literally. often i get shit test from women confused about how i can live so freely. you see, i still have to work. i just dont live on the plantation. im well aware that my significantly taxed salary benefits worthless people... that being said...

"so you poop in a bucket... "
"i poop in a bucket, its got sand in it."
"...a... bucket... "
"correct"
"and youre ok with living like this... ?"
"you pay 1500 a month, for rent and utilities... youre ok with this?"
"why how much do you pay?"
"fucking. nothing. but oh, i carry my poop out in a bucket of sand"
"ok, what did you do with the money"
"hookers and drugs"
"be serious"
"hookers"
"come on... really"
"really..."
"well, thats gross" "well when you save 1500 a month i will be sure to tell you what you can and cant do with your money..."