-value of all the red dots in any particular century to get the data you’re looking for. At first glance 20th century looks the worst, but either way it’s a heavy lift to show any significant improvement throughout modern history, or that any such improvement is due to capitalism.

            Your 2nd plot is odder – it’s got things ordered by size rather than chronology to give a misleading impression of a decrease over time.

            Also – the biggest one – Crow Creek, South Dakota, 1325, shows 60% violent deaths. Are we now saying that “violent” = “war”, and not maybe “falling off a horse” or something? And it’s pretty meaningless unless Crow Creek in 1325 is shown to be representative of all humanity.

          • Lefty Frizzell
          • Lefty Frizzell

            This has been the case for the past few centuries?

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            and let’s ignore that war is usually driven by capitalist motivations, including the religious ones. They fight over turf and resources

          • Exfus1

            Absolutely. Though it would be an error to credit the shift solely to capitalism.

          • Lefty Frizzell

            Even for the 20th century?

          • Lefty Frizzell

            Isn’t that what you just did?

          • Lefty Frizzell

            Try telling that to Haliburton and their $7B no-bid contract for the Iraq war.

            As Country Joe & The Fish said:

            Come on Wall Street, don’t be slow,
            Why man, this is war au-go-go
            There’s plenty good money to be made
            By supplying the Army with the tools of its trade

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            We also have a huge percentage of the world’s population in transit refugee status, wandering about stateless and destitute; a recipe for war and conflict if ever there was one. Another lovely benefit of vulture capitalism.

          • Exfus1

            A result of conflict between an Islamic global order and a capitalist one, not capitalism in of itself. I don’t think anyone here would agree that capitulating to ISIS dominance is good for the refugees or for that matter anyone.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            ISIS caused the Syrian conflict?

            You are special…

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            I’m not talking about ISIS. I’m talking about economic refugees from all over Africa, Asia, Central, America, and the Indian subcontinent…from fucking Romania for shit sake. The fuel that psychopaths like ISIS feed on. Your faith in the healing powers of capitalism is….quaint.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Not to mention, last time I checked ISIS very much embraced capitalist economics. Capitalism and Fundamentalism are not mutually exclusive- just look at our own version

          • Rags

            Stand by for No True Capitalist.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            An inconvenient reality if you just took your first freshman class and fell deeply in love with Chicago School of Economics 101 or whatever the fuck this twit was blathering on about. Looks like Dok banhammered the fool. He must’ve got even stupider while I was taking a break.

          • Lefty Frizzell

            Are you, like, one of those Paulian libertarians who believes the Invisible Hand of The Market solves all problems? Your use of language is very similar, as is your core faith.

          • Exfus1

            An emphatic no. Libertarianism is like having a sweet car and putting it into cruise control while you climb into the back seat and have a nap. In many ways capitalism is spiritually repellant and unethical, but it’s handily defeated all other ideologies so we may as well figure out how to harness it for good. From that perspective, I don’t see Tillerson’s capitalism as a necessarily bad thing and instead weigh his abilities as an administrator and delegator, which are the qualities most needed for his position.

          • Lefty Frizzell

            white noise

          • Exfus1

            I’ll use smaller words next time.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            Try using true words for a change

          • Sandy Beaches

            You might want to try not tossing them into a word salad instead.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Robber barons uber alles!

          • Michael Smith

            How do you explain the world wars then? In the early 20th century, many people including experts believed that a large scale war would never happen again because it would be counter-productive from an economic standpoint. Which, of course, it was. That didn’t prevent it from happening. People like making money, but they can never be robots. We have egos, and are sometimes willing to forgo profit for what we perceive as honor. Especially if we can do so by sending other people’s kids out to be slaughtered rather than our own.

          • Exfus1

            Because monarch heads of state like Kaiser Wilhelm and Tsar Nicholas did not act in their nation’s best interest, along with militarists in Imperial Germany having the Kaiser’s ear over, say, bankers, who advised him that the only way Germany could win war was to storm across neutral countries to destroy tertiary but threatening allies. After WW1, Germany was economically isolated by the international community with crushing sanctions, and Nazi Germany doubled down on both militarist leaders this by demonizing Jewish people as evil international capitalists who engineered the war.

            It’s difficult to argue that if Germany in the 1920s or 1900s was more like it is today, integrated in an economic union with Europe, that war would have happened all the same. And while those wars were horrific, they were not excessively deadly per capita, compared to innumerable wars from time immemorial.

          • Longstreet63

            All true, but in the end, most of the really wealthy industrialists came out just fine, and isn’t that what’s really important?

            Oh, except that part about not excessively deadly. 5 out of 9 Frenchmen became casualties between 1914-1918 and vitually all on men of the most productive age.. The casualty rate in every combatant was orders of magnitude higher than previous military cycles. They expected it to be so but their expectations paled in comparison to reality.

          • Creepoman

            Seriously dude, you’re not going to get anywhere by claiming WWII wasn’t really *that* bad.

          • Zippy W Pinhead

            The fallacy of relative privation

          • Michael Smith

            That’s a difficult thing for me to imagine though, because if it weren’t for those wars, Germany wouldn’t be integrated in an economic union with Europe. Frankly that’s one of the reasons Brexit concerns me.

            One of the main reasons Europe fought the World Wars was Germany’s emergence as a unified powerhouse in 1871 and fears over where the rest of Europe would fit in once Germany reached full development. The British were great capitalists, but they were afraid of German power. And the British and French people would probably have been opposed to free trade with Germany – because they would prefer for Germany to put back in its place, rather than treated with the respect they only so recently seemed to deserve. Yes, they were all bad capitalists. But we see the same suspicions making free trade a difficult proposition politically even today.

            In the end, if capitalism ran perfectly maybe it would prevent war – war being a catastrophic inefficiency. The same is often said of communism, until someone points out that perfect communism has never been achieved due to the greed, malice and simple ignorance of the people trying to administer it. I think that same thing applies to capitalism. You won’t find leaders or nations who pursue their rational interest clearly all the time, and that’s what is necessary for it to function perfectly.

          • calliecallie

            So, delicate questions would be settled based only on cost vs. benefits? That did not work well for the people Flint, MI.

      • arglebargle

        Donnie? Is that you?

        • Zippy W Pinhead

          One of Vlad’s paid sock puppets

      • Thaumaturgist

        Tillerson is Greek. He comes bearing gifts. And yes, he did make more headway than Hillz.

        • Sandy Beaches

          DAFUQ?

          • Thaumaturgist

            Bribes?

      • Lefty Frizzell

        Is there any actual evidence for that assertion?

      • beingreleased

        [citation needed]. Sure he’s great friends with Putin, but I’m told other countries exist too.

      • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

        bribery and ignoring laws work well that way…

      • Creepoman

        ” . . . unorthodox SoS . . .”
        Uh, matey, you miss pelt ‘unethical SoB.’

      • Treg Brown
      • Villago Delenda Est

        He’s vile dogshit. Much like yourself.

        • Exfus1

          Maybe. But he’ll do fine.

          • WotsAllThisThen

            With a quarter billion dollar golden parachute and the power to enrich all his friends? Yes, he personally will do fine.

      • Sandy Beaches

        Your grammar, punctuation and sentence structure are atrocious. However, they are all stellar in comparison to your knowledge.

        • Exfus1

          Nah, what I said was objectively correct.

          • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

            Exxon’s bagmen sure did make headway with heads of state in Equatorial Guinea

  • geoffalnutt

    They’re probably not replacing them. Then the rest of the staff will quit. Fun times.

    • Oblios_Cap

      Trump will send out sternly-worded incoherent Twats when he has a foreign policy position.

  • CindyinEncinitas

    Clearly, our darling Sarah Palin can handle the State Department by herself, what with all that foreign policy experience she has.

    • Longstreet63

      She can see an oil company from her house, obviously.

  • Oblios_Cap

    I’m sure Putin can spare a few operatives from the Russian equivalent of the State Department to help his puppet friend out.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    To add to the fun, CNN’s national security correspondent, Jim Sciutto, reports Trump administration officials are saying the four were fired by the incoming administration as part of an effort to “clean house.”

    I don’t suppose anyone on his staff has the courage to tell Donald that “You can’t resign–you’re fired!” is not a thing, do they?

  • House0fTheBlueLights

    OK, ignore my comment in the prior thread. Didn’t see this story until just now.

    • Sandy Beaches

      You commented? I was told that wasn’t allowed.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        See, that right there was the problem.

  • puredog

    I have elsewhere quoted the commenter yet elsewhere who observed that this news is really no big since none of thesse guys knows anything about running an oil company anyway.

  • mardam422

    Turns out he fired them. Doesn’t make me feel any better.

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Where are you seeing that? Latest reliable reports I can find still saying “resigned” (unless it’s a “left by mutual agreement” kind of resignation)

      • Mr. Blobfish

        They all submit resignation letters. Could be these were accepted. Symantics.

        • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

          it seems to be depending on who’s reporting it – CNN headline says they were “asked to leave” – soooo, my guess it’s a fuzzy thing that’s not totally clear yet.

          • Alternative Pony Ron

            CNN is hardly a reliable source of news. They’re more likely to just run whatever nonsense the press office hands out without even the most cursory check.

        • Usedtobeyellerdawg

          I’m leaning towards an accidental resignation acceptance. I’m thinking whoever saw the letters first did not know that was a thing and just accepted all of them without knowing they had an option.

        • Perkniticky

          Whether fired or resigned I don’t care. I’m calling it a purge. In times like these, it would be irresponsible not to overreact.

    • Granny Sprinkles

      He says he fired them. #AlternativeFacts

    • Serai 1

      Bullshit. That’s a classic Trump move. They left, and then the Trumpers CLAIMED they fired them, because they’ll look like losers if they don’t.

    • Longstreet63

      Yet, somehow the “fired” employees are actually taking retirement…not usually how it happens when you’re firing for cause…

  • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

    Will Donald’s hiring freeze require him to subtract 6 from his job creation scorecard?

    • Alternative Pony Ron

      He’ll add 200.

      • Seek

        That’s the new Alternative Math to go with Alternative facts. I’m really going to go with the advice of a Wonketteer the other day – You can’t day drink unless you start in the morning.

  • anwisok

    “To undercut that is to undercut the institution.”

    And there we have it.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Department expertise in security….very difficult to replicate and particularly difficult to find in the private sector.

    The crowd that went nuts about BENGHAZI!!! hasn’t seen anything yet. Fuck.

    • OrdinaryJoe

      We are one angry protest crowd away from having shit hit the fan overseas.

      • Good_Gawd_Yall

        Except that innocent people will lose their lives, I’d be in favor of something happening, just so the Cheeto Satan voters who haven’t already given up on him can see exactly what you get when you cross a know-nothing Twittering idiot with a real-life honest-to-gawd crisis (it will be a concatenation of crises, like a Slinky tumbling down stairs and causing the world to blow up).

        • Usedtobeyellerdawg

          It would still be Obama’s fault.

    • Longstreet63

      I’d probably be evaluating my career if I were in a hazardous duty embassy right now, myself. I’d sooner trust my safety to the Marx Brothers.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Tick tock tick tock…

  • Nasty Candy Apple

    Fine, whatever, let it crash. They control all three branches of government. Whatever happens on their watch is entirely on them.

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      To a point, we may just have to watch it burn, and save the metal. Tire fires are like this.

      • eka

        and yet they are literally going to kill people. people who depended on the ACA. refugees they won’t accept. people who depended on planned parenthood. I had a few years where planned parenthood was the only health care I could afford. And I admit I’m rather privileged. These assholes are already planning to kill people and the wars haven’t even started yet.

        • alwayspunkindrublic

          I agree in terms of resisting him at every turn. I’m talking about not helping him make the government a more efficient and lethal killing machine by being good, dutiful Germans.

          • eka

            i wasn’t disagreeing. what i meant is that if people continue to participate in government for ethical reasons, people are still going to die. possibly watch it burn will save more lives, i don’t know. i don’t know the answer – i don’t know if there is one. if i were employed by the government, i’d have quit by now because i couldn’t be an accomplice. smaller government may be best when government is evil.

            so i think i was actually agreeing with you here.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Oh we absolutely agree…and well said. In my anger and disillusionment, it feels to me that working for/with the Trump regime is a form of collusion, even if one is doing for noble, high-minded, moderating purposes. That’s probably not fair or realistic, just my resentful little mindset for the time being.

          • eka

            … I don’t know, I think in this case you’re correct. There aren’t many ways to resist right now that I can see, but refusing to be silent and refusing to participate are two important ways. I might also be speaking out of anger and disillusionment, but on the other hand, look at what’s been happening in the last week. I feel extremely alarmed and while I was angry at Bush many times, he didn’t terrify me the way this administration does.

            So I think it is different and what you say is justified. Let’s not normalize, let’s keep speaking out.

          • alwayspunkindrublic

            Rebel, resist, refuse. And contrary to my own rhetoric, bravo to the Park Service folks and other civil servants who are still on the job helping the country function but are subverting from within. There are many ways to resist.

        • Sandy Beaches

          But god forbid someone aborts a six week old fetus because that’s MURDER!!!! Pro-Life, my ass.

    • eka

      im thinking maybe it would be awesome if all government workers resigned. the new admin would just use them for evil anyway. usually i’m not a small government person but now … maybe small is better.

      • House0fTheBlueLights

        I’m waiting for the federal workers’ general strike. It’s coming.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Straight to the bathtub. Grover Norquist is happy. Whasamatta wichew?

    • Master Contrail Program

      I’m having flashbacks to a mere dozen years ago when I read this.

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      Don’t forget, these people can deny reality on an epic level. They will ALWAYS blame someone else for their fuckups – and the rubes will swallow that bullshit down and come back begging for more. Hell, how many of them believe that Donnie had a “yuger” crowd at the inauguration than Obama – and there are pictures PROVING that’s bullshit.

    • Serai 1

      Yes, we’ll all be laughing as we’re engulfed in a FUCKING NUCLEAR FIREBALL.

      • Bad Tom

        Laughing episode will be confined to approximately 500 microseconds.

        • Usedtobeyellerdawg

          Lyndsey would barely have time to coquettishly cover his mouth.

          • Bad Tom

            It is indeed not sufficient for even one of his two neurons to fire across its synapse.

  • alwayspunkindrublic

    Gary Busey, Jon Voight, Victoria Jackson, and Randy Quaid are all hurting for work right now. What could possibly go wrong? Scott Baio, you’re the only one who can save us!

    • TX Dept. of Space Tacos

      needz moar james woods.

      • Reddishrabbit

        I’d add something about woods but he is very litigious about it.

        • natoslug

          Yes, never claim James Woods likes to be coked to the gills at all times. It is irresponsible, such speculation, and even if James Woods likes to be coked to the gills at all times, who are we to judge him? It’s James Woods’ choice to be coked to the gills at all times, if that is what he wants to do.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            No wonder he gets along so well with Donald! They have that in common!

          • Longstreet63

            New Ambassador to the Phillippines, perhaps?

          • Hobbes’ Evil Twin

            It’s even possible that James Woods, while being coked to the gills, enjoys fellating goats. I don’t think a goat can give consent to a coked-to-the-gills James Woods, so I’m going to say that it’s okay for James Woods to get as coked to the gills as he wants, but he shouldn’t molest farm animals while he’s coked to the gills (or even when he’s not coked to the gills).

    • Chachi!

    • NotDarkYet

      Don’t forget Meatloaf!

    • OrG

      What about chachi,why does everyone always forget poor chachi?

    • Rags

      Where is Brad in our hour of need?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Just days before he resigned, Kennedy was taking on more responsibility inside the department and working closely with the transition. His departure was a surprise

    “Hey, I did the best I could with them, but have you seen the idiots and assholes in the Trump administration?”

    – Patrick Kennedy

    • mancityRed6

      That line stuck out like a sore thumb for me, too.
      Maybe after a week or two, Kennedy just said, “OMFG, these guys are morons.”

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Maybe he got tired of being asked about what was on fox news that night.

      • arensb

        He wouldn’t say that. He’s a diplomat. He probably said something like, “I’ve taught them everything I can, and now it’s time for me to leave.”

    • Serai 1
    • Longstreet63

      Yet, in an age of camera phones, still nobody caught the moment he realized that he just Did Not Need This.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    Interested talent should send their resumes and glossy photos to the White House ASAP, and remember, actual experience isn’t necessary: Trump just wants people who look like diplomats.

    Donald is probably looking for whoever created this map:

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/9495fef49ec33a66d5a48ad441b136bdda737a6bd1928eef04384d2512829d19.jpg

  • AnnieGetYerFun

    Hey, that Nebraska guy who likes to jack off into webcams needs work. Do we need someone to rep us at the Vatican?

    • AnnieGetYerFun

      Nm, apparently we are sending a Gingrich.

    • natoslug

      Guys can get paid to jack off into webcams? Where do I sign up? And do I have to clean the cam each time?

      • Scrofula

        Way too many guys do that for free.

        • natoslug

          So, nothing but exposure bucks?

          • Scrofula

            And exposure bears, twinks, matures, amateurs, shemales, . . .

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Yeah, no. The market, like our nation’s keyboards, is saturated already.

      • AnnieGetYerFun

        Do you want to make thousands of dollars for to jacking off? I can show you how! My roommate, Alexei, make so much money for to jacking off for women on the internet for the money! PM me for more of the informations!

        • Usedtobeyellerdawg

          You could use your internet monies to buy a Hummer!

  • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

    I’ve been thinking about Donnie’s first overseas trip as POTUS. Should be interesting. I’m sure he’ll get a warm welcome wherever he goes. (Will it be to Russia? Yeah, probably Russia. Vlad strikes me as a hands on kind of guy.)

  • atheist

    Barely two weeks into this shit-show….

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Not even a week.

      • Scrofula

        Three days if you count Donnie’s Monday 9am start time.

        • sw19bender

          Making up for lost time…

  • WIDTAP
  • VagendaofNastyWoman

    Ask any corporate hand how it goes when the brass decides “We’ll lay off or retire the senior manager making $100,000 per year and replace them with three college graduates and pocket the bonus money”
    Hilarity ensues, and the three graduates, after messing up everything, leave for better paying jobs in a year or so.

    • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

      See also, most Teach for America folks.

    • Jamoche

      How about “we’ll lay off the entire team, with a combined 80 years of institutional knowledge here, and replace them”? “Replace”, in this case, meaning “the contracts say we can’t kill the project yet, but nudge-nudge wink-wink”. Yesterday was the 1 year anniversary of that happening to my team and gosh, the replacements still don’t have plans to ship the next release.

      • danpartridge

        Well, it’s a problem in an office, and it could shut down a whole company, I suppose. When it’s the State Department, it sort of sends shivers. These lives at stake include ours.

        I realize you probably meant that already. I just think it’s worth restating explicitly. Cheers.

        • Jamoche

          Yeah, frustrating as that “transition” was, and as much as I recognized all the signs in the pre-in(ptui)geration “transition”, at least all that got lost in mine was some software.

    • Spotts1701, Resistance Pilot

      “Any job being done by 2 people can be done by 1 person working twice as hard.” – Business logic

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Having spent a good portion of my working years as an Army officer, I can tell you that this plan is a shitty plan that is 100% guaranteed fail.

        • Thaumaturgist

          Army isn’t what it used to be. When I was in, we’d get nine WACS together and produce a baby in one month.

          • Villago Delenda Est

            Someone from Donald’s HR office is on line three for you, Thaumaturgist.

          • Longstreet63

            Nowadays, it’s a consortium of defense contractors who manage to produce a baby, but it costs $80 billion, takes 7 years, has three arms and weighs 220 pounds.

        • Historicat

          But someone will get a bonus for reducing headcount by 50%, so it’s fine.

      • Longstreet63

        And if by some miracle, they manage it for a year, then obviously, you still have too many people…
        Remember to staff so it takes a maximum effort to get by day by day, because there will never, ever be any kind of emergency.

        • Historicat

          And that’s how I ended up getting phone calls in the hospital while my wife was in labor.

    • therblig

      when i worked for at&t (as is required by everyone who lives in nj), upper management decided to offer a buyout program to clear out the “lifers” and make more room at the top for up and coming young blood.

      up and coming young blood saw the writing on the wall with at&t’s inability to compete in the marketplace after 100+ years as a regulated monopoly and many of them took the buyout.

      the lifers, several of whom i worked with, just kept counting down the days to retirement, seeing that the buyout was of absolutely no financial benefit to them.

    • arensb

      Actually, I’ve often asked that question about the people at the top: wouldn’t it make sense to replace the CEO who makes $20 million a year, with three people making $6 million each?

  • boyblue123

    The brain drain is going to take a couple administrations after this one to repair (assuming there is still a republic to salvage)

    • Good_Gawd_Yall

      That’s a pretty big assumption.

  • Serai 1

    How’s that hiring freeze working out, Donnie?

    • Longstreet63

      I’m wondering how he’s gonna triple the size of the border patrol without hiring anyone, myself…

      • Serai 1

        Hm, that’s a tough one. I know! He can hire undocumen… oh, wait.

  • MynameisBlarney
    • Zippy W Pinhead

      I read that earlier. If what Josh is reporting is true, we are going to see a full blown war between the Executive branch and the intelligence community- they don’t take kindly to outing assets

  • Wild Cat

    “What If We Elected A new neo-nazi Government and Not Too Many People Showed Up?”
    1:10 4:20 6:15 8:20 10:10

    “Bless the neo-nazi Yeast Infections and Their Children”
    1:15 4:20 6:35 8:50 Doomsday

  • Manhattan123

    …”the default assumption that Trump is lying seems the prudent course.”

    That phrase should replace E Pluribus Unum for the next four years.

    • Courser

      Every word that comes out of the regime is a lie. Simple rule I adopted on 11/9

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Call Bob from Accountemps.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The Bobs can fix this!

      • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

        Or at least hum a few bars.

    • Courser

      Holy fuck, I’ve been there. A number of years ago I was tapped from an agency to be the Treasurer for a small city. I got hired perm and stayed there for over 2 years until they got a City Manager. Who immediately hated me because I started as a ‘temp’.

      It was fucking insane. I had to present a budget to City Council on my second day there.

      Good times. Losing the job didn’t break my heart.

  • Anna Rompage

    It’s not too late to invest in a fall out shelter from Vault -Tech

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLphfppRIaU

    • boyblue123

      should I start collecting bottlecaps too for currency?

    • timpundit

      We elected a Supermutant, so makes sense.

    • aureolaborealis

      Is that the orientation packet for our newly great America?

    • Sandy Beaches

      Last summer, I was talking to the people who bought the house next door to the one I grew up in and they said they heard a rumor that the original owners had built a bomb shelter on the property. And I said that I vaguely recall that happening, but couldn’t tell them them the location. And we laughed and joked about the silliness of a bomb shelter. It’s not so funny now, though.

    • ImGoingBacon

      Where can I get a Mr. Handy. I mean the robot, you pervs.

    • Hardly Ideal

      I dunno about that. If memory serves, the Vaults don’t even make for decent bomb shelters. I heard there was one in Jersey that had its main door blown right off by a relatively minor blast.

  • Crystalclear12

    Lead to 4 dead Americans, damn right they should leave. Trump people will have yuuge numbers of people killed. Terrific death tolls!

    • Alternative Pony Ron

      He’ll have to work at it to beat Reagan’s 675!

      • yyyaz

        He can top that in his sleep. And will.

    • Sandy Beaches

      …all the best death tolls!

  • Amelia

    I saw this story on Crooks & Liars around the same time the CNN version popped up on my tablet and I agree that it’s hard to tell the “truth” of what happened here.

    On the one hand, having career officials hand in resignations to new administrations as a matter of tradition (as per the CNN article) sounds like exactly the kind of bureaucratic bullshit D.C. would actually do. Having Trump be the only person stupid enough to actually take them up on it? Also plausible.

    On the other hand, “if in doubt, Trump’s a liar” is our new mantra for very good reason.

    Also why is CNN the first to have the Trump-approved “official” version of events? Did I miss them getting out of the dog house, or is it just because I don’t get notifications from FOX?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Hey! I thought CNN had been branded “fake news” by Donald!

  • NastyBossetti
    • Wild Cat

      Squeeze his nose, get a martini.

      • Fun with Cthulhu

        LOL and ewwwwww.

      • Saxo the Grammarian

        More like slurry from sawing up cow turds.

  • laughingnome

    The Trump Administration: Come for the Purges, Stay for the Show Trials.

  • beingreleased
    • Nounverb911

      What did she buy with the leftover moneyz?

      • timpundit

        Several grams up to a few ounces, I assume.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        A smidgen of dignity for Brizdull.

    • Wild Cat

      So Bristol’s back to myfreecams?

    • Longstreet63

      Well, it must have been half over…

    • Hellhathnofury Demme

      Is this a real, happy-nice-time?

  • Nounverb911

    Does this include Breitbart?
    https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/824711531015368705

    WASHINGTON — Stephen K. Bannon, President Trump’s chief White House strategist, laced into the American press during an interview on Wednesday evening, arguing that news organizations had been “humiliated” by an election outcome few anticipated, and repeatedly describing the media as “the opposition party” of the current administration.

    “The media should be embarrassed and humiliated and keep its mouth shut and just listen for awhile,” Mr. Bannon said during a telephone call.

    “I want you to quote this,” Mr. Bannon added. “The media here is the opposition party. They don’t understand this country. They still do not understand why Donald Trump is the president of the United States.”

    The scathing assessment — delivered by one of Mr. Trump’s most trusted and influential advisers, in the first days of his presidency — comes at a moment of high tension between the news media and the administration, with skirmishes over the size of Mr. Trump’s inaugural crowd and the president’s false claims that millions of illegal votes by undocumented immigrants swayed the popular vote against him.

    Mr. Bannon, who rarely grants interviews to journalists outside of Breitbart News, the provocative right-wing website he ran until last August, was echoing comments by Mr. Trump this weekend, when the president said he was in “a running war” with the media and called journalists “among the most dishonest people on earth.”

    During a call to discuss Sean M. Spicer, the president’s press secretary, Mr. Bannon ratcheted up the criticism, offering a broad indictment of the news media as biased against Mr. Trump and out of touch with the American public. That’s an argument familiar to readers of Breitbart and followers of Trump-friendly personalities like Sean Hannity.

    “The elite media got it dead wrong, 100 percent dead wrong,” Mr. Bannon said of the election, calling it “a humiliating defeat that they will never wash away, that will always be there.”

    “The mainstream media has not fired or terminated anyone associated with following our campaign,” Mr. Bannon said. “Look at the Twitter feeds of those people: they were outright activists of the Clinton campaign.” (He did not name specific reporters or editors.)

    “That’s why you have no power,” Mr. Bannon added. “You were humiliated.”

    Of all of Mr. Trump’s advisers in the White House, Mr. Bannon is the one tasked with implementing the nationalist vision that Mr. Trump channeled during the later months of the campaign, one that stemmed from Mr. Bannon himself. And in many ways Mr. Trump’s first week has put into action that vision — from the description of “American carnage’’ Mr. Trump laid out in his inauguration speech, to a series of executive actions outlining policy on trade agreements, immigration, the building of a border wall and the demands that Mexico pay for it.

    He is one of the strongest forces in a White House with competing power centers. A savvy manipulator of the press, and a proud provocateur, Mr. Bannon was among the few advisers in Mr. Trump’s circle who was said to have urged on Mr. Spicer’s confrontational, emotional statement to a shocked White House briefing room on Saturday, when the White House disputed press reports on the inauguration crowd size. He mostly shares Mr. Trump’s view that the news media has misunderstood the movement that the president rode into office.

    On the telephone, Mr. Bannon spoke in blunt but calm tones, peppered with a dose of profanities, and humorously referred to himself at one point as “Darth Vader.” He said, with ironic relish, that Mr. Trump was elected by a surge of support from “the working class hobbits and deplorables.”

    The conversation was initiated by Mr. Bannon to offer praise for Mr. Spicer, who has been criticized this week for making false claims at the White House podium about the attendance of Mr. Trump’s inaugural crowd, for calling reporters dishonest and lecturing them about what stories to write and for failing to disavow Mr. Trump’s lie about widespread voter fraud in the election.

    Asked if he was concerned that Mr. Spicer had lost credibility with the news media, Mr. Bannon chortled. “Are you kidding me?” he said. “We think that’s a badge of honor. ‘Questioning his integrity’ — are you kidding me? The media has zero integrity, zero intelligence, and no hard work.”

    “You’re the opposition party,” Mr. Bannon said. “Not the Democratic Party. You’re the opposition party. The media’s the opposition party.”

    Mr. Bannon mostly referred to the “elite” or “mainstream” media, but he cited The New York Times and The Washington Post by name.

    “The paper of record for our beloved republic, The New York Times, should be absolutely ashamed and humiliated,” Mr. Bannon said. “They got it 100 percent wrong.”

    He added that he has been a reader of The Times for most of his adult life.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      When the reckoning begins, this guy is high on the list.

    • Michael R

      Steve Bannon is the enemy of all Americans , whether they know it or not .

    • Edith Prickly

      Do the commenting rules allow me to wish for Steve Bannon to get a Nazi suckerpunch to the head?

      • Beanz&Berryz

        I’m not sure.. I think a non-mortal sucker punch is OK to be wished for, but I could be wrong. Along those lines, I think a Woody Allen bat could be wished for too. With votes, if need be…

    • Wild Cat

      And the NYT and its counterparts will get on their knees, start sucking, and swallow every drop—-as always.

    • Hellhathnofury Demme

      C’mon media!
      RISE UP!
      Do something to make up for the election that YOU screwed up!
      Don’t take this lying down!

      Oh, who am I kidding…?
      (*sobs*)

  • Saxo the Grammarian

    OT – this just popped up on my radar. Someone created a website called “altleft-dot-com”. It is presented as “The Left Wing of the AltRight”. That seemed, um, suspicious, so I did a whois lookup. The phone number on their domain registration is associated with several telemarketing scams. Advice to malevolent RWNJs: when you ratfuck, use a stronger condom.

    • whitroth

      ROTFLMAO!

      Y’know, I read a story at krebsonsecurity – possibly the most respected computer security journalist in the US – about some of these companies being hit with ransomware (I’ve encrypted all your files. Pay me bitcoin, or I’ll delete them all!)… and *other* nasties are deleting the original ransom note, and replacing it with their own, so even paying the ransom gets you zip.

      The alt-wrongs are going to eat themselves…

  • Michael Smith

    Great opportunity for more privatization, amirite?

    • Exfus1

      gud 1

  • sw19bender

    Not to fear: Trump’s experienced, carefully-selected appointments will have all these departments sorted out in no time!
    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/deb5ed4affba2a47cc588ae861d4347766415f9eaf09e3c5db196b8d53239884.jpg

  • Mavenmaven
    • laughingnome

      I think he’s getting too big for his breeches.

      • Hellhathnofury Demme

        I hope so!

    • mancityRed6

      Of course, I’m sure dead breitbart is excluded from that.
      Technically, he is right about the media being the opposition party. They’re supposed to be no matter who is in what office.

    • laughingnome

      Pride goeth before a fall, Stevie.

    • Résistance Land Shark

      Trump “Strategist” Steve Bannon Should Buy Some Quality Suits

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      “I want you to quote this,” Mr. Bannon added. “The media here is the opposition party. They don’t understand this country. They still do not understand why Donald Trump is the president of the United States.”

      “Got it Mr. Bannon! You said ‘I like eating turds and my suits are lumpy because of all the turds sewn into secret pockets in them. I will eat all the turds directly from Mr. Trump’s b-hole and I don’t care who is grossed out by it.’ Should make it in time for the late edition! BYE!”

      • theblackdog

        *shudders*

  • whitroth

    Hey, great breaking story: Trump just addressed the GOP “retreat”… and then left without taking questions. Let’s see, that’s after saying that torture works (with McCain listening).

    Piss off what’s allegedly your *own* party, why don’tcha?

    Save time, impeach now.

    • Picabo

      Or 25th amendment, section 4. Faster than impeachment.

  • Crystalclear12

    Does anyone else feel like you have been pushed out of a perfectly good plane and now you can’t find the GAWD DAMN rip cord?

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Yup. Airborne is crazy.

      • Serai 1

        Yeah, Steve Guttenberg ruins EVERYTHING.

    • bookish

      Not voluntarily, either.

    • whitroth

      Gee, I think it’s time to redo the old joke that I last heard with Bill Clinton and the Grinch…. but with one less character.

      The Donald, a priest, and a hippie are in a plane, when the engines go out. They find there’s only two parachutes. The Donald yells, “I’m the leader of the free world, and the smartest person ever, so I need to be saved”, grabs one, and leaps out of the plane. The priest turns to the hippie, and says, “You take it, my son, I’m prepared to meet my Master.”

      The hippy answers, “Not to worry, padre. The smartest man ever just grabbed my backpack.”

      • LucindathePook

        I heard it with Kissinger, way back then, and it’s always good.

      • Hellhathnofury Demme

        But this time, it’s totally believable!
        Clinton, Grinch, no.
        Trump, yes.

    • eka

      i feel like several times an hour i forget how to breathe.

      although meetings are more interesting because some colleagues make snide remarks about data or funding going away and i watch the people i know to be conservatives look all confused.

  • DahBoner

    Those are “extra” diplomats…

    It’s kinda like you tear apart an engine and you put it back together and there are “extra” parts. You don’t need them, right?
    http://m.imgur.com/gallery/byU7Dx6

    • Usedtobeyellerdawg

      Gaskets, psssh…little pieces of rubber and paper, who needs ’em?

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Best comment: “How a Jedi rebuilds an engine.”

  • OneYieldRegular

    So basically Team Trump’s attitude towards anyone with expertise is like the attitude of the camp guard in Schindler’s List to the Jewish woman who identified herself as an architect in pointing out the unsound structural problems of a barracks being built.

    • beingreleased

      I haven’t seen that movie in a very long time, but if I remember correctly, they actually listened to the engineer after they shot her.

      • sw19bender

        Life imitating art, then.

        • Serai 1

          Oh, you think they’re actually going to LISTEN to the people they get rid of?

    • Serai 1

      Except that after he shot her, Amon admitted she was right and ordered the barracks to be rebuilt.

  • bookish
    • Wild Cat

      Who will run our B&Bs?

  • Wild Cat

    I’m sure Amy Goodman is enjoying all the press freedoms she has gained since the “election.”

    /s/

    • eka

      i’ve checked periodically susan sarandon’s twitter account to see if she has any regrets about opposing somebody completely decent for not being perfect and noticed how much she’s been tweeting in support of the activists at standing rock.

      maybe now she will realize what she and people like her have done?

      i usually like amy goodman and think she has done some good stuff, but i think she is part of that group and my attitude right now is “fuck you all”.

      • Serai 1

        Sarandon? AHAHAHA… no. That twit will never admit how she contributed to this shitshow. Jesus, I can’t BELIEVE I used to think she was cool.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          Dammit, Janet!

        • eka

          i just find it infuriating that she pretends to be a liberal but helped to enable new hitler.

          i also get a bit angry at people who still attack the obama administration when we’re facing the worst challenge to democracy in our history. yeah, i’m not cool with the drones either and yes, i would like single payer health care and free university for everyone – but you’re not helping.

          meh. i’m annoyed generally. and people say “well stop reading the news” but that’s exactly what endangers us – people not paying attention.

          • jowgajen

            Totally tangential, but Trump is no Hitler. Hitler was Lawful Evil, Trump is totally Chaotic Neutral.

          • eka

            i don’t know. i think trump works on ego like hitler. hitler hating jews was always about himself, personal resentment. trump doesn’t hold any values but hates obama and wants to undo everything obama did. that’s the one clear motivating factor we’ve seen. at the same time, he will say anything at all to gain power. hitler similarly manipulated and used emotional nationalistic pull to gain power, and i would say we can also doubt his actual belief in the stuff he said. i mean, he played on german nationalism without even being german.

            also, if you look at anti-semitism in europe at the time – it was sort of lurking everywhere, but hitler took his own prejudices and brought out prejudice in others to an extent that it empowered a political movement. sound familiar? personal vendetta used to bring out the worst in others.

          • mfp

            pfft…trump makes hitler look like a genius

      • sw19bender

        She’s waiting to take credit if/when the Dems sweep the winnable seats in the midterms/four years time.
        It will all be part of her amazing plan….

      • Wild Cat

        Assange. Snowden. Stein. The dead-faced Nader. (Sanders kept his distance.)

        She hates Democrats more than she’ll hate any Republican.

        If she covers an issue you may like, it’s for fund-raising.

        I know her. I volunteered at Pacifica/WBAI for many years. I frequently see her heading to her MNN studio on W 23d St. I pass by her without a word. Fuck her.

        I’m done with her. You don’t play footsie with Jill Stein when a fascist is looming.

        • eka

          i heard her speak about a year after the war started in iraq. i don’t hate everything she’s done.

          but yes, fuck everyone who helped this happen.

      • Hellhathnofury Demme

        She’s in my “dead to me” room sitting at a table with DiFi, Nader, and (for entertainment), Steve Harvey.
        Kanye wants to join them, but they won’t let him, cause he’s such an attention whore.

        • eka

          Sarandon or Goodman? Either way, they’re both in the “dead to me” category”. Sarandon is just a celebrity who has only done harm and Goodman is somebody who was a decent voice for the left back in the bush years but betrayed us by not helping to prevent the shitstorm we’re dealing with now.

          • Hellhathnofury Demme

            Sarandon.
            I’m totally fed up with her.

  • Carpe Vagenda

    OT Chris (lapdog) Cillizza is unpersoning Palin

    https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/824716583079727105

    • Wild Cat

      So Bristol’s back to pole dancing?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        but they’re married now.

        • Wild Cat

          She married a Pole? Cue the Vodka!

          • hendenburg2

            maybe that’s why she married a Pole…

      • Unpresidented_in_Seattle

        Them vintage wine boxes don’t grow on trees.

      • Fartknocker

        They say she makes a very nice meth in her 3/2 house in Apache Junction, AZ.

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      Had to post this from the comments on that story. The insanity is strong in this one…

      ROFLMAO poor Washington Poo, so desperate and obvious are you. Since Sarah Palin has been introduced to the lower 48, NOW GOING ON 8 1/2 years ago….she has been living rent free in liberals empty heads.

      Yes, Sarah got Donald Trump elected, after creating a Red Wave in 2010 and 2014, turning the House and the Senate to Republicans and then turning the White House to a Main Street Populist conservative, Mr. Trump. Oh yeah, she didn’t do anything! roflmao oy, comedians, my sides hurt.

      But alas, hiring like minded, ending (no better) than with the PRESIDENT, she turned of SarahPac and opened SarahPalin.com a news site, with stories, writers, videos, etc. Competing with, hmmm, I guess WaPo.

      Sarah Palin, that fearless, strong, principled, WINNING conservative icon that has made America Great Again. #HOORAH.

      • Picabo

        Once again proving that if you take the median IQ of the population, half of them will be below it.

        • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

          WELL below it, in this case.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          The odds that this dipshit is below the median are about 99.99%

      • Martini Ambassador

        So wait, this current bucket of shit is HER fault? Does Donnie know she’s grabbing all of the credit?

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Yeah, there are a lot of desperate, lonely underemployed people commenting at the Washington Post. Especially funny that they’re attacking someone they owe as much to as they do Chris Cillizza.

      • ViveLaRésistance

        That’s word salady enough to make me think Gov. Half-term wrote it.

      • BearOmegaNomNom

        That hashtag. USMC libelz.

    • hendenburg2

      Tundra Grifter Princess is Grifty?

      HOLD THE PRESSES!

      • Carpe Vagenda

        Seriously. They’ve been holding him back from mentioning it since 2014, the bastards.

  • o’look Skwerl!

    In the good news column, The Department of Education released the Title IX compliance data, meaning campus sexual assault is still a no-no across ‘Merica.

  • bookish

    https://www.cnet.com/news/national-parks-and-nasa-resistance-launches-on-twitter/?google_editors_picks=true

    Now there are more than 20 “Resistance” Twitter accounts, all purporting to be the creation of government employees who are determined that the facts be heard.

    • Flashman

      Any of them have access to Trump’s tax returns?

  • President in Exile Firefly

    Expertise, knowledge, experience. Eh. Who needs it.

    • Beanz&Berryz

      Everything is just a Deal to be Made…

    • WotsAllThisThen

      All the things America voted against.

      • President in Exile Firefly

        Yup.

    • Serai 1

      Things American companies decided were irrelevant decades ago.

      • willi0000000

        yeah . . . they soon followed work ethic and craftsmanship out the door.

  • Poly_Ester

    I thought that civil servants were not “at will” employees. One of the reasons for a professional civil service was to put them out of patronage’s reach.

    • jowgajen

      These positions are appointed by the President. Note that a couple of the employees are not actually leaving the State Dept but are instead being reassigned to non-appointed positions. He can’t fire them, but he can move them around.

      • Thaumaturgist

        Is there a consulate in Siberia?

        • WotsAllThisThen

          There will be soon enough.

    • hendenburg2

      No, all these people who just resigned are Senate-confirmed.

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Ivanka, Jared, Donnie Jr. and Eric (sorry Tif) will step in. Then the next layer of management will resign.

  • boyblue123

    OT – Americans are going to pay (even more) for the border wall out of their wallets

    Donnie crapping all over one of our biggest international trade partners

    https://twitter.com/gregorykorte/status/824713845914669057

    • Marion in Savannah

      Well, that’s clever since some of his shit is manufactured there.

      • Lefty Frizzell

        If he’s talking about taxing all imports then that’s all of his shit. I think he may well be stupid enough not to have made the connection yet.

        • Longstreet63

          Can he pardon himself for evading tariffs?
          (Asking for a president)

          • Courser

            I’m sure that’s his plan. “Everybody pays, except me” is his motto.

          • Biel_ze_Bubba

            Just being smrt.

        • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

          That’s probably what was in all those prop file folders at his “alternately-visioned trust” photo op: the exceptions to tariffs for his own companies.

          • starfanglednut

            Ugh.

          • willi0000000

            don’t worry about it . . . all the stuff in those stacks was blank paper (to be returned to the copy room) and unlabeled folders (to go back in the box in the stock room).

            worry about the shit he signs!

            [ . . . particular attention to when he uses the “gold” sharpie ]

    • Longstreet63

      Ah, the good old days of tariffs. Say, don’t those require statutes, and also, by the way, the abrogation of NAFTA, which is a treaty? What a great deal! Why, we could probably manage to kill our entire export market with tariff wars.

      • chazmanr

        Can? Almost certainly will.

    • boyblue123

      Americans dont need cars/parts, consumer electronics, food, etc

    • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

      Is it still the law in Mexico that all companies must be 51% Mexican-owned, including the ones making stuff for American companies? And does Trump know that?

    • House0fTheBlueLights

      Question–can he really do something like that by fiat (i.e. EO)? Doesn’t it have to go at least through the motions of legislation?

  • anon_the_great

    I’m sure the Trumpanzees can find a few more 20 somethings like the unqualified twits now heading Voice of America. I mean hiring campaign interns worked so well for the Iraqi occupation.

  • Bitter Scribe

    Maybe John Bolton could shave his mustache and apply. (A haircut wouldn’t hurt either.)

  • Randy Riddle

    If Sarah Palin didn’t suck the air out of a room anytime she entered it, detracting from OUR GREAT AND GLORIOUS GOLDEN PATRIOTIC LEADER OF THE BIG HANDS, then I could see her getting one of those jobs.

    • GHERKINS OF RESTIVENESS!

      She’ll have to suck harder/better than she did on the Trump campaign trail, if she wants one of those jerbs.

      • chicken thief

        Or at least try to stay sober.

        • MeerkatsRMammals

          Meth. Not even once.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    The basic operating assumption of the Russian Puppet and his supporters seems to be that the old, experienced people need to go. They’ve done a terrible job so we need to get some new blood in there. Inexperienced people with inexperienced bosses. Should work out well as soon as Putin’s Puppet gets the nuclear codes. What country is going to piss him off? He’s now the world’s abusive ex-husband.

    • Biel_ze_Bubba

      Mexico seems to be taking the lead in the Tell Trump to Fuck Right Off Sweepstakes. I can hear the missile jockeys now: “Mexico City? We don’t have it in the targeting software!” We have Havana – Is Havana close enough?”

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        “AHHHH…Whose tiny fucking foot IS THAT?…Shoot it! Now!….AHHHH….Who the fuck shot my foot?”

    • willi0000000

      i’m sure we’re gonna see a lot of new blood.

      [ there will be rivers of it if he isn’t controlled! ]

  • Rags

    OT but- Spicer just said they will finance the wall with a 20% tariff on Mexican imports. OMG WE are going to pay for the wall out of our pockets!! Quelle surprise!
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/the_americas/mexican-president-cancels-visit-to-washington-as-tensions-with-trump-administration-intensify/2017/01/26/ececc3da-e3d9-11e6-a419-eefe8eff0835_story.html?utm_term=.f6810b2d8f75

    • beavertank

      After backing out of NAFTA. And then maybe backing out of every other multilateral trade agreement, and the WTO, so we can slap a 20% import duty on ALL imports.

      …turns out when the screaming hordes said they wanted to “take America back” they meant “back to the 30s and the great depression”.

      • Logic of Color

        How long before we start getting hit with tariffs. We export stuff too, don’t we?

        • Randy Riddle

          Yep – the whole “let’s all do the fox-trot and dance the Charleston with trade tariffs” policy was pushed by Hoover. I think we saw how that worked out.

        • Biel_ze_Bubba

          Of course – the tit for tat will be instantaneous. At some point, the Trumpanzees might notice that everything at Wal-Mart costs 20% more than it used to. Maybe a few of them will figure out they’ve been fucked over. Maybe.

          • WotsAllThisThen

            Those darn illegals are raising our prices!

          • Tetsu Kaba

            Wait until Trump supporters see the increase in food and restaurant prices when there are fewer undocumented workers to work for peanuts

          • ButtercuptheHarelessRabbit

            It will be Obama’s fault somehow. Or Hillary’s. Maybe Soro’s. It’s hard to say what those fuckwards will believe.

          • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

            Guess I should have scrolled down…

        • beavertank

          Probably the same day we do something as utterly stupid as backing out of the WTO.

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        I kept asking those trolls when they wanted to take us back to. I guess this is why they didn’t have a reply.

      • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

        It’s going to get interesting when all the cheap imported crap at Wally World suddenly starts going up in price.

    • Serai 1

      Yeah, because we’re ALL going to go out and buy Mexican imports now. Jesus Fucking Christ, these people.

    • ButtercuptheHarelessRabbit

      Wait, does this apply to tequila?

      • C4TWOMAN

        Kahlua?

    • C4TWOMAN

      “Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto has canceled an upcoming visit to the United States”

      That makes me lol hard. Poor guy. Everyone north of his border has gone loco.

      • Hellhathnofury Demme

        Nieto deserves to lose his job, for humanizing T****p during the campaign.
        That little move was very naive.
        Someone smarter and tougher needs to be in that job.

  • weejee

    tRump is messing with thermodynamics here, and that likely will not end well. Equations of State are becoming unbalanced, and that can produce dramatic, unintended results.

    • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

      You don’t fuck with the Law of Unintended Consequences.

  • Logic of Color

    Time to hit the “campaign donor: bigly” rolodex

  • Biel_ze_Bubba

    Taking other assignments isn’t what you see when someone is fired. What it really looks like is a mass “Hell, no!” to some (likely illegal or unethical) idiocy that Il Douche was insisting on. Which should make for interesting reading, when it leaks out.

    • Meanie-meanie, tickle a person

      Yeah, I get the feeling there’s more to this. And there’s absolutely no chance someone in the admin won’t blab.

  • ohnotheapocalypse

    The Make America Kittens Again Chrome Extension has made these past 6 days maybe 5% less terrible, btw.

    Another BTW: We should be boycotting Uber, whose CEO works with Trump. Not sure if that’s been covered here yet.

    • Serai 1

      You should have been boycotting Uber from the day it first went live. That is a seriously SHITTY concept and deserves to go in the trash.

      • ohnotheapocalypse

        thanks mahm.

        • Serai 1

          Those fucking apps have REAL PEOPLE being paid shit under crappy conditions. Try thinking before you jump to the most convenient option.

      • eka

        i’m conflicted because with cabs it costs me 100 dollars to get to the airport and with uber it costs me 50. I basically agree on principle, but it’s still tempting. parking at the airport when we go overseas would cost 150 most times ($11 a day, we usually go for about 2 weeks)

        of course the uber drivers always want to socialize and cab drivers leave you alone about 50% of the time, so maybe it’s worth paying more to have some quiet time.

        • Serai 1

          Because the fact that Uber drivers are screwed royally isn’t relevant at all.

          • MeerkatsRMammals

            Serious question. I have a friend who applied & is waiting to hear back. Should I tell her to run away?

          • Serai 1

            YES. Right now. Like most companies started only to make money for the execs, Uber started all nice and toasty and great to its workers, and has become just another hellhole job. They get stiffed on their pay, they’re expected to work long hours with no breaks, and they’re not protected by ANY regulations at all. (One of the ways you can tell how shitty they are is the force with which they fight any kind of regulation.) Your friend is about to start a job she’ll probably leave very quickly, if she has any self-respect at all.

          • MeerkatsRMammals

            Thank you very much. I will relay your message & slap her about the head with a wet noodle if she doesn’t listen 😉

          • eka

            it is relevant – though i think one problem i have with cabs is that they are screwed too in the sense that they have to drive 40 minutes to get out to us while with uber drivers they’re more likely to be local and able to get other customers going between suburb and city. also, i have a few friends who drive for uber and for them it’s been a good way to make a bit of extra money. but always as a side gig. anyway, only used it for the last trip and usually try to bully friends into helping us get to and from the airport … but i think the main issue with uber is that you can get service in areas that cabs don’t frequent. my parents use it in a town that has very few cabs, i’ve never even considered it in bigger cities. I do think it can drive down fares and hurt the entire industry, so when and where other services are more accessible, Uber is a bad idea. But the reality is that often, other services are hard to access.

            Of course, if we just had decent public transit a lot of this would be irrelevant ….

            also, uber’s popularity has made it clear that service availability is an issue, but nobody is interested anymore in regulating anything or unionising. So, the need is clear and we need a new movement, but the trend is free-for-all deregulate, screw the workers. The idea of more expansive and responsive transportation is important, but we do need licenses and fair wages.

            I know a few people who regularly use Uber – they are mostly people who live in the suburbs and don’t drive. They rely on it to get around because cabs can be hard to get. I think there’s a lot wrong with transportation in the US and Uber is an inadequate solution, but when you don’t have other solutions … inadequacy is successful.

          • C4TWOMAN

            I don’t know where you’re at, but I can totally see how lack of public transit is feeding this. It’s easy for some people to be privileged purists, but when you’e got a job and need to get shit done, you go with what you can afford.

            I’m lucking; we have Uber (because who doesn’t) but we also have a long running veteran owned and run cab company, and, for what ever reason, their prices have stayed affordable. We also have good public transit, so that could be part of it.

          • Serai 1

            Funny, I haven’t had a car in eight years and I manage to get around just fine. Maybe most of the people using Uber simply don’t GIVE A SHIT that they’re screwing other people over. Or maybe it’s just too INCONVENIENT to take a couple of minutes and find out if the company’s worth using. That’s the American way, after all.

          • eka

            okay, but where do you live? because it’s damn hard to get around where I live without a car. I’m not talking slightly inconvenient. If i wanted to take a bus to work I’d have to take three buses and it would take more than an hour. With a car it’s about 15 minutes, during rush hour.

            So, I would say that people taking Uber do give a shit but don’t have a lot of options. I’ve only used it twice and honestly can’t speak much one way or the other. But I don’t think you understand how much demand there is for service that cabs don’t provide.

            I absolutely agree on treating workers fairly and I have argued against Uber previously mostly because I know they’re not regulated so.

            I will say this: right now you remind me of a vegan who hates anybody who’s ever eaten an egg. That is to say you’re yelling without making a point, without trying to convince people. I don’t disagree with you, but you’re attacking quite strongly without providing actual evidence. I know more Uber drivers than Uber users and they all like doing it, but as I say – I am suspicious about the program and think that deregulation is dangerous. So I’m inclined to agree with you, but you’re not providing reasons to do so and are attacking undecided people the way vegans attack vegetarians, the way atheists attack agnostics and humanists.

            In other words, cut it out. let’s find common ground.I think you would be more convincing if you would provide details instead of simply lashing out.

          • Serai 1

            I think you’re underestimating the extent to which convenience rules the Uber rider. The vast majority of their business is in CITIES where there are plenty of other options. So how about YOU stop defending selfishness and greed? Because if you think I’m ever going to approve of companies whose SOLE PURPOSE is to make some assholes filthy rich on the backs of people just trying to scratch out a living, and make it by ripping them off and grinding them into the dirt, you’ve got ANOTHER THINK COMING BUSTER.

          • eka

            wow, okay.

            as i’ve said, i’ve used uber twice and only when it was hard to find other options. i was trying to have a civil conversation about these services and how they point to a need in the suburbs which is not met by other options while acknowledging that in cities, it’s better to use traditional services.

            so … please listen instead of attacking. I am open to conversation and you’re not going to convince me or anyone else by simply yelling.

    • eka

      i sometimes get confused because i’m not sure if my chrome extension is giving me kittens or if wonkette is giving me nice time kittens.

      of all the problems in my life right now, that is the nicest.

  • Rick Hill

    Pffft. What do these government types even do? Do you know? I don’t know. It can’t be too important…..

    • chicken thief

      You got a point. I’ve never seen them fix a pot hole on my street or heard of them lobbying to cut my taxes….

  • theblackdog

    The senior officials are leaving and Congress voted to cut funding for embassy security again. Why do I feel like a lot of diplomats and staff are going to be changing jobs soon?

  • gamera23

    Oh look some Russians with work visas just showed up to help. Rescued!

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    We’ll save a lot of money utilizing Russia’s foreign office staff instead of having our own.

  • uniquename72

    Didn’t Trump just order a hiring freeze? How will he replace any of these people without disregarding his own order?

    • Rick Hill

      As if rules affect what trump does.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      He also said that new pipeline will be built with “US Steel” & he’s gonna penalize manufacturers who produce outside US. Is he gonna tear down all his buildings & penalize himself/Ivanka(TM)? Bwahahahahaha! We all know the answer to that.

      • Serai 1

        He’ll bring back the coal jobs, too! BIGLY!!!!

        • MeerkatsRMammals

          This! Manufacturing & mining are actual dying industries (unlike some others he’s twittered about). These are jobs that can be easily done by robots. Best thing about robots? No pesky breaks, benefits or days off. Heck… They don’t even require paychecks! He sold dreams to those voters. Wonder what (if anything) they’ll do when they find out they’ve been conned so bigly.

          • Mike Steele

            They’ll do nothing. That’ll be left to the rest of us!

    • Sakonyachen

      How? Why bigly of course!

  • danlhul

    Every one of those listed is a partisan hack. Kennedy tried to do a quid pro quo with the FBI, offering additional foreign assignments in exchange for declassifying emails found on Shrillery’s homebrew server. He’s also the one who turned down additional security for Benghazi. Countryman was part of the “red line” fiasco and in charge of “arms control” while Syria used chemical weapons, North Korea accelerated their nuke testing, and the Iran deal went through. Barr tried to defend Shrillery by telling congress that they should just take her word that she turned over all State Department-related emails (she hadn’t).

    Good riddance to bad rubbish, I say. We’ve had enough of liberal partisans pretending to be “non-political.” They can’t have it both ways, and I for one am glad to see the last of them.

    • Serai 1
      • Jukesgrrl

        Save that post. You’re going to get a lot of use out of it.

      • CatCafe de la Resistance

        We really need the sequence from “Shot in the Dark.”

        • Serai 1

          Now that I’ve learned how to make clips using VLC, and how to make .gifs over at ezgif, I’m having a GREAT time. Of course the problem is the embarrassment of riches every time I start giffing a film I like. I’ve gotten at least ten out of the first five minutes of Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure!

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Way to cut & paste your troll replies

    • Bemused

      These are people who are career civil servants. Patrick Kennedy was appointed by GWB. Joyce Ann Barr was an ambassador in the GWB administration. Michele Bond was in the foreign service through every administration of the last 40 years, including Reagan and Bushes 41 and 43. Gentry Smith was also worked under Reagan and bushes 41 and 43. I don’t think you understand what a “partisan hack” is.

      • Serai 1

        Yes, he does. It’s whoever disagrees with him and has more influence!

    • C4TWOMAN

      So um, you’re AGAINST institutional competence and experience? Good to know.

    • Ωbjectifier

      Chilly in Moscow this time of year, innit?

    • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

      Bless your heart.

      • Serai 1

        Seems nice, doesn’t he?

        • Penny Dreadful Says Resist

          The best!

    • doktorzoom

      Well, I have to admit that we can’t possibly handle the mighty intellect of someone who uses a witticism like “Shrillery.” So here’s the door.

      — Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

  • chicken thief

    The State Department could just work out of Trump Hotels and Don Jr or Eric could run the show. Problem solved! Next…

  • Incoming (AKA Large) Ham

    I’m sure there are some commenters on Stormfront that will be happy to step into those roles and that’s where Id will go looking.

    • Begin Anew Day

      You may have to relinquish your alias.

      The REAL large ham is at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave in Washington,DC.

      In about 100 days it will be fully cured.

      • Incoming (AKA Large) Ham

        True that.

        • Begin Anew Day

          ;>)

  • miss_grundy

    The asshole who bitched about Benghazi should apply and be posted to Benghazi and then we will see how he survives. Amb. Stevens was warned by his Tripoli staff not to go to Benghazi because it was not deemed a safe place by the embassy staff who worked with him. The other three individuals who died were hired contract workers. Two of the were ex-military and I would presume had experience working in the Middle East and Africa. The third individual was hired to perform IT. I wish they had done their research on Libya before accepting their contracts.

    • Paperless Tiger

      Benghazi was not even under Libyan government control at the time of the attack. Now there are several rival governments fighting a civil war. Stevens was a leader of the Libyan Revolution before he was appointed US Ambassador. To the Libyans, he was essentially a partisan.

    • CatCafe de la Resistance

      It certainly would have helped if the Republican-controlled Congress hadn’t denied funds for necessary security, too. And if the fucking morons in the country hadn’t been led to completely forget about the dozens of similar deaths in other hotspots under Bush, or the 150 Marines slaughtered precisely because Reagan literally fucked up their security.

  • Flashman

    This is good news for the 2017 graduating class of Liberty University.

  • Wuulf

    POS, I mean PREZ already has”Shooter” and Tillerson talking to Halliburton and Exxon for replacements.

    • CatCafe de la Resistance

      We really just need to refer to him as PO(TU)S.

  • MeerkatsRMammals

    Ok. Tomorrow will be one week. The amount of things that have happened in the last 6 days make my head want to explode. New admins always tout their “first 100 days”…at this rate WTF will be left?

    • Vagenda and Pee-ara

      I thought America was a garbage fire when Bush left office.

      • mrpuma2u

        That was a small pile of leaves. the Donald is igniting a YOOOOGE thousand acre brush fire. He will burn it down, bigly.

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        Oh, it’s a full on Springfield Tire Fire now

  • Vagenda and Pee-ara

    “Competence? We don’t need no stinkin’ competence!”

    ~Trump administration

    • Hamilton Ω, AKA Formerly DN

      Trump’s minions have Alt-Competence, bigly!

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      COMPATANCE YOU MERON!

  • canes_pugnaces

    Who needs a state department when we have Twitter and a blob of Velveeta with vulgar, little phalanges. Come on!

    • C4TWOMAN

      But what if we have an Alien Invasion? They don’t plan to build the Wall THAT high!

      • WotsAllThisThen

        Okay, smarty, the wall just got ten feet higher. Boom!

        • C4TWOMAN

          Doh!

  • Jukesgrrl

    This is just the trickle before the dam breaks. Every Federal department is going to see a deluge of retirements. If nothing else, they’ll want to get their benefits sealed before the Traitor-in-Chief starts fucking with them. Can you just imagine having to work for any one of those cabinet nominees? As a friend of mine once said, “There are no rules and they’re changing all the time.” They think the government doesn’t work now? Ha!

    • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

      Privatize everything!!!11!11 The capitalist system will protect us, grow our food, heal our bodies, pave our roads and make us all handsome, beautiful and not gay or pregnant.

  • Paperless Tiger

    They’re getting out while the getting’s good. Trump has raised every red flag and even thrown in a black one. The outstanding feature of his supporters is that they willfully ignore every warning sign. You would have to be crazy.

  • Ms.Moon

    I’m actively looking into container houses to put on my property in Trinidad if I have to flee I know I can always go back “home.” My house here in New York I will miss it and we’re kind of going through a recession in Trinidad but I can grow my own food and you know survive this if this whole thing goes left.

  • BearLeft

    Great choice of photo. ‘Course there’s no reason to think the nation will do as well following the withdawal of reason from the White House as ARVN did following the withdrawal of US troops from Saigon.

  • Royal Ugly Dude

    the sudden departure of the entire management team was not typical

    When the Kremlin orders a purge, you don’t ask whether it’s “typical.”

  • Jesse

    Rex Tillerson and Donald Trump heading foreign policy: Like two monkeys fuckin a football.

    I’d be okay with this given how bad it’ll make the GOP look, except for the fact that the football is nuclear.

  • Kooolest G

    nobody else sees the obvious reason they all resigned? tomorrow would have been the first payday under trump. when he called the state dept and told everybody that he thought they were doing shoddy work and he didn’t want to pay them, they all quit, duh

  • Yr. Gma

    The photo of the many trying to flee in the one helicopter brought back some memories. Not good ones.

  • haroldpp

    Brannon is on record saying he wants to blow it all up. So this is a good start.

    Sheesh.

  • gullywompr

    Pat Kennedy is awesome. I can’t imagine how that place will run without him, except poorly.

  • handyhippie65

    embassies? we don’t need no stinkin embassies! dumpy is all we need. except for weekends. and when he opens a new business(which is totes allowed, dumpy said so.) or when he needs to tweet about how SNL is a not funny show. them furriners will just have to wait till monday.

  • BokuMaru

    Not sure if someone said this, but before he went to CNN, Jim Sciutto worked at the US Embassy in Beijing as a special adviser to Ambassador Locke (former commerce secretary and governor of Washington). Let’s just say he didn’t get along well with the career diplomats. Not entirely surprised he’d be the one tweeting about firings…

  • Steven

    Rachel Maddow just reported that one DoS official was en route to a Climate Change summit when his plane was ORDERED BACK so they could fire him

  • Medusa

    Now, Now
    Donnie is like a really smart guy, right? I mean just ask him…
    He will tell you that Nobody, and He means Nobody, knows how to do bid-ness as good as Donnie does…

    Now even though the dishonest media will blow this all out of proportion and say that Donnie might be trying to change the role of the state department and does not want any of those experienced, knowledgeable, senior staff members trying to brain wash T-Rex into believing that he’s supposed to be even remotely concerned about warm fuzzy humanitarian nonsense……

    This was just Donnie doing what’s best for America… because Donnie has a big heart, an unbelievably yoooooge gold plated heart… that actually proves that he is like a total philanthropist…
    Cuz the DJT Scam-dation paid tens — maybe hundreds.. definitely it was hundreds– of thousands of dollars for it at a charity event … all the big donors are still talking about it…

    anyway, Any really smart person knows that 15 separate departments is like sooooo stupid, Donnie is sooo right, right?
    So this was just like a really extraordinarily smart bid-ness move… because now every thing is going to be so bigly big league streamlined and efficient, every one will be amazed and be like “oh how did you do it? You are like the smartest president ever”

    So very — very soon, like any day now, Donnie will autograph an Executive Order to get rid of all those stupid individual money wasting departments and order that they be replaced with… this is like the very bestest idea ever– an unbelievably smart way to handle stuff… it will be amazing..
    Just 2 departments… two… not 15.. not 10…but 2…only 2…
    * Domestic Exploitation & Intimidation (America First!)
    * Global Exploitation & Intimidation

    It will be great… unbelievably great

  • bluicebank

    I’m going to have to resist the urge to quote from “Apocalypse Now.”

    Apparently I’m still in fucking Saigon.

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