literally. often i get shit tests from coworkers confused about
how i can live so freely. you see, i still have to work. i just
dont live on the plantation. im well aware that my
significantly taxed salary benefits worthless people...
but i got out from under the renter-housing-pay-interest
scam... and have been paid off with savings for half a year:
 
that being said...
 
"so you poop in a bucket... "
"i poop in a bucket, its got sand in it."
"...a... bucket... "
"correct"
"and youre ok with living like this... ?"
"you pay 1500 a month, for rent and utilities... youre ok with this?"
"why how much do you pay?"
"fucking. nothing. but oh, i carry my poop out in a bucket of sand"
"ok, what did you do with the money"
"hookers and drugs"
"be serious"
"hookers"
"come on... really"
"really..."
"well, thats gross"
"well when you save 1500 a month i will be sure to come find you
and tell you what you can and cant do with your money..."
"so really. what do you do with the money..."
 
[rothIRA and loose cash]