Baroque Kettle of Fish
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What hence the man to do to the crow? What ought he to do? Ought he to love? To die? To see? To sing? Oh friends, come with me on this journey. Come to the arduous cave and fight the crow and the wildebeest. Doth nothing forget the flee?
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Streaks on the china, never mattered before, who cares.
When you drop-kicked your jacket as you came through the door, no one glared. All hands look out below, theres a change in the status quo. Gonna need all the help that we can get. According to our new arrival, life is more than mere survival. We just might live the good life yet.
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