Oh my, you sure showed us. Clearly your dissertation was well thought out, anticipating every counterpoint well in advance so as to stave off any distractions from the strong points you raise. You sir were clearly the shining example of brilliance in the classroom and I for one am much wiser for having encountered your illuminating dissection.

Your knowledge would almost seem to have been an epiphany arrived at from first hand experience, and i can only hazard a guess this was confirmed scientifically for you as your mother moaned like the whore she is as Tyrone pounded her in her bedroom as your father sat in the living room wishing he was your mother.

I look forward to reading your research on this subject once you publish it.