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[–]RyanSorsbyFalcao 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (19子コメント)

First half to forget for Mata.

[–]faheemunitedThere's only one Zlatan 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

God forbid had Fellaini let that in. People would be calling for his huge head.

[–]reborned1996Injured Jones 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If fellaini got an own goal and missed an open net, there would be calls for his execution. Everyone has a bad match and Mata's own goal was unlucky but the miss was weird for a player like him.

[–]TrickyxoneCoppell 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or had Lingard missed that chance, he's been fucking dreadful yet his name as hardly been menioned here, fucking joke.

[–]manutdas11Ander Herrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I see him coming off now or before 60 minutes. Losing 1-0. Halftime. Still have time to make a comeback.

[–]pat_the_treePogba -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Mhiki hasn't had the greatest of halves either :/

[–]saravicoleBlind 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (6子コメント)

What? Not been his best performance so far, but he's been our best player. If not for zlatan's hesitation he'd have provided an assist.

[–]Worst_smurf_NAFergie's hairdryer 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Mhki was our best player on the pitch that half. He missed one from the edge of the box badly, yes, but it was a pretty poor pass from Valencia. Mkhi's been about the only one driving us forward. Apart from him, Fellaini has done his job well.

Game needs more width from us, Mata is offering next to nothing at the moment

[–]Arth_Passionate Bastard 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

but it was a pretty poor pass from Valencia

He had so much time and space there... There's no excuse for such a horrible miss.

[–]saravicoleBlind 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rashford. Either he or Mkhi need to attack Arnautovic since he's on a yellow.

[–]VictoriousPRRonaldo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

No idea what game you're watching. Mhiki has been our best player going forward by far.

[–]hsjsjsjsjjs -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude has been shit as per

[–]Dunkaegon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mikhy is at his best when he has pacy runners for him to thread through passes on to.

Mourinho has to take the blame for the team selection.

[–]lawanhawizy 60 ポイント61 ポイント  (2子コメント)

No wonder our goal difference is fucking bollocks.

[–]tocitusMemphis 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah it's incredible how many chances we waste every single fucking week. Even the matches we win 4-0 in, it's because we had like 35 shots or whatever.

This really is going to be the story of our season.

[–]guyfucksday 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

People keep talking about goalies but a completely unmarked Pogba shoots straight at him.

Mata's glaring miss, Ibra trying some weird cutback instead of shooting it through the net, Smalling skies a free header, Mkhi absolutely skies under no pressure, Pogba straight onto the keeper.

Holy shit those are a lot of clear cut chances wasted.

[–]ArmchairScoutSpiderPogz 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Charlie Adam is a real fucking cunt

[–]mrguavaJose Mourinho 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dirty fucking cunt. Should at least have a card by now

[–]hsjsjsjsjjs -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not really stop being blind

[–]MadaraTheUchihahttp://www.howmanypremierleaguemedalshasstevengerrardwon.com/ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ugly, fat piece of shit.

[–]MohbaPogba 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's been a typical Man United game, starting slow and coming into the game later in the half. Only change today is that unlucky own goal. Not saying that we are playing well but this has been a problem all season.

[–]Willszz1De Gea 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

As well as our finishing. That is another consistent problem of ours.

[–]LetsGetLitScholes 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Our passing is so fucking frustrating

[–]hsjsjsjsjjs -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Will be for years to come oni chan

[–]vincent1989Herrera 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (10子コメント)

That Match Thread is fucking painful

The longer the half went on we had more possession, looked more composed and creating chances at least. People forget how long a game is and how quickly it can change. Chill mother fuckers

[–]neerajgrover 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

People talking about Europa next season, ffs.

[–]MadaraTheUchihahttp://www.howmanypremierleaguemedalshasstevengerrardwon.com/ 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously?

[–]JayVondy 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the just the nature of these threads. We could be up 2-0 and people would complain we're not up 3.

[–]the_lord_of_light 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

its difficult to chill when just like against liverpool we waste chances and opportunities

[–]mrpiggywinkles52Herrera 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

IF We win this I'll buy you a month of Reddit gold, i'm that sure that away in a loud Brittannia stadium without Carrick and Martial against a physical bus parking side that we womt Win

[–]MetalGearPorkBunBlind 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We've had a number of chances and literally missed an open net. Relax. Plenty of time to score at least 2

[–]reborned1996Injured Jones 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It isn't because they are a physical bus parking side that we can't score, it simply is because our players are bad at finishing.

[–]pratnala 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

RemindMe! 60 minutes

[–]Count__Duckula 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

because creating chances mean shit if you don't convert them. We have the worst conversion rate of clear cut chances of ALL premier league clubs. Its a major problem and we're seeing it again

[–]Takley -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a carbon copy of our games at the start before we played Carrick, using the tree to get balls down so he can pass it straight back to our CB's, our finishing being shit, Pogba being crap deeper.

Like we've learned nothing.

[–]petterpkÆ vil heller walk elone 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We should really, really not be losing this

[–]mrpiggywinkles52Herrera 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Shouldn't even be considering drawing it

[–]harps86Carrick 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It is amazing how threatening we look but never make the keeper work.

[–]Dmcnich15Van Nistelrooy 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Pretty sure i could look a world class keeper against United. Just plant myself in the middle of the net and wait for balls to hit me.

[–]harps86Carrick 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or have them not shoot at all. Zlatan had two great chances but didnt pull the trigger.

[–]Pigeon_AssholeGerrard = 0 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish they would stop aiming their shots straight at the keeper.

[–]WoW_ChristopherShaw 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (2子コメント)

People need to stop overreacting. We've played a lot better towards the end of the half and are creating plenty of chances.

[–]snowman131313Smalling 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We've been creating lots of chances since October. Our problem is our complete inability to finish off chances. This game should've been over with already and we're heading in to the second half down a goal. We cannot afford to slip up in these games. Really gotta get focused and take our opportunities in the second half

[–]YoungJumpAnder 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

People need to stop overreacting

It ain't the first game we finish like crap though. Usually when we do that, it doesn't end well

[–]HmphOkay 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I get way too emotionally invested in these games, been sitting here depressed for 25 minutes 😂

[–]Stalin_Fergie_Mao 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm with you. Need an early goal second half

[–]cristiano10sMartial 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Finishing and passing has been absolute shit

[–]cookie1254Rafael 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Finishing has been atrocious this season

[–]StringTailorIbrahimovic 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Preach

I don't see how fucking hard it is to hit the target with all the world-class players we've got

[–]AbstractUzi 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Story of our season. Can't put the ball in the back of the net.

[–]mufctezIbrahimovic 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was wank. We're creating so much, but the players look like they don't believe in themselves.

[–]MiLSturbieMartial 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I love this team, even when we're losing. We're going to win this guys, we're going to win this.

[–]ggmu77 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Herrera longshots really fucking trigger me lmao

[–]Dunkaegon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (7子コメント)

I don't think he has taken one this game yet.

[–]TrebolationsJose Mourinho 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They've all been blocked by the first defender

[–]thepinch19 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's tried a couple that have just gone straight into the first defender

[–]scholeszzMkhitaryan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What? He's hit like 4 shots straight into the defender chasing him. He's been taking these shots today even when he's not in any space. Really wish he tuned it down a bit.

[–]MadaraTheUchihahttp://www.howmanypremierleaguemedalshasstevengerrardwon.com/ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

KEEP THE FUCKING BALL ffs

We keep giving possession away with loose passes.

I wanna see Rashford or Lingard for Mata

[–]Iamnotasexrobot 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Clattenburg really messing with the tempo.
Valencia never ever looks where he is going to cross, pretty much always just high in the box.
Pogba looks lost playing next to Fellaini and Herrera.
Need some pace on asap and we will tear them apart the 2nd half.

Adams is a cunt. Stoke have a shitty football mentality.

[–]hardgour 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fella should not be the best player on the field....with that said tho, I'm glad he showed up

[–]Takley 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can see our finishing costing us yet again, some shit performances aside there's zero reason players on this levels should be missing the amount of chances they have this season.

Get Mata off.

[–]QuillRatJones 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have absolutely no idea how we're losing.

[–]The_B1ack_OneBailly 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Don't worry mates, the goal is coming. No way Stoke can keep this up for another 45

[–]Stalin_Fergie_Mao 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Question is will we keep up this abysmal finishing?

[–]DuceHMata 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our finishing and crossing has been a joke

[–]johncenatbh 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our finishing this season has been absolute shit

[–]KillerSlipper 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Need a bit more composure, also be more direct. Feels like we are lacking bodies going forward sometimes?

[–]CveinMemphis & Martial 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They don't deserve the lead, but we don't either.

ATROCIUS finishing from us.

[–]WaffleMan29Mata 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We've been so much better could be 3-1 up easy. Not scoring one before halftime worries me though. It would suck to not get 3 points on our rivals today

[–]thecricketnerdSmalling 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Story of the season. Awful finishing. It's why we're 6th.

[–]VaudevilleVillain 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does anyone remember what it's like having a comfortable game in the Premier League?

[–]lammot 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

herrera needs to stop trying so many long range shots.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_TOMAHAWKSPogba 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seems like some of our players think because we dropped points aganist Liverpool theres nothing to play for in premier league

[–]MushroomBotHernández 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So another game where we can't finish yeah lads?

[–]grimlyaCarrick 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sigh seems like it's gonna be like the repeat fixture at Old Trafford a few months back

[–]Hat-trickBluntDe Gea 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Should be 3-0, we've been unlucky. It's clear that we're looking much sharper. I'd say early second half we'll score

[–]Squarehead272Herrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So many chances but so toothless. We could have been out of sight here.

[–]tomdwilliamsCantona 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Our finishing is killing us. Just a bit more composure lads come on.

[–]FilipinooFlash 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We hardly ever win when teams above us mess up

[–]Count__Duckula 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Missing gilt edged chances as per fucking usual

[–]tenthreeleaderCantona 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's a word for that first half but i once promised my mother I'd never use it in polite company.

[–]QuitePossiblyBritishHerrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We couldn't even finish a happy meal.

[–]AbstractUzi 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can see how much Rojo had improved when we see Smalling play. We really miss him so far.

[–]the_lord_of_light 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

just another typical frustrating game of missed chances and poor individual performances

fuck stoke, two lucky goals against us already this season

fuck em

[–]tallmotherfuckerSee that tree over there? 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seems like Pogba still hasn't regained his confidence. Not playing particularly bad, but he's hesitant.

Same can be said for most of the team. Need to chuck Wazza on and get some fire 🔥 going.

Hoping to see Rashford and wazza on, i reckon we'll nick this late

[–]TimmyBashSchweinsteiger 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I never realised how much I hate Arnautovic.

[–]Mizzie30Rooney 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Worst half ive ever seen from Mata. That OG wasnt really his fault but that was a horrible miss. Could be up 3-1 right niw if we coild finish.

[–]uniy64Mata 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is beyond outrageous. Every time we are given a chance to close in, we play like shit. Do we even practice shooting?

[–]MoosjeMartial 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awful first half. Had a bad feeling against Stoke away, in that shitty blue kit, and none of the players seem like they can be arsed.

[–]OneTrueEmiyagoals against City 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sub Mata, bring on Martial.

[–]Rambo247365 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial isn't on the bench, you wanna call him a helicopter?

[–]TheFanboyDreams 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Need an early second half goal

[–]Giordano_5Rachel Riley 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

im amazed that zlatan didnt shoot

[–]ohhh_maaanDe Gea 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Earlier this week, someone posted a video of Zlatan having a great shot with his left foot. Hell, he scored a beautiful goal against Crystal Palace with his left foot earlier this season. But it seems the more Valencia uses his left foot, the less Ibra does. Two chances for Ibra to shoot with left and he opts for the pass. Coincidentally, two left footed crosses from Valencia.

[–]Rambo247365 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Should do a scientific study on this. Can't be a coincidence!

[–]CallMeBigPOPHe Comes from Serbia 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pretty bad first half, the first 25 mins were terrible, we struggled to string 5 passes, looked all over the place. Created some chances but the finishing has been fucking poor.

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We started carving out space when Pogba decided he wanted to step up more. Now if only Smalling/Jones could wake up and Zlatan not do weird things that'd be great.

[–]WalliiiRooney 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We HAVE to win this match... Liverpool lost, either City or Spurs (or both) are dropping points later... Here's hoping the lads can pull this back!

[–]TolkienMartinMartial 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Goalkeeper decided to show up against us"

no shit if we aim straight at him or 50 over the bar.

[–]Qwertyasdfzxcv123De Gea 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck was Peter crouch doing there at the end? He flung Jones on the floor, no foul given.

[–]Willszz1De Gea 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's one of those games. Don't think we'll win. Prob draw.

[–]FootballRobbChicharito 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What the fuck with all the missed chances

[–]IrishaneSolskjaer 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Everything Zlatan does just seems half a foot off.

Get Carrick on.

[–]Flick_My_Bean_Geoff 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata has been horrible

[–]legojs 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

we really need to shoot when we have the chance... so many misses

[–]danmaherRooney 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Too slow, no width. Need to give Stoke some of the physical battle. We're fucking criminal with the way we just piss away our chances, don't understand why Ibra didn't shoot a few yards from goal.

[–]NostrabrahmusJose Mourinho 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damnit lads. Put one in!

[–]krelmAndy Cole 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Familiar pattern.

[–]Melanjoly 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Gone exactly how I said and expected the half would go.

As soon as I seen the line up I said we were going to drop points, the harsh reality is unless we make subs we aren't winning this game. Sometimes the cold hard truths hurts, I just hope Jose is brave enough to correct them but we can all see what the problems are.

[–]KillerSlipper 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can people please realise martial isn't on the bench?

[–]TheReplacerMkhitaryan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The summer transfer window can not come fast enough.

[–]irish-guy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm oddly confident of us coming back and getting the 3 points. Mou will give them a bollixing at halftime.

[–]badgarok725SAF 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Definitely started to deal with the press better as the game went on. We seemed shocked that they were going to press us like they were. After we realized that we turned the game around, but unfortunately that was after the goal.

[–]Dunkaegon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stoke just look up for this game. Whelan and Adam have been high energy cunts, If we had half their energy and commitment, we wouldn't be trailing.

[–]Unitedfan777Hernández 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I really wish we'd for once we'd have a match where the opposing keeper doesn't have the game of their lives.... Our shots going right at them doesn't help though

[–]georgokellyRooney 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can't blame anyone but ourselves, we've been consistently poor at finishing all season.

[–]robinvpercyPercy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The only thing I hate Smalling is he passes to De Gea too much.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still got time to win and it seems we always play better in the second half. I wouldn't be surprised if Jose makes a Sub or two.

[–]Rian245 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are literally better finishing/in box decision making from being 2/3 goals ahead. Pogba volley, mkhi edge of the box, mata sitter and ibra with tonnes of space but passed to mata! 45 minutes plus rashford on that bench, we can still win this lads

[–]ijd17Uncle Ant 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get Rojo in from the stands for Smalling

[–]omaroaoShaw -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No wonder stoke are known for set pieces and crosses at home.

The pitch looks awful

[–]ccap13 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Great first half from Blind

[–]kfarias9 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Martial could really do some damage on the wing, Mata has had a dreadful half on the right hand side. Substitutes could make all the difference in the second half. Come on United!!

[–]Granty_CPogba 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are going to win.

[–]TolkienMartinMartial 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure we have the worst conversion rate of any team in PL. For the whole season we create chances but we can't put the ball in the net.

We draw to many games already and droping points again will hurt out chance at top 4.

[–]mattmanutdKeane 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Passing has been really sloppy and it's killing any momentum we build with each attack.

Plus every time we attack and we pass it to blind you can see our momentum deflate. Have to fix that. Blind looks really off the pace in this game.

[–]pratnala 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We were a wankfest. Need a better second half to salvage this!

[–]Mr800ftwVan Nistelrooy 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel bad for Mata because for once he started and he's not having his best game

[–]Magnehtic 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get Mata off the pitch right now. I don't think he's even completed a pass yet. Where is Martial? I don't remember hearing that he died. Shit keepers having the game of their life, same old bullshit.

[–]_LeftHookLarry 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Typical of us over the last few years. Liveprool drop points, City/Tottenham will as well and we are struggling to score against Stoke

[–]Goldbuster 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of those games

[–]epic_weaselHerrera -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Opposing keeper playing way beyond their standard, as is tradition. Mata having a really poor game, probably off at the half. Cant get anything going down the left when Blind doesnt overlap or push forward. We just look extremely lethargic and sloppy, need to fit it

[–]elneebrePogba 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Always shit the bed whenever we have the chance to make up points on another team above us, never changes

[–]dabigeasy13 -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Class performance- maybe we'll catch Liverpool at this rate.

[–]Zargruzh -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jones is dreadfull when the ball come to him after a clearence...he just smash it forward and hopes for the best..

[–]fralneDe Gea 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

NASA to sponsor united next

[–]peduxeAnder Free Herrera Agüera -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

damn I love Valencia but his crossing is horrendous, most of the time I get sad whenever he has the chance to cross.

[–]MiLSturbieMartial 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think he's much better than he was some time ago. He used to just hit it as hard as possible keeping it low.

[–]HairyArthurManchester United -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

With us losing 1-0, I am going to do my best Michael Owen analysis.

"If United don't score, they're not going to win today."

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    [–]cristiano10sMartial 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    He isn't even on the bench

    [–]McGriftyBüttner - 1 Gerrard - 0 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well get someone on for the guy, he's been pretty bad by his standards