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[Match Thread] Stoke City vs. Manchester United (self.reddevils)

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SCORE: 1st Half

STOKE CITY 0-0 MANCHESTER UNITED

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Premier League Tie between Manchester United and Stoke City

Date: January 21st, 2017

Kick off BST: 15:00

Venue: bet365 Stadium, Stoke

Starting XI's:

Manchester United F.C. Stoke City F.C.
De Gea Grant
Blind Johnson
Jones Shawcross
Smalling Martins-Indi
Valencia Pieters
Herrera Whelan
Fellaini Adam
Pogba Shaqiri
Mkhitaryan Allen
Mata Arnautovic
Ibrahimovic Crouch

Man Utd F.C. SUBS: Romero, Darmian, Schweinsteiger, Carrick, Lingard, Rashford, Rooney

Stoke F.C. SUBS: Given, Bardsley, Muniesa, Wanga, Afellay, Krkic, Ngoy

Team news:

  • Carrick gets a rest with Fellaini deputising in midfield. Schweinsteiger is on the bench!

  • Mata and Mkhi start in attacking positions today

  • Jones and Smalling deputise at CB once again.

UPDATES:

FIRST HALF UPDATES:

0' KICK OFF!

0' We're underway! Stoke in white and red, United in blue!

5' It's a cagey first five minutes with no big chances for either team.

6' STOKE CITY YELLOW CARD Arnautovic gets a yellow for clipping Mkhi on the heel on the counter attack.

10' United's best early chances have come from set pieces and crosses but we haven't had any good shots on goal yet.

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[–]pearlz176The Ginger Prince 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mkhi trying to match Herrera's interception stats.

[–]BoomFlexPlays 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stoke Fans...

[–]PenPaperShotgunJose Mourinho 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd like to see Blind get the passing going

[–]_feynman 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

arnautovic looks ripe for a sending off today

[–]KingofcatastropheDare2Zlatan 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

arno may not finish this game.. looks too angry and already on a yellow lol

[–]BloodyMess111 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Arnautovic isn't gonna last 90 mins

[–]AquaTr33sMartial 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd love to see a hat trick today... hasn't been one in the PL since Van Persie in 2013

[–]macAaronEGiggs 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would love to see more Valencia v. Arnautovic. Will ultimately lead to a second yellow.

[–]allyallmfersneed___ 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Silly Arnautovic, you don't push Valencia off the ball.

[–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Arnautovich is a strong brute, I haven't seen anyone brush Valencia aside in a while.

[–]curlyswineScholes 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a soft call.

[–]HairyArthurManchester United 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I said this the last time they played together but, marking Mata and Mkhitaryan together must be an absolute nightmare. They're all over the place, like children running around Papa Zlatan.

[–]HairyArthurManchester United 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Are the Stoke fans trying to set the record for the longest continual boo for no reason?

[–]BoomFlexPlays 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is almost boringly cliche at this point...

[–]NegativexxSquaredMartial 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Fuck me, Stoke fans are a hostile bunch.

[–]SpyrytSchmeichel 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Will never forget Stoke fans at OT chanting at Ronaldo "You should have died in the tunnel". That goes beyond banter. Hated the cunts ever since.

[–]AG1O 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

what happened in the tunnel?

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

These Stoke fans are like when we played against Fenerbahce away.

[–]coolylamePogba 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

are stoke fans gonna be booing at everything?

[–]PenPaperShotgunJose Mourinho 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Zlatan works well with clever runners like mata, you can see how he enjoys assisting

[–]byZedd 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

These stoke fans are an odd bunch

[–]WaffleMan29Mata 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Surely the stoke fans will be tired of the booing soon

[–]DeportRacistsRonnie Wallwork 1 Gerrard 0 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just remembered how much I fucking hate Stoke fans.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This game is a lot faster than I would have thought against Stoke.

[–]mrpiggywinkles52Herrera -4 ポイント-3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

So...toothless without Carrick

[–]vincent1989Herrera 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its been 9 minutes. chill

[–]topdog_7Martial 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can't believe I'd ever say this but I fkn miss Rojo - his tenacity and hustle has been immense!

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Ooo neat little ball from Zlatan

[–]allyallmfersneed___ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dangerous kick from Crouch.

[–]MiLSturbieMartial 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not much space to work with here.

[–]PenPaperShotgunJose Mourinho 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

My hair is getting long enough to do the Zlatan style hair, I don't think I can pull it of though haha.

[–]C4ntonaManchester United 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

np, you just have to go from a to z

[–]TheTazTurnerRooney 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You'll never be a zlatan but if you rock it with confidence you can pull it off

[–]danmaherRooney 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know it's early but Smalling really needs to find some composure on the ball.

[–]ijd17Uncle Ant 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Rojo with the away fans today

[–]rockthered24He Comes From Serbia 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's gonna get everyone sick

[–]BloodyMess111 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nice and composed from Smalling there. Not a soul around him and hoofs it straight out

[–]unitedfuck 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fucking hell we need to calm the atmosphere.

[–]HairyArthurManchester United 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Stoke fans booing because Grant drops the ball because of Shawcross?

[–]BloodyMess111 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Have you been to Stoke? They live in caves

[–]Takley 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Smalling is so fucking shit on the ball

[–]Xeno4494David De Gea 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Must be fun to be an away fan in that kind of atmosphere

[–]bisufanDe Gea 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

nbc cannot tell the difference between herrera and mkhi it's driving me crazy

[–]maydaybomberHerrera's #1 fan 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Was just about to post this. It is not that hard!

[–]yiyiyiyiPogba 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This game is going to be an absolute battle, United need to dig in and scrap.

[–]PenPaperShotgunJose Mourinho 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Interested to see why Phil Jones is on the wrong side? What happened to Rojo?

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rojo is out with illness

[–]FishychickenMartial 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

why does Clattenburg always seem like he makes fouls about him? Like he has long conversations it's frustrating to watch

[–]vincent1989Herrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

He needs camera time so he can survive

[–]coolylamePogba 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

damn who shit in these stoke fans coffee today? bunch of salty cunts.

[–]KingofcatastropheDare2Zlatan 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

"i don't think it was deliberate..."

oh jeez, here we go.

[–]allyallmfersneed___ 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No way that Arnautovic is going to be able to play 80' without doing something stupid.

[–]DoctoryeIlow 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good reffing, that's always a yellow but you sometimes see it not given because its so early in the game

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agent Shawcross

[–]PenPaperShotgunJose Mourinho 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Alright lads just got back in, just in time

[–]OTownTrillaFoRilla 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Arnautovic early yellow. Thats good. He's a hot head

[–]StathamIsYourSaviorHerrera 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck Danny Rose

[–]MohbaPogba 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Butter fingers haha

[–]jamakika 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yellow yellow card

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh yee go Mark

[–]ScotsmaniaHorny 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Stoke creating more of an atmosphere in the first 5 mins than Liverpool did in the first 50 earlier.

[–]omegaxLoLAnder Herrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We have to stop giving away these needlessly stupid fouls

[–]macAaronEGiggs 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Easy yellow. Cynical.

[–]curlyswineScholes 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That has got to be a yellow.

[–]KaratekickinCantonaKing Eric 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I didn't see anything other than Joe Allen falling over.

[–]HairyArthurManchester United 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Stoke's fans are supposed to be some of the loudest in the league. I can still hear our away support over the top of them. Best fans in the league.

[–]BoomFlexPlays 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I want to say it is 100% down to the fans, and no doubt they sound good, but the way they are mic'd up is probably favourable.

[–]HairyArthurManchester United 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Actually, that's a fair point.

[–]BoomFlexPlays 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

In a previous employment I worked for a company that rhymes with Bye Sports as an audio engineer, and the away fans in most matches get a little help to make it sound good for both sets of fans at home.

[–]macAaronEGiggs 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah yes, we're playing against whistles from their fans all game.

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

What's with all the booing?

[–]BloodyMess111 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Stoke fans are cunts. Simple

[–]MrMahonyHerrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They're cunts for booing and creating an atmosphere?

[–]BloodyMess111 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just randomly booing everything? Yeah. That's not an atmosphere. It's just a noise

[–]DP112Herrera 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

LOL @ Stoke fans booing everything

[–]BoomFlexPlays 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Stoke are just angry...

[–]thatrandomfatguyVan Persie 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well they live in stoke do you blame them

[–]Lingard 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Have Jones and Smalling started together this season?

[–]DP112Herrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is their first time playing as a starting CB pairing since last January

[–]Lingard 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought so.. thanks.

[–]ilovethisgameahahahRashford 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hopefully thats Fellaini's mistake out of the way.

[–]TheRealPeteWheelerEmbarrassed 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Drinking game: Take a shot every time Herrera gets the ball outside the box and just goes "ah, fuck it" and skies one

[–]WaffleMan29Mata 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Crouch is freaking huge

[–]BoomFlexPlays 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I met him in a hotel in Liverpool, I am 6ft 1 and that mother fucker was just towering over me like I was a 5yr old...

[–]Melanjoly 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

'here's Herrera who's proved he's good at a whole host of things this season' - Not shooting unfortunately xD !

[–]hypnotzIbrahimovic 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

gotta love our away kit

[–]Crusty_Gammon_FlapsBailly 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would love Fellaini to score.

[–]mrpiggywinkles52Herrera 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sloppy so far but its only a ffew minutes in.

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Bright start from Fella

[–]_LeftHookLarry -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

One shite pass Pogba had to stretch for

[–]theangrycamelr/kpopgfys 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And one Pogba misplaced pass that he won back. it balances out :D

[–]rockthered24He Comes From Serbia 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That away support is fucking incredible

[–]FishychickenMartial 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If we win the Liverpool loss is going to make it that much sweeter.

[–]jamakika 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope we win big

[–]Melanjoly -2 ポイント-1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Our lineup looks pretty ominous, very slow and narrow. Fellaini is a huge concern in that position, he won't dictate a game like Carrick and always struggles defensively. Would take the luckiest of 1-0 wins here.

[–]Iamnotasexrobot 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

However, we have Ibra, Pogba and Mkhi, all of whom can create from nothing.

[–]PM_ME_YOUR_TOMAHAWKSPogba 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

ace stream anyone? those from soccerstreams arent working

[–]ungaayaAnder 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This will be a tough one with Carrick not starting. Let's hope we win and gain some ground on Liverpool and potentially City/Spurs or both.

[–]WolfKidManchester United 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Bummer that Rojo III is sick.

[–]DP112Herrera 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

When was the last time we used those blue kits?

[–]paradox_djellMata 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hope Rooney gets his 250th!

[–]dogondrugs 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Rather it be at old trafford but hey as long as we win

[–]OTownTrillaFoRilla 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Happy birthday Mkhitaryan. Fill your boot today

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    [–]AttackClown 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    post under the stickied comment

    [–]TheRealPeteWheelerEmbarrassed 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    The scenes when Liverpool loses after switching to long balls for much of the game, but we beat Stoke 4-1 with Fellaini scoring a brace...

    [–]Rambo247365 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Hope we get a nice lead by half time and Schweiny gets some time off the bench

    [–]BloodyMess111 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Why? Why do people keep hoping to see Schweinsteiger? What fucking difference does it make?!

    [–]ijd17Uncle Ant 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    WHY? Schweiny looked tired as fuck after 5 minutes against bloody Reading!

    [–]JokesAndBums 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    What do you think Schweinsteiger would contribute to a physically demanding game like this? You people are mental, always demanding a man who went AWOL midseason last season to watch his wife play tennis. Inexcusable that we keep making excuses for that. If we had any real leaders like Keane or Robson at the club he'd be fucked off, no matter his reputation.

    [–]Call_Me_ZG 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    After his last game have to agree with you. He wasn't a player firing on all cylinders dying to play again.

    [–]AttackClown 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    Rojo might be out but the height of Smalling should help vs Crouch

    [–]JayTemplar 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    This is probably why Fellaini has been put in

    [–]AttackClown 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (2子コメント)

    I don't think we would need to play Fellaini deep just to try and stop Crouch, last time he started Ander played in the deepest midfield role

    [–]JayTemplar 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    I meant more in terms of set plays

    [–]AttackClown 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Well that would just be for size in general, Cb's etcs as oppose to just Crouch but yeah

    [–]ijd17Uncle Ant 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    may this be the day we leave 6th

    [–]DP112Herrera 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Watching the broadcast in Ireland (it's one of the aforementioned 'exclusive to customers in Ireland starring Niall Quinn on Sky Sports 5' games), which brought back memories of our game on Boxing Day last season and Memphis' bizarre header

    [–]paradox_djellMata 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Let's win this!

    [–]JayTemplar 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

    Anyone got s stream

    [–]jericoasterBeckham 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

    Come on lads!!