Citizens, gather around and pay close attention to your screens. On Friday January 1 in the Year 0 of the Nu Millennium®, a flock of doves circled overhead and the clouds parted to bathe your New Leader in a warm glow of righteous sunlight. The rain abruptly stopped and an unseasonably warm breeze surged through the crowd. The massive throng of enchanted citizens, a throng at least twice as large as any throng of citizens has ever been before, swooned with humility and deep feelings of safety and comfort as your Dear Leader assumed his rightful place.

Valiant Leader's scholarly words and broad shoulders caused many of our female citizens to shudder with unconfined sexual arousal as he shared his Fantastic Filosophy™ to Make Америка Great Again®. This day will mark the beginning of a new age for our Glorious Nation, a businessman's paradise unlike any other.

Faithful Citizen, as Smart Leader assembles his advisors and plans for our future, listen not to the traitors who spread treasonous lies like a fever in an attempt to discredit Honest Leader. Ignore the cabal of so-called journalists who turn the airwaves into a cesspool of mistruths. Report any neighbors who have allowed pessimism to overcome them, for we shall quench their fears at our reeducation facilities through rigorous criticism sessions, waterboarding, and physical labor.

Listen only to Brave Leader and the trustworthy civil servants working in Building 23 of the Ministry of Truuth®. It is the words of Huge Leader alone that deserve your attention. Remember to keep your government issued TrumpVision® screen on at all times so that you may receive instructions on Proper Living and Work Assignments day or night. For it is your obedience and faith that will truly Make Америка Great Again®.