(I posted this to a certain extreme right sub but I don't expect it to be up for longer than 10 minutes, so I cross-posted it here so more people can read it.)

Everyday you guys complain how Reddit hates you, how the admins censor you and how the people here are generally too stupid to see you superior ways of hating everything you don't understand or are familiar with.

So, why don't you just leave? Pack your things and move somewhere you're appreciated? It's not like anybody holds you here or even wants you here. You're universally hated for shitting on minorities, women and everyone who is not prepared to lick your Führer's balls. So, why do you do it to yourselves when it's a choice?

And let me be clear, this isn't about politics or Trump, this is about you guys as a group of people. Yeah, you happen to get a major hard-on whenever you see an old fat guy on the TV but that's beside the point. You guys just suck. You're grade A assholes who nobody likes. Even your parents are ashamed of you.

So, on behalf of all of Reddit, just get the fuck out and don't come back. We don't want you and your hatred here. Go to Voat or /pol/ and create the biggest filter bubble the world has ever seen, please. You would be so happy if nobody censored your posts or voiced a dissenting opinion, right? Put your money where the mouth is on this human centipede abomination and leave.

Unless, of course, all your screaming and complaining is just so you get the attention you're so heavily starved to get because both your parents are alcoholic and never gave a shit about you. In that case, just ask for a hug and you'll get it. It's kinda gay, right, but it really helps you get off the irrational hate for everything.