As millions of mentally ill degenerate American women descended on Washington DC and other major cities to scream and cry about rights they already have, all I could think wass thank God I'm single. Sure, I would like to settle down with the right woman and start a family, but they just aren't there. If my options are die alone or end up stuck with some shrieking harpy until I blow my brains out, then I look forward to my future as a grumpy old bastard with no family. My parents won't like the fact that our family name ends with me but that's just too fucking bad.