Excuse me, are you the incoming spokesperson for President Donald Trump? You are? Great. You should hear this: If you try to mislead the American people you will incur the ridicule of Twitter, period. They will take you to task—and they’ll do it with Star Trek references.
First off, some background: Earlier today, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer held a press conference—or, maybe more properly, issued a statement—and instead of discussing Trump’s speech to the CIA or the Women’s March events worldwide, Spicer attacked the media for their reporting of the crowd numbers from Inauguration Day. He said magnetometers kept crowds off the Mall in Washington (not true) and that newfangled, never-before-used ground coverings made the empty spaces look more sparse (also not true). And Spicer added that “this was the largest audience to ever witness the inauguration, period, both in person and around the globe.”
That final point he backed up with numbers from the WMATA, Washington, DC’s public transportation system. Those numbers were also off, but it was the certainty of the “largest audience to ever witness” quote that Twitter jumped on. Soon after the conference ended, people on social media picked up on the line, recasting it to litigate things that nerds have fought about forever (the best Star Trek movie, the best Matrix film, and so on).
Overall, the Twitter response was relatively tame—especially considering the fact that the press conference was a hot topic on cable news well into the evening. But it was also a sign that even though Trump has transferred from @realDonaldTrump to @POTUS, the medium that he’s used for his message is isn’t going to give him a pass now that he’s president.
The meme is just beginning, but below are some of the finest examples to hit Twitter so far.
"Star Trek V: The Final Frontier is the best Star Trek film in the series. In fact the greatest film of all time. Period." pic.twitter.com/HlsFWFwJhk
— Matt (@themattprov) January 22, 2017
E.T. is the best Atari game of all time. Period. pic.twitter.com/oS8PrqgqGJ
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) January 22, 2017
"The first Matrix movie was just okay. But they get really good as the series continues." pic.twitter.com/1YEfiyWIcz
— Jim Henley (@UOJim) January 22, 2017
"The latest version of iTunes come with an improved user interface and a more intuitive, logical experience." pic.twitter.com/z2ldf2W8Xw
— Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) January 22, 2017
"Actually, it's about ethics in gaming journalism." pic.twitter.com/6zHV3VQPTE
— Brianna Wu (@Spacekatgal) January 22, 2017
Pop Rocks and Pepsi is a recipe for death. Period. pic.twitter.com/Uv16mOfFgG
— Andy Cosby (@andycosby) January 22, 2017
"I am a NIgerian prince in need of a small loan. My enormous assets are frozen. Will email you soon. Period." pic.twitter.com/d0kOlmfy1w
— Guillermo del Toro (@RealGDT) January 22, 2017
Benedict Cumberbatch is not playing Khan, PERIOD. pic.twitter.com/2wkYHo6fw4
— Jesse Crap (@jessecarp) January 22, 2017
Crystal Skull is the Best Indiana Jones movie. Everyone knows it! pic.twitter.com/OJJM1HXXjz
— Steve bin Said (@smsaideman) January 22, 2017
We always intended this movie to be in 3D pic.twitter.com/vIp84Pb9oe
— Merrill Barr (@MerrillBarr) January 22, 2017
Everyone loved Jar Jar. He's why the prequels are so popular. Period. pic.twitter.com/LhrevoRPcH
— Amy Berg (@bergopolis) January 22, 2017
Terminator Genesys is the best Terminator. Period. pic.twitter.com/SvwgtEHSme
— Merrill Barr (@MerrillBarr) January 22, 2017
"The X-Files has always been bigger than Mulder and Scully" pic.twitter.com/rQ3o8C9Yqp
— Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) January 22, 2017
We have no intention of replacing Conan pic.twitter.com/frKkBZ1CmV
— Merrill Barr (@MerrillBarr) January 22, 2017
"24 is the highest number. Period." @PFTompkins @davidcrosss @mrbobodenkirk pic.twitter.com/tZU6huauEv
— levifishman (@levifishman) January 22, 2017
"The new film will be the EMPIRE STRIKES BACK of this franchise." pic.twitter.com/SP9AifMWhU
— Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) January 22, 2017
"The Godfather Part III was the best in the series, period." pic.twitter.com/k7k5JSqSWf
— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) January 22, 2017
"David Bowie's 80s albums are unquestionably his best." pic.twitter.com/zdww0eIGiF
— Jim Henley (@UOJim) January 22, 2017
Showgirls is without question the greatest film made in the last thirty years and won many Academy Awards including Best Picture. pic.twitter.com/UqsjS120ra
— Josh Charles (@MrJoshCharles) January 22, 2017
"white and gold" pic.twitter.com/MKTKS9x12h
— Ariel Dovas (@eviloars) January 22, 2017
"That Lax Mandis script was one of the best screenplays of the year and it deserved my vote on its merits." pic.twitter.com/1vTlSJQFqy
— Bitter Script Reader (@BittrScrptReadr) January 22, 2017
"I saw it with my own eyes. Sinbad was a genie. Period." pic.twitter.com/T48BPd715M
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) January 22, 2017
"Decker could not be a replicant. That's just stupid. And this was some of Ford's most uplifting voice work of his career. Period." pic.twitter.com/5RgVeo2ffh
— Popehat (@Popehat) January 22, 2017
Limp Bizkit had more number one albums than The Beatles. Period. pic.twitter.com/fTp2TCufkN
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) January 22, 2017
Go Back to Top. Skip To: Start of Article."I comprehend all the literary and pop culture references you're making to illustrate that I'm a fucking liar. Okay, that was also a lie." pic.twitter.com/19yaUA6s2j
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) January 22, 2017
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