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[–]Comrade chris2315Seize Trump's means of reproduction! 79 points80 points81 points  (5 children)
I disagree with this graph. You shouldn't always punch Nazis. Sometimes it's better to kick them, or shove them against the wall, or smash their head into the pavement.
[–]Comrade lolpierandomCaught eating out of the trash can again! 21 points22 points23 points  (4 children)
An important distinction. Sure, punching is fun, but is it the most efficient way to introduce the Nazi to the asphalt?
[–]Comrade chris2315Seize Trump's means of reproduction! 3 points4 points5 points  (3 children)
I believe running them over with a plow truck might be the most efficient way. Of course, that doesn't work when they're alone, and especially when there's non-Nazis around, but if they form a big compact crowd...
[–]Comrade xSty864 7 points8 points9 points  (1 child)
Idk man. I'm all for punching Nazis, but your violence fantasies are kind of creepy.
[–]Comrade zlatantaTrotsky no Troting! 15 points16 points17 points  (0 children)
REVISIONIST
[–]Comrade cyvaris 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
I prefer the Bluesmobile for when they're in a big crowd.
[–]Comrade Left_in_TexasGone but never forgotten 22 points23 points24 points  (3 children)
Should I still punch them even if I have a better fash bashing tool, like a hammer?
[–]Comrade its_just_bob 24 points25 points26 points  (2 children)
Always use the best bashing tool you can get. I recommend the street
[–]Comrade NeedsMoreCapitalism 6 points7 points8 points  (1 child)
I recommend a rifle, preferably of glorious Soviet construction. Sometimes fash carry weapons themselves and it's far too dangerous to get in range to acquaint said fash with pavement
Stay safe comrades
[–]Comrade CoolGuyMemeHead 8 points9 points10 points  (0 children)
hey um guys I feel like punching nazis in the face is what nazis would do, maybe we should just write slightly critical online articles instead
/s
[–]Comrade Twayver 5 points6 points7 points  (2 children)
Yeah sometimes punching them isn't right, because a gun or knife would have a better chance of killing them which is the preferred outcome. :/
[–]Comrade Orcoburst 1 point2 points3 points  (0 children)
But then they will not witness the coming of the revolution. I prefer disabling them severely. Them being dependent on the care of cheap overworked immigrant nurses until communism is there.
[–]Comrade Orcoburst 0 points1 point2 points  (0 children)
But then they will not witness the coming of the revolution. I prefer disabling them severely.
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