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[Match Thread] Stoke City vs. Manchester United (self.reddevils)

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SCORE: 1st Half

STOKE CITY (Mata OG) 1-0 MANCHESTER UNITED

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Premier League Tie between Manchester United and Stoke City

Date: January 21st, 2017

Kick off BST: 15:00

Venue: bet365 Stadium, Stoke

Starting XI's:

Manchester United F.C. Stoke City F.C.
De Gea Grant
Blind Johnson
Jones Shawcross
Smalling Martins-Indi
Valencia Pieters
Herrera Whelan
Fellaini Adam
Pogba Shaqiri
Mkhitaryan Allen
Mata Arnautovic
Ibrahimovic Crouch

Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Romero, Darmian, Schweinsteiger, Carrick, Lingard, Rashford, Rooney

Stoke F.C. SUBS: Given, Bardsley, Muniesa, Wanga, Afellay, Krkic, Ngoy

Team news:

  • Carrick gets a rest with Fellaini deputising in midfield. Schweinsteiger is on the bench!

  • Mata and Mkhi start in attacking positions today

  • Jones and Smalling deputise at CB once again.

UPDATES:

FIRST HALF UPDATES:

0' KICK OFF!

0' We're underway! Stoke in white and red, United in blue!

5' It's a cagey first five minutes with no big chances for either team.

6' STOKE CITY YELLOW CARD Arnautovic gets a yellow for clipping Mkhi on the heel on the counter attack.

10' United's best early chances have come from set pieces and crosses but we haven't had any good shots on goal yet.

17' STOKE CITY GOAL Completely against the run of play, Stoke City have scored and it's an own goal! Pieters smacks the ball across goal from the left and it's deflected off Mata's boot and into the back of the net!

26' United can't get anything going in the attacking third and have been resorting to crosses (but none of them have been particularly good).

31' MATA MISSES AN OPEN GOAL! IBRAHIMOVIC IS PLAYED THROUGH ON THE LEFT AND HE SQUARES IT ACROSS GOAL TO MATA BUT MATA'S SHOT IS SKIED OVER THE BAR UNDER PRESSURE!

35' United are starting to pick up the pace and find passes through the Stoke defence but we haven't really troubled Lee Grant today.

36' This is unbelievable... We're doing so well to get the ball in and around the box but we're so poor in front of goal it's ridiculous. The latest chance is Valencia to Mkhitaryan on the edge of the box but he might have skied it out of the stadium.

41' United finally force Grant into a challenging save and it's Fellaini on the volley that Grant can only tip over the bar. United corner as we continue ramping up the pressure.

45' ONE MINUTES ADDED

45' Unfortunately for us, half time is right here which comes at the worst time as we're starting to put heavy pressure on the Stoke goal.

45+1' HALF TIME

SECOND HALF UPDATES:

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[–]shabuckets 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This game is for all the people that ask "But where would Griezmann play?" It doesn't fuckin matter. He's just a guy that can put the ball in the back of the net

[–]Bilal_7_KhanSeaGullsOfMedia 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Missed the first half, how has it looked?

[–]Spicy_McJoJo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Someone tell Herrera he's not on some pay per shot contract

[–]ronanfreelancewriter 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

One of those fucking days by the looks of it. We could play all day here and not score. The most frustrating thing about this side is that any time one of our rivals fucks up, we fail to take advantage. And wtf is up with Stoke bringing their A game against us all the time. Wankers.

[–]035036503530 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I fuckin hate Mark Hughes. Putting it out there. He always acts like the whole world owes him something.

[–]dogondrugs 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stoke are playing are fast paced high pressure game yet we have mata out there. bring on rashford

[–]liableAccountGiggs/Januzaj 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The second half is where it's at lads, it's all uphill from here but we can score. We have enough quality on the bench to impact this game.

[–]BloodyMess111 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It needs to be said, Valencia's crosses do nothing. They're just floated into the box.

[–]allyallmfersneed___ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well that was a shit show. Mata's been subpar. Bring on Rash for him and move Mhki. Mhki and Ibra are doing well linking up well and that move would put him on Ibra's right foot.

[–]Wazza250 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We need to convert more of our chances. Bring Wazza on pls

[–]Box_Man23Shaw 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fact we're 1-0 down and aren't taking our chances is concerning but at least we're creating plenty and you would think eventually it will start to go our way.

[–]Scruff-McBuff -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This will be unpopular but Valencia is just not as good as people say.

His crosses rarely lead to anything and usually hit the first man.

He doesn't close people down fast enough when they're outside our box and just allows a run

His only skill to attempt to pass people seems to be planting the ball between his legs and just jumping from one foot to the other.

Yes he's strong, fast and hard to play against, but the things he's meant to bring to the table are mostly frustrating to watch

[–]SZamanC#21 Status - Loading... 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Herrera needs to stop doing those useless longshots, they never go in and just end in a loss of possession.

[–]RandySNewman 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not enough width in our midfield. Mata and Fellaini especially are playing in the same area.

[–]ElonMuskJr 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can everyone stop saying that Lee Grant is playing like Manuel Neuer, most of these shots have been tame we need to be more clinical

[–]KeKaRoNifollows never first 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is Grant and how is he one-handing all of are shots

[–]chose_another_name 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd say it's just a matter of time with how many chances we're creating, but we've had a few too many of these games this season.

[–]fabriksMkhitaryan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It gets kinda old to play against Neuer in most games...

[–]UnitedRoad18Carrick[🍰] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the shittiest defensive performance not to concede a goal I've ever seen. Goals can happen for United, but they need to be sharper and more precise.

[–]bisufanDe Gea 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Put on Rashford for Mata and let Mkhi go to the right. We need some semblance of width. Mkhi can drift inside while valencia goes wide, but we can't have our left and right both drifting.

[–]035036503530 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Commentators: Stoke have been the better team. I can see why you'd say that guys when Stoke have had zero shots to United's ten.

[–]burnedgoatZlatan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We should be up 4-0. If we just take our chances we'll win this easily. Story of our season

[–]klempo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

No Carrick, no points... it really is incredible how we don't look the same without him.

[–]igetby23Pogba 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Serious problem

[–]redsnowman_tacoManchester United 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Valencia cant cross

[–]RashGod 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rashford on please, hes a good impact sub

[–]AG1O 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's happened to Herrera recently

[–]A1d0taku 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

On the bright side Pogba is playing better then last time and we are starting to dominate the game. Only a stupid fluke and bad finishing is keeping us out of the game. We'll come back and win in the 2nd,

[–]ShaunTheMooseVidić 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can we bring on Rashford for Mata please? Need some pace in this team, that and Mata is having a shocker.

[–]pearlz176The Ginger Prince 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Could see us winning this. We had several chances.

[–]ilovethisgameahahahRashford -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Herrera needs to use his brain more.

[–]Sabu113Nani 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We will score and it will be a rout. Mou just needs to relax everyone.

[–]redberg12 -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How dont we have 5 goals?!? Just wont go in!

[–]DishingLikeClyde 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fellaini hasn't been bad, but he's just so limited and not exactly what we need right now. We should sub Carrick on.

[–]i-Poker 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How is this even possible??? We should be three up.

[–]J04DANRonaldo 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Woke up late and just started watching at 30'. I see the sub is in full panic mode again.

Lol. Good to see some consistent things in my life.

[–]BloodyMess111 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tbf we have been pretty shit

[–]colucci 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seems like the stoppage time for first halves is always 1 minute unless there has been a huge disruption, in which case it is 2 minutes.

Does anyone remember watching a first half that had more than 3 minutes of stoppage time? In two decades I don't remember a single game with a long first half stoppage time.

[–]_Slabs_Le Roi 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Horrible feeling Clattenburg is going to decide this game.

[–]PenPaperShotgunJose Mourinho 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stoke are shite, we are losing for the simple fact our midfield is being overrun because fellaini offers sweet F all

[–]BlackBossalini 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sick of all these long range shots... our players need to focus and put away chances they create, instead of turning to blasting the ball at the keeper...

[–]RashGod 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mou jinxed Valencia's crosses...

[–]ZlatanMourinho 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Feels like our confidence isn't there. We're very cautious and predictable.

[–]DopamineJunkies 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

WTF JOSE CAN DO.

FINISH THE FUCKING CHANCES.

OUR FINISHING IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

[–]BitDaBitGau 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not start with this lineup. The only pace we have is Micky - Fellaini, Mata and Ibra are slow. So we are trying to beat Stoke by crossing it in - they are all fucking ogres.

[–]funkylimIbrahimovic 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

what's with everybody and shooting long distance? wtf

[–]dogondrugs 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Channeling their inner Paul Scholes

[–]TouchOfClass8The noise says it all. The celebrations say it all. 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly we didn't play that badly. First 30mins were choppy, but then we started dominating. I have faith we can turn this around.

[–]catfayceCole 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is rediculous, no one out there is the type of player to beat a man or two to create the advantage

[–]TheRealPeteWheelerEmbarrassed 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seeing Herrera absolutely cunt chances from 30 yards out is the most frustrating thing...

[–]topdog_7Martial 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

GIVE US CARRICK GIVE US CARRICK

[–]Count__Duckula 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

no one to blame but ourselves we can't finish for shit

[–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stoke is slowing down from the physical play. We have the advantage if we don't get stuck in with the press and play wider.

[–]PokerPancakeDe Gea 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Enough with the "keepers always have godly games against us". Today's saves have been very standard. You could even say easy.

Our shooting has been shit.

[–]MDXLegendRooney 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Watch out. The circle jerk will downvote you to scouse land.

[–]detinuHerrera 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're getting football manager-ed

[–]breadfan18Shaw 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm seriously getting pretty sick of all of Herrera's random blocked shots! He doesn't seem to analyze if a shot is on or not and just hits and hopes most of the time!

[–]dogondrugs 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

and that was not a great half

[–]alexHunterGod 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We should clone Ruud Van NistelRoy from the 2001-2002 season to be unstoppable

[–]Old_man_Trafford 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not a terrible way to end. The pressure was great. A little unlucky, ok really unlucky. We better keep this up.

[–]Takley 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pointless longshots.

[–]have_free_phone_con 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Looks like one of those games where once the first goal comes, it might just open the floodgates.

[–]n3o7 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

we are a mess

[–]Flick_My_Bean_Geoff 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata just passes it back all the time.

[–]CuuntPuunter -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking Clattenberg!

Why is he making it so difficult? Gets anal about the ball position for the corner, forces Blind to take one step back for the throw in, not to mention the tackle on Mata.

[–]cptshiba 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

so crouch is allowed to wrestle jones to the ground?

[–]nateberkopec 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Herrera's pointless longshots are the worst part of his game. Has he even gotten one on target this year?

[–]headkick93 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He scored one against Northampton and seems to think he can do it every game. It is a bit frustrating at times.

[–]AnthonymarkersHerrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's scored one in a cup game

[–]danno555De Gea 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

nothing says struggling for goals moew than a herrera attempt from 30 out

[–]yianni1229 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

These fans are really annoying with the constant booing and whistling

[–]gloweScholes 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good fans for Stoke. Bad fans for us.

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate when our players casually jog around.

[–]have_free_phone_con 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mou kinda jinxed the good Valencia run.

[–]aten10x 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Borderline assault by Crouch lol

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Crouch just fucking throws Jones to the ground and nothing called, giving advantage to Crouch in the process, fuck off clattenburg

[–]KingofcatastropheDare2Zlatan 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

he gave crouch advantage as well. lol. that was ridiculous.

[–]macAaronEGiggs 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Called advantage against us even.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How is that advantage to Stoke?

[–]J04DANRonaldo -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scholes makes that pass. ;)

EDIT: It's a joke boys. Relax.

[–]Atlantis135Mkhitaryan 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Crouch had Jones in a headlock and somehow they get the advantage?

[–]HuzaifaElahiTony Henry 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Mata off for Rash

[–]RampageGamerMemphis 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mata for Rash and Fellaini for Carrick.

[–]mrbombillo 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

a goal before finishing 1st half pls

[–]SuperfardinMata -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Why does every keeper we play against all of a sudden turn into Neuer?

[–]plesir 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

it doesn't take a neuer to save shots directed to keeper's body

[–]tryllekunzt 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because we shoot the ball straight at them

[–]Dunkaegon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Because our players can't fucking shoot.

[–]MohbaPogba 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

what kind of bs is that Jones got manhandled

[–]SonofIndiaVan Persie 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Maaan! We should have at least been leveled at the half time! 2 mins to do it. Chance might be gone now!

[–]sunleungManchester United 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still 45 minutes of football

[–]sunleungManchester United 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still 45 minutes of football

[–]BloodyMess111 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guys, come on, a goalkeeper who can't save that has no business being a goalkeeper

[–]jamakika 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hmm pretty sure they gave the goalkeeper 20 energy drinks

[–]MDXLegendRooney -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fucking Pogba. Has the whole goal in front of him and shoots right at the keeper.

[–]chris2684Carrick 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not the easiest of shots to control tbf

[–]RasenUlrik 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

???????

[–]lutekeDe Gea 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

better than mata who put it over from a metre out , pogba had to volley it, way harder

[–]BoomFlexPlays 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Grant just pimp slapped the shit out of that.

[–]DevilxAceWazza 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What's happened to us? We're creating endless amounts of chances, but our finishing this season has just been pretty horrible. We should definitely be a goal or two up right now...

[–]johncenatbh 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He is not having a world class game against us, we just suck at finishing this season. That was central by Pogba..

At least last season we scored a goal in every two shots, that was a positive

[–]SSienZRonaldo -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Every single keeper against us:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZBpAkwxiqI

[–]_jdams -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (2子コメント)

They are so lucky its almost half time or I would think if would end 1-3. So many chances but these goalies just keep turning up against us!!

[–]futmaniac 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You cant be serious, we cant hit a barn door and you talk about their goalkeeper

[–]Muhsi_77Blind 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

More like we cant finish

[–]HairyArthurManchester United 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah. It seems Stoke have Lee "Call me Neuer" Grant in goal again.

[–]SZamanC#21 Status - Loading... -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Typical, GK becomes Schmeichel whenever we play a team.

[–]colucci 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not saying it was an easy save but in all fairness, Pogba put it fairly close to him.

[–]elneebrePogba -5 ポイント-4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We're shite and we know we are

[–]first_aid 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

hate it when valencia takes too long to make a pass.

[–]runaqua 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

wtf GK HOW CAN HE SLAP

[–]have_free_phone_con 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lee grant was positively surprised by the save he made.

[–]xtphty 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

hitting it straight at the keeper, story of united for the last few seasons

[–]edwinscott 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tbf we re picking up the pace right now, and if we can get a goal b4 half we have every chance of winning it

[–]totallynot_humanRooney 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lol the keeper swatted that shit

[–]dogondrugs 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

he just slapped that ball out of his way

[–]Konflikt_ -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Grant having another worldie against us. . .

[–]nederlandicHerrera 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What is it with keepers entering the fucking Matrix once they play United

[–]LathowJose Mourinho 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear the goalkeepers are like Neuer when against Man Utd, we're so unlucky

[–]KingofcatastropheDare2Zlatan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

anywhere except right at the keeper. but at least it was on target!

[–]tresequisMartial 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God how unlucky is Pogba

[–]MikeGScottMartial 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Every GK looks like Neuer against us.

[–]EmperorOctavian 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

after x amount of GKs "looking like neuer" you have to start looking at the finishing, its simply not good enough.

[–]sougie91Giggs 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba can't buy a goal at this point. Great volley though

[–]Dunkaegon 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good save, great teachnique from Pogba.

But ffs stop shooting straight at the keeper.

[–]notorioustunechiZlatan 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Anybody else just fucking hate Charlie Adam?!

[–]KingofcatastropheDare2Zlatan 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

pretty sure everyone does. he's a cunt

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Turned into fucking Neuer again

[–]YoungJumpAnder 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha now life's just taking the piss out of this game. How'd he keep that out

[–]colucci 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking Stokealona with Valdes in his prime as a GK.

[–]NzudememiMartial 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hello Grant my old friend....insert sound of silence

[–]yiyiyiyiPogba 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would stick Rashford on at HT

[–]BigMonkeyBallsDon't fuck with this guy 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I swear every goalie has the game of their life against us

[–]dogondrugs 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

fuckn hell this keeper. always plays well against us

[–]misterteejoahShaw 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

How did Lee save Pogba's shot.. one of those days

[–]ouguy2017Pogba 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

He kicked it at him. He barely had to punch at it.

[–]misterteejoahShaw 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

yeah, you're right. From the initial angle I thought otherwise, my bad.

[–]Wolpfack -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Lee Grant is looking like Manuel Neuer so far. He's not Manuel Neuer though, so we should get a goal soon enough.

[–]AbstractUzi 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm pretty sure a curse has been put upon us by these Potters

[–]seacantDwight Yorke 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"At the moment, Maraoune Fellaini is very deliberately standing offsides"

10/10

[–]AnthonymarkersHerrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I fucking hate Lee Grant

[–]_Slabs_Le Roi 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Fucking fuck shit piss.

[–]BubbalipShabbadoopDrinkaDrinkaDrinkaDrink4EricTheKingTheKingTheKing 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Cock balls wank

[–]bradadams986Scholes 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How!?!?

[–]-SKLR- 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good god, we could have had five goals in the last 20 mins.

[–]efribble 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why does every fucking goalkeeper have a world class game against us?

[–]rockthered24He Comes From Serbia 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Grant has hardly had to be world class

[–]detinuHerrera 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Another one of those matches. Deja vu to the start of the season.

[–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Grant having an all decade game again.

[–]allyallmfersneed___ 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Easy to stop the ball when it's right at him...

[–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't know. I played keeper and the ones that are right at you are the worst ones to defend because you can't judge the curve.

[–]macAaronEGiggs 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba hit it too good.

[–]0ldsnake1oooh Robin Van Persie -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

One thing i noticed over the years is that Fellaini always shoot where the keeper always !

[–]jazavchar 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba also just shot straight at the keeper

[–]DP112Herrera -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

How to attack like a Man Utd right back: do the jitterbug then hit it into the first man

[–]WhatHappenedToLeeds 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hate Lee Grant

[–]aten10x 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No need to panic yet. Chances are there, just haven't converted yet

[–]Xeno4494David De Gea 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Lee Grant god mode activated

[–]have_free_phone_con 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So many close calls. Not good for my heart. Do it, ffs.

[–]manutdas11Ander Herrera 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I see Mata coming off for Rashford at halftime. I would have said Martial, but he's not on the bench. Anybody know why?

[–]GeezesaPOGBAAAAA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Apparently he's injured? No confirmation though.

[–]curlyswineScholes 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you fucking kidding me

[–]estpostKeane 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We aren't fluid, but individually Fellaini hasn't been too bad

[–]Sabu113Nani 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We will look much better after the stress goal goes in

[–]J04DANRonaldo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wow what a save.

[–]WaffleMan29Mata 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Amazing save

[–]Mr800ftwVan Nistelrooy 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a shot

[–]sunleungManchester United 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wave upon wave of attack! Don't stop

[–]ouguy2017Pogba 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Dammit Pogba. Don't kick it at the keeper.

[–]J04DANRonaldo 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Found the guy who has never attempted a volley.

It's not like he's got a sniper rifle

[–]bisufanDe Gea 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

let's equalize before half boys

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

WTF this keeper

[–]dogondrugs 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

nice fellaini. good effort

[–]strawzySchweinsteiger's godly calves 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

end of the day Stoke away is a tough game, the chances that we have had have looked really promising, if our finishing gets sorted we can come right back into this

[–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Clattenburg lol

[–]JimmyChappersSchweinsteiger 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There's no excuse for those misses but how much is the ball bobbling. This pitch is dire

[–]FishychickenMartial 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think if we equalize we will win the game.

[–]northernseoulSmalling 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Still another half. The Liverpool game shows how many goals you can get in a half.

[–]_________________-- 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

That's not how a draw works.

[–]sunleungManchester United 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Go on to win the game. I tend to agree

[–]Dunkaegon 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Another miscued attempt.

[–]DevilxAceWazza 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Come on. I'd love to see a Pogba free kick now!

[–]yianni1229 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Somethings got to give. No way we sustain this and don't score

[–]fucking_shadowbanRooney 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where have I heard that before 😂

[–]ryulaaaJose Mourinho 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

come on lads lets get one before half time and push on from there

[–]macAaronEGiggs 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good pressure. A goal would be a massive loft before half.

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice try Fella

[–]KingofcatastropheDare2Zlatan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

clattenburg is a weird fuckin guy.

[–]breadfan18Shaw 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why oh why everytime we have a chance to really close the gap on our rivals, we seem to fuck it up?

[–]_feynman 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

playing better now - pogba is getting a bit more into the game.

[–]Dunkaegon 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

A lot more urgency in Stoke's football and pressing.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This game is scrappy as fuck.

[–]DP112Herrera 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pogba calling for a foul/asking to be drawn like one of Clattenburg's French girls there

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