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[–]McGriftyBüttner - 1 Gerrard - 0 457 ポイント458 ポイント  (51子コメント)

Valencia is just wow.

[–]allyallmfersneed___ 159 ポイント160 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Two-footed Tony is best Tony.

[–]_Mayama_#2sweet 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (4子コメント)

He must have had more left-foot crosses this season alone than all of his previous seasons combine.

[–]Robin_van_BatmanRooney 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And honestly his left foot crosses are better than right foot crosses.

[–]bisufanDe Gea 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

can't argue with that lol. i think people are so afraid of his first step and right foot cross that they give him a completely free left cross. they've been so soft and ready to be smashed in by a head

[–]mkhimau5Martial 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This game, even. I swear he put about 5 in today

[–]RectumCat 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (1子コメント)

How he's still sprinting down the wing after 90 minutes is beyond me. What a machine.

[–]danlawlMemphis 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its exactly that like you said, he's literally a machine. I am surprised Mou ever has to rest him. Fucking immense player for us.

[–]MetalGearPorkBunBlind 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking immense. Can't believe how good he's been

[–]Stalin_Fergie_Mao 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a player. Literally looks like he's hitting his peak

[–]My_Name_Is_Not_PedroMartial 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Best player on the pitch by a mile. His first touch is absolutely unreal.

[–]goto_man 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This! Always amazes me how he brings the ball down while receiving those long passes with such great ease! Insane technique!

[–]FURyannnnScholes 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That escape from our own end at the end of the match where he turned Arnautovic around...oh man that was pretty.

So glad I finally bought his shirt this year.

[–]nateberkopec 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The greatest right-back in the world is now left-footed, people.

[–]kw9403Rooney 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (26子コメント)

He's unbelievable, could he actually be in contention for the best RB on the planet right now?

[–]Calm_down_Its_me 89 ポイント90 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Don't know about that, but certainly for land-dwelling RB.

[–]kw9403Rooney 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Never heard someone use land-dwelling before

[–]SonofIndiaVan Persie 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

apart from David Attenborough though!

[–]Bunch_of_Bangers#Pogbooya 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Here, we see the Ecuadorian Valencia in his natural habitat, running down the right wing. Watch as he closes down on his prey, waiting for his victim to make the first move, before pouncing in for the kill. With the speed of a mongoose, and the reflexes of a cat, Valencia offers no hope for his victim to get away unscathed.

[–]SonofIndiaVan Persie 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh man this was poetic!

[–]DP112Herrera 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Once we conquer sky-football, there'll be no one better

[–]p41Marcus Rashford 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We have been since 1992?

[–]etherarc 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I literally thought he is the best RB, watching him today.

[–]BBQ_HaX0rStannis the Mannis 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love me some Tony V!

[–]Dmcnich15Van Nistelrooy 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its incredible that every one of our attacks they swing it wide and hes there and then every break for the other team hes somehow there too

[–]ohahcantona 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

kept running, kept pushing, and always available on the wing to stretch the defense.

you can basically say the same about all his performances all season

[–]n3o7 287 ポイント288 ポイント  (26子コメント)

one point better than no point

[–]BronusSwagner 96 ポイント97 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Agreed. I'm frustrated with the no hanball call, I'm frustrated by the amount of missed chances, but at the end of the day we picked up a point on at least one side we're chasing.

[–]OldTrafford25Lord Rashford 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And we don't lose the unbeaten streak

[–]BronusSwagner 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Very true. And I also don't mind the penchant we're growing for late goals. Hopefully that pattern is sensed by the opposition the rest of the season too. Good to see that again for sure

[–]PhilJonesIsTheGOATPhil Jones (AKA The GOAT) 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

at least 2 with Man City vs Spurs later tonight

[–]TheLonelyPancake26 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Especially seeing as Liverpool lost earlier and the City v Spurs game is beneficial to us regardless of the outcome, 3 would've been huge if spurs beat City though

[–]Count__Duckula 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

3 points better than one point

[–]AbstractUzi 397 ポイント398 ポイント  (12子コメント)

Fuck that fat cunt Charlie Adam

[–]Nudemales1 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How can a 30 year old footballer look so old lol

[–]MetalGearPorkBunBlind 123 ポイント124 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Fucking little fat ugly prick. Can't stand the prick

[–]strawzySchweinsteiger's godly calves 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stoke personified the little fucking orc

[–]Gorey420Pogba 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He looks more like a builder than a footballer.

[–]disad1ersPogba 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ugliest mug in the Premier League by a fair distance

[–]PoliceMachineShades of Dunc 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fat bastard

[–]merelyok3-Lung-Park 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wonder how he manages to look fat yet normal all at the same time.

[–]DatGuyRichValencia Fanboy[S] 190 ポイント191 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Sorry, but i'll take that.

The way that game was going we were destined to lose. Next few games will see the top 4 go against each other.

[–]MoosjeMartial 105 ポイント106 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Yeah, Stoke away is a tougher game than most people are acting. One point isn't ideal with how we've played, but people acting like we've gone back to LvG type results are overreacting

[–]Flick_My_Bean_Geoff 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Its not the same stoke as it was. Whelan, crouch, Adam and Johnson shouldn't be getting anything from us. You'll have.some days where it doesn't go for you. Today was one of those.

[–]tamasuperstarDe Gea 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I find it odd that you mention that it isn't the Stoke it was, then go on to mention very typical "Stokey" players without considering the talent of players like Shaqiri and Arnie etc.

The point stands that:

A: The Britannia is still a really tough place to play both fans-wise and just design wise.

B: Typical "Stokey" bastards like Shawcross, Adam, Whelan etc have been supplemented by very decent talents like Shaqiri and Arnautovic, only making them tougher.

I'm not too disappointed in this result mainly because we 100% would have lost this any other of the past 3 seasons. We're slowly but surely seeing the team get over that issue we had with a lack of character.

[–]chose_another_name 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree, but we seem to have too many of those days. A little too frequent to just be bad luck.

[–]TheRealPeteWheelerEmbarrassed 160 ポイント161 ポイント  (13子コメント)

I'm not even THAT upset, to be honest.

Frustrating match. Our finishing was poor, and that own goal was absolutely inexcusable. But we were without a doubt the better team, and dominated for the majority of the game. Rashford was a much-needed spark, Mkhi was incredible, Clattenburg was shit, and up until the very last minute I was still at the edge of my seat, confident that we would somehow put two in the net to put them away. It didn't work out this time, but even SAF lost games like this. I love watching this United squad, and top 4 is still very much within our grasp.

If anybody here thought we were going to run the table for the remainder of the season, they were deluding themselves. We hadn't lost since early November, our pace was unsustainable. These things happen. Take a breath, have a few drinks, go to bed, move on. Nobody goes undefeated forever. We will improve our finishing. Other top 4 teams will drop points. We're a damn good football team. Relax. We're fine.

On to Hull.

[–]KuedoHerrera 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm glad there are others focusing on the positives in the team, I think you're right on all your points. For me I've missed seeing the team staying competitive right to the end and playing some damn football. Mourinho has brought this team to life, we're not watching the lethargic football of the last 2 seasons anymore.

[–]mancncheese 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed. Unfortunately some of us here in the US can't just go to bed. Have to deal with a miserable day ahead!

[–]Squarehead272Herrera 119 ポイント120 ポイント  (5子コメント)

So many opportunities and we walk away with 1 instead of 3.

[–]gears544Rojo 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Absolutely shit performance but rather one than none my friend!

[–]digitagCarrick 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Disappointed but I don't think it was a 'shit' performance. Stoke away is always a tough match and they defended well. We failed to take a lot of chances to put the game to bed but it we still dominated and created chances. We're still consistently playing better than Liverpool, City and Arsenal at the moment.

So I get the disappointment and it we weren't at or best but it wasn't an 'absolutely shit performance' imo, far from it.

[–]allyallmfersneed___ 81 ポイント82 ポイント  (13子コメント)

I am really tired of hearing how unlucky we are. We aren't unlucky, we just are not good at finishing.

[–]ballsywallsyBerbalove 302 ポイント303 ポイント  (61子コメント)

Just another game where our opponent(s) drop points and we fail to capitalise on that. So bloody typical of our season.

This is the type of game we should be winning if we want top four.

Wazza's goal was class though. But we shouldn't be happy about drawing this game.

Edit: Fucking grammar.

[–]rinilkvMata 130 ポイント131 ポイント  (21子コメント)

Clattenburg was Fucking awful!

[–]cristiano10sMartial 79 ポイント80 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Yeah, but we should stop counting on referees, Mkhitaryan and Mata both missed sitters. Ibra was out of the game and looked like he didn't want to shoot

[–]thisisastupidnameDarmian 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Can't fathom why Zlatan didn't shoot when that chance came in the first half. Ample time and space to at least get it on target rather than squaring it to Mata who was in between three Stoke players

[–]Surtur1313Rashford 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Two penalties, if not a penalty and a FK on the edge of the box.

[–]badgarok725SAF 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'd say he only really missed the Rashford push. Shawcross' handball might have been worth a shout, but the other one is never a penalty. Ball hit his trailing arm which wasn't in an unnatural position.

Main complaint would be how Adam somehow escaped any yellow after the number of fouls he had

[–]QuillRatJones 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

wasn't in an unnatural position.

It was away from his body however, so it's usually given.

I'd really like a clarification on this from the FA, what actually constitutes handball?

[–]mattmanutdKeane 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

For both teams he was awful. Fouls all over the place not called. Handballs in the box... nope.

Despite this we can't rely on the ref, our passing was sloppy. Zlatan was very passive today. Looked to pass when he should have shot on multiple occasions.

[–]akatsuki_lidaValencia 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He was looking at shawcross drag down Rashford and just waved it away. I'm still in disbelief

[–]_LeftHookLarry 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

he's just a cunt who loves attention

[–]tim1901De Gea 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Some of the decisions he was making against both teams was just bizarre.

[–]blackgallagher87#POGBACK 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only sport that is a clean tackle on Rashford is American football. Fucking mental

[–]kw9403Rooney 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Should have won today, Ibra and Mata both poor in front of goal

[–]The_Alpha_of_BetasMata 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its been like this for 3 years now, really fucking hurta

[–]CynicalDroidPaul Scholes He scores goals 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This game frustrated me to no end. Thank heavens for rooney

[–]Remy_LaCroix_(not the pornstar) ferdinand 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

worst part is it was all on us, an own goal, mata's missed chance, mkhi skying the ball, lingard on the crossbar, zlatan not shooting right in front of goal.

[–]HighonCosmosDevilTheEvil 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's the point of remaining unbeaten if you drop 4 pts in last 2, love the goal though, came a little too late, ref was awful

[–]danno555De Gea 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's been like this for years, ~30 shots and 1 goal at the death is fucking abysmal.

[–]gokhanpictregetaGary Neville 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do one of our players have to die in the box to get a pen its getting fucking ridiculous

[–]whatwat88 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Clattenburg should be demoted to the championship. What a dismal display of officiating that was, and it is hardly the first time someone has said that about him. Being the best ref in England doesn't mean anything when you're only less shit than the others.

[–]vnvdarkangel 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Clattenburg should be demoted to a steward ffs

edit: autocorrect

[–]Minimalsmith20 times I say 138 ポイント139 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Rooney is a club legend on every level. What a career.

[–]plesir 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mourinho praised Valencia as the best right back, and look at him today. His left foot crosses is suddenly better than his right foot!

oh, one more. If carrick doesn't play, I'd rather have mildfield trio Herrera - Pogba and Mikhi. Fellaini is useful only as substitute.

[–]nikolai426José 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valencia and Mkhitaryan were fantastic. Rooney's freekick a beauty....In those last minutes? I'll take a point

[–]Damobart15 104 ポイント105 ポイント  (6子コメント)

FUCK CLATTENBERG

[–]red-17 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (3子コメント)

We only have ourselves to blame. We had more than enough chances that we completely squandered. Can't allow marginal referee decisions that go against you to throw you off track.

[–]agentrj47 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bearded Rooney is OP

[–]me_jinchuriki__ 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thanks Wazza!

[–]johncenatbh 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

CAN WE PLEASE FUCKING FINISH OUR CHANCES?

[–]snwlprds 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

In the post-match interview the interviewer is trying to serenade him with the honour and all he cares about is being disappointed about the draw today. That's captain material, that's legend material.

[–]headkick93 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shit result great goal

[–]Instability01Giggs 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We didnt play great, but Stoke were lucky. Given a goal they wouldn't have got otherwise let them sit back. Mata should have scored, so should have Zlatan, also hit the woodwork..

[–]guyfucksday 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If we finished even half our chances, we would go from "well played" to "played great".

[–]HighOnNicotineG.O.A.T. 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

NO CARRICK, NO PARTY.

[–]seaders*THE* Paul Parker 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We really, really have to do something about our finishing, yet another game like that this season is just too much. Super from Rooney, but we really shouldn't have been in situation. We should have maybe had 2 goals from the first half.

Fuck. But, Stoke are cunts, and at least we didn't lose.

Fuck though.

[–]c2lbsyJose Mourinho 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God Rooney.

[–]Maruvefa 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a beautiful goal. Absolute legend.

[–]youreviltwinbrotherRashford 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Felt like a game you'd play on FIFA UT on weekend league. All over the cunt, everything bounces the wrong way, referee doesn't give you anything, Butland saves everything and you hit the bar. Rooney saved the day though, class goal and he's finally done it!

[–]AzarlShaw 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

1 -1 I'll take it, because it was cold and rainy. /s

[–]_Slabs_Le Roi 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Papering over the cracks which appeared last week. While Ibra can produce moments from nothing he should not be immune from substitution when he is being especially ineffective.

Fantastic goal from Rooney but he was fucking atrocious in open play. As were most of the team.

[–]Tshekovsky 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I agree to some extent that Ibra shouldn't be immune from being subbed off but then I would hesitate as he is currently the best finisher in the squad at the moment.

Overall, I was disappointed in the lack of movement and options for the player in possession for United when we were in the final third.

Well done to Wayne for getting the record but shame it wasn't a game winning goal. Still could be important come the end of the season.

[–]ScientificShrimpRvN 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great for Rooney. But I'm well pissed off we didn't win that...

[–]TrebolationsJose Mourinho 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a fucking sensational goal from Rooney but shit, this still feels like a loss. Two vital points dropped.

[–]sud_arson 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I find it hard now, to take solace in "Could've been worse". We really should be winning games like these.

Pogba had a poor game, Rashford was great. Ibra needs to pick it up. I really think we missed Carrick. His assurance on the ball allows Herrera and Pogba to attack more freely and confidently.

And by God. Wayne. What a beaut to bring up that record!

[–]darthese 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We live an die by the amount of goals ibra will score for us this season. I don't have it in me to criticise the man hopefully he gets better. Great goal from wazza,imagine if that was the winner ?

[–]uniy64Mata 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Typical Mata. Failed to track back quick enough and gave Pitters the space in the box. Own goal might be just unlucky but the failure to track back is just a flashback to the same scenario as the Chelsea defeat. Then missed a sitter in front of goal.

Props to Mou to not take Mata off half time, which would probably destroyed his morale. But man, at least one of our stars just have to be shitty in the recent games. Pogba in the last one, and mata in this one.

Last, All Hail Beard Rooney.

[–]Ztr1der 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Also his chance, I would have put my house on Mata finishing that.

[–]uniy64Mata 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, if Lingard misses that one, it is reasonable. But mata has been one of the best finishers in the team, unbelievably bad day for him.

[–]ryulaaaJose Mourinho 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

jose got his team selection wrong today... the defence was more than capable of dealing with the height of stoke carrick should have started.. taking henrik off was a mystery he was the only person who done something attacking today.. disappointed we are still sitting 6th

[–]GreaseMeUpAndDown 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And we still can't capitalize on dropped points

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shite game all round. Amazing goal by Rooney. At least we didn't lose. Dog shit Referee.

[–]snowman131313Smalling 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's not even unfair anymore. We flat out can't finish. We deserve the results we get. Rooney bailed our asses out big time

[–]TheJoshider10De Gea 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Whilst I'm incredibly disappointed to not get 3 points, Rooney scoring the equaliser made things so much better. Great way to end the game. At least we've gained a point on Liverpool and hopefully some on either City or Spurs too.

[–]B191 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is some kind if sick joke.......

[–]seihandaShaw 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We still unbeaten but yet we still stuck at sixth. Atleast Wayne got his record

[–]MaieskHarambe 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Start with Rashford instead of Mata and I think we'd have won this one. Juan had a miserable game.

[–]igetby23Pogba 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hindsight though, I woulda picked mata to play those balls in behind because you knew they'd sit back. Hard to predict that own goal, threw a wrench in everything

[–]GrayOctopusBasti 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How shit was the ref bloody hell...there was at least 3 handball shouts. But full credit to the Captain and legend, what a hit!

[–]GrayOctopusBasti 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The no Carrick effect. Midfield was leaving pockets of space for their attackers to run in.

[–]ajemikRooney 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We didn't lose, haven't lost any points to City and Spurs, gained on Liverpool. 5 points from the 2nd, 6 if Arsenal wins tomorrow.

It's not all bad, guys, stop crying!

[–]soccerkid006 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We could've gained 2 points on City and Spurs and 3 on Liverpool though. In a vacuum this isn't too bad of a result but given how often this seems to have happened it's really disappointing

[–]midvedMartial 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a point gained on Liverpool.

[–]Takley 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Getting ready to be downvoted by people who can never admit it, but Ibra was astonishingly shit today

[–]IksctrsrvDe Gea 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He could have had two assists (Mata and Lingard).

[–]SantagetoutClauseMourinho 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

He seemed scared to shoot.

[–]ausnick2001It 's Carrick y'knoooow 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Particularly on his left foot.

[–]fallenwater 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Agreed. Couldn't handle being matched physically and his head just wasn't in it. I'd hoped Rooney was coming on for him but sadly not.

[–]Flick_My_Bean_Geoff 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

People don't mind admitting when he's been bad (which I can't remember the last time), it's when people say he should he dropped or something. That said he still should have had an assist. If anyone should get called shit today it should be mata.

[–]idunlikeu 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly I shat on Rooney for the past 20 minutes, and then he just goes and does this... Unbelieveable!

[–]cursetYoung 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Clattenburg cost us points again. How is this guy in the premier league?

[–]Rooninho87 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck Danny Rose

[–]RyanSorsbyFalcao 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

HE GOES BY THE NAME OF WAYNE ROONEY!

[–]LifeNubMkhitaryan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's something

[–]JunkyBuGGerPogba 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you Rooney!

[–]kw9403Rooney 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FUCKING ROOOOONNEEYYYYYYYYYY

[–]Tipsy247 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still unbeaten. We should have won tho

[–]NzudememiMartial 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. So why do we cross the ball 100 times a game and why do we shoot from outside the box just so the attempt gets blocked for the 100th time.

[–]IASWABTBJ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Anyone have a gif of that second handball?

[–]QuillRatJones 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Seconded. Currently being downvoted in r/soccer for saying it was handball.

[–]IASWABTBJ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I saw the slow motion replay and then I was sure it was a handball. He's jumping like a shrimp and almost carrying the ball between his arm and leg.

[–]JasonOctPark Ji-Sung 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I love Fergie Time, but if every game is going to be like this I'll die from a fucking heart attack by March.

[–]9313382533 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Glad Rooney got his goal and we didn't get a loss, but we need to be doing far better than we are. We aren't playing bad, but we aren't playing good.

Our players constantly go missing in games and it seems to be few and far between moments players leave their mark on the game then go missing in the games following. Very little consistency overall.

The only thing consistent with our games is making opposition keepers look world class and having atrocious refereeing, though the latter seams to be a league wide elephant on the pitch.

[–]eternali17 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm getting a bit worried about how Fellaini's the next man up when Carrick is out. I love how much of a problem he can be in the box but drafting him into that midfield robs us of so much fluidity.

[–]vintageyanited 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Still feel positive, we've gained a point on the scousers, can't fall further behind both city and spurs. With most of them playing each other soon we are still well in for the top 4

[–]_almostcoolThey always score 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Let's hope that that'll be the case!

[–]selotipkusutMarcus Rashgod 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah, we had a big chance to finally go 5th today. Oh well, if we had to suffer a draw for a late Rooney record breaking screamer, so be it.

[–]igetby23Pogba 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rashford getting close lined.... Just that

[–]Patoromia 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

should have subbed Pogba, not micky. micky is the only one making meaningful runs.

[–]pepcoco 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fellaini played well all around, I think mata should have come off instead of felli for rashford

[–]jamakika 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm not going to lie, this ref and every other ref, 100% hates united when it comes to penalties. It is the truth.

[–]johnny182-Scholesy 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

MARK CLATTENBUR IS A FUCKING ASSHAT!

[–]fredlong4257Rooney 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck Mark Clattenburg.

[–]Floodman11Ander Herrera 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata was abysmal today. Besides the OG, and the miss, his link up play was quite poor and there wasn't nearly enough creativity from him in the final third. 2 or 3 times the ball was ready to be played but he wasn't in the right position for it. I feel like we were really missing a Martial to come on late in the game, but Rashford, Lingard and Rooney all really had a hand in the last part of the game

[–]grimlyaCarrick 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh well guess 1 point is better than no points

[–]Bob-HarrisKeano 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Happy for Rooney. But what a shite performance

[–]murica_sauce 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh captain, my captain.

[–]flyingkiwi9Solskjær 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sucks not to win but shutting the fucking Stoke crowd up... Priceless.

[–]BanterOfCommand 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rooney you beautiful ogre

[–]Miniatom 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Always rated this Rooney guy, someone make an appreciation thread.

[–]MalusRegis 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Goodness, what a strike from Rooney to take a point and break the record.

[–]notorioustunechiZlatan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We were average today.

Clattenburgs a cunt.

Thankful for a point.

Rooney 250!

[–]MileZero17 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Frustrating to not get the win but my fuck do I still ever have hope even when we're losing in the dying minutes. A huge far cry from last year

[–]thesmallprint13Shaw 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

think we stole a point there, didnt deserve anything from the game, mediocre stuff from the boys. four points dropped in two games now, hopefully city and spurs draw

congrats to rooney though, what an achievement

[–]idodessinsPark Ji-Sung 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Woeful finishing from us. shoulda grabbed the 3 points. God bless Wazza for the 250 and saving our skin

[–]summerincassiopeia 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thought we were done with those kind of games.

[–]ToneDiezUNLUCKY NUMBER S7EVIN 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Congrats to Rooney for the record!

Other than that, typical United. Liverpool lose at home to formerly 20th place Swansea and there will be points dropped between ManCity and Tottenham later, and United fail to capitalize once again. An own goal and dreadful passing throughout the match. Every time United tried to "attack" they looked slow and complacent, giving Stoke plenty of time to drop the entire team back and absorb. Why was it so hard to score? Well, if you allow a team to get all 11 players back behind the ball, it's going to be difficult to score. Even when Rashford and Lingard came on, there still wasn't any pace in the attack to catch Stoke on the back foot. The players look like they're still nursing a hangover from the night before the Liverpool match.

[–]cptainvimesDe Gea 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I tell you what folks: FUCK THOSE CROSSBARS

[–]_almostcoolThey always score 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Today was such a curious game. It seemed as if we created so many chances yet still looked bereft of ideas in the final third at times. Mata had a day to forget. I'm glad Pogba came back with a strong performance today after last week's stinker. Not an ideal result. But what a fucking goal get in my son

[–]revolledo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck Adam. Fuck Clattenburg.

[–]A1d0taku 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wazza's goal DESERVED to be the winner not the equalizer.

[–]Ahcow 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our attacking three missed numerous chances in the first half. You already knew Stokes would tighten up in the second half. Lucky to get the point in the end.

Also, I didn't think those two were penalties. Our attackers just sucked today, no need to blame the ref. I really didn't think Clattenbury was that bad today.

[–]conkerz22 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

New word to be added to the oxford dictionary.

Clattenburg : phrasel verb;

  1. To make a mistake; bungle something.
  2. To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly

[–]selotipkusutMarcus Rashgod 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The back four was solid but Smalling was so uncomfortable when he's clearing incoming balls and kept on passing sideways/backwards while he's supposed to be the starting point of the build up.

Herrera, how many interceptions did he make today? Kept the midfield in shape. Fellaini was ok. I have no idea why he got subbed. Pogba was ok, wasted a lot of chances by not passing the ball quickly. But those high balls are so good.

Subbing Mkhi was probably a mistake. Thank fuck for Rooney, before the free kick he was poor. Thank fuck for Rashford.

Zlatan was invisible today, Mata was having a nightmare.

[–]BoomFlexPlaysI regret nothing. 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah great game, but I am fucking cold now.

[–]zxnoregretzxzx 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't be satisfied with a point today. That's two games in a row now where we've wasted chances to win the game to go on to score late for a draw. Every time we get a chance to catch the teams ahead of us we bottle it and it's just not good enough. We need another goal scorer, someone who can get in around 15 goals in a season. If Ibrahimovic doesn't score we don't have anyone we can depend on consistently.

I can't be sure if he's the answer but we have people turning up their noses at signing Griezmann when we've scored 33 goals in 22 games, with Zlatan getting almost half of them. It's time to figure out what our best set up is - if it's Martial and Mkhitaryan either side of Zlatan, Mata and Rashford or whoever, settle with them and if we still can't score goals we'll have to replace them. I have an attachment to all of our players and do not like to see them go, but you don't struggle for goals against more or less every team in the league without there being a serious problem. It's time to get cutthroat.

[–]jomoman13 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Easy goals are too mainstream, only wondergoals allowed

[–]LollipopScientistIbrahimovic 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fellaini played really well but without Carrick to do the defensive work, Pogba had to play more deep and became invisible. We really should've played our strongest formation with the Pogba, Herrera and Carrick midfield as we couldn't penetrate at all with Pogba being more defensive rather than playmaking. We really needed Martial to start to penetrate that deep defence but I don't know why he didn't play. Rashford did well to emulate him when he came on.

Stoke got a jammy goal and Man Utd had so much possession that Stoke had to park the bus 95% of the time. The only counter to that is either good dribbling or those long ball crosses in the box; we resorted to long balls.

Overall fair play to Stoke getting a jammy goal then parking the bus most of the time as it is our own fault for not being able to finish. When people say a striker like Griezmann isn't needed in the summer transfer, just remember that we rely far too much on Ibra scoring everything, that our other players can't finish consistently, the key word being consistent. Sure Mata, Rooney, Mkhi can get a goal once in a while but we need someone with striking instinct. If we had that at the beginning of the season we would be top of the league no lie.

[–]MUFCafetero10Martial da God 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man people love to whine on this sub, claiming Jose got his tactics wrong when our finishing being piss poor is what cost us yet again. Valencia fantastic today, as is tradition. Amazing how hard they had to work to salvage a point from an own goal smh

[–]GolabiousRooney 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bloody ref, could've given us two penalties, we would've won it easily if Clattenburg wasn't acting like a fool. Also Stoke parked that bus really nice. Their resistance was kinda impressive in my opinion, but still sad to see how we were suffering to get through. We deserved to win with all those chances but finishing, especially from long distance, seems like an issue in the team. Mata had an awful game today but I think this is the first time in a long time that Mata played like this. Cheers to Rooney for saving the team and breaking the record.

[–]The-Illusive-ManIbrahimovic 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I just wish we would score a goal or two in the first half. We dominate possession and create chances match after match but we always end up 0-1 before we put one in the back of the net.

There is no need to say anything about Clattenburg and previous refs, it's all the same for all PL teams. Just have to hope that any appointed ref will have a "decent" performance when it is game time.

I found it super frustrating that our top striker never put a shot on goal, Ibra for some unknown reason kept passing when reaching great goal scoring opportunities.

Lastly, glad Rooney got the record, hopefully Sky Sports can shut up about it now and he can play without pressure!

[–]iweslyPogba 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

In the OT fixture Allen equalized with a goal in the dying minutes. In the away fixture, Allen gives away the freekick and Rooney equalizes. Its karma, its official.

[–]dallas84 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least liverpool lost

[–]eclap78 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My highlight was Rooney's goal. Very closely flowed by Shawcross cuddling the ball out of his box, Clatenburg turning a blind eye.

[–]that_mn_kidNeed picking up in the morning? 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They have to renew Rooney's contract just to stipulate mandatory beard length.