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Hello fellow FPers! Welcome to one of the most surrealist days of our lives. Today Donald J. Trump, our 45th President, will be officially inaugurated.
You can find a schedule and guide to the days events here.
Links to Livestreams here.
Discord Chat! I will even be there, so let out your frustration with SH at me.
OFFICIAL DRINKING GAME
Below are some headlines that pop up surrounding the event. Feel free to post in the thread though and I will try to update/mods can step in.
Man tries to set himself on fire in front of Trump Hotel before Inauguration
Kanye West not invited to perform because he wasn't "Traditionally American enough."
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Reality is as strange, if not stranger, than fiction and satire itself.
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Honestly wonder how long it'll last
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Thus begins the train wreck in four year long slow motion.
I suggest crossing your fingers and hoping as little of Trump's dumb policies get in as possible.
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I'm halving my usage of math each week.. but, apparently I'll never be able to quit.
October 2009
9,643 PostsGreat thread mate, glad you posted it!
Also, a drinking game posted on Reddit.
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That's obviously not what i meant lol
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How long until political satire completely ceases to exist, due to reality surpassing satire itself?
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hasn't reality surpassed it? it has for awhile, at least for me
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Man I hope he gets in office and does a good job. I voted for him and I feel like it was the right choice by far.
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That happened in November 8th, ever since I've been quietly hoping that reality will eventually resume again. My hopes are not high at the moment.
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oh shit, it really says i payed 10.00. Im so fucked. im crying. we are gonna be poor.
April 2005
11,057 PostsOh well, it's happening despite belief.
Might as well enjoy the ride.
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As soon as he puts his hand on the bible the Earth will split open and he will take his wig off to reveal two tiny horns
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First casualty reporting in.
Kanye's Ego
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...=.d240fdbd3cef
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Can't wait for Kanye's announcement to challenge Trump in 2020 now.
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That's because we except all kinds of strange things in fiction but we don't expect a whole lot of strange things in reality until they actually happen.
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I can't believe he's going to be known as President Pee-Pee Head
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If I rush home from work I might be able to catch the king's coronation.
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And that's when reality itself becomes absolutely terrifying.
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Were the Russian hookers invited?
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Rip usa
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Meh still better than hillary.
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Oh, I can see the headlines already.
"Half of US fucking dies due to alcohol poisoning from inauguration drinking game."
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As soon as she puts her hand on the bible the Earth will split open and she will rip off her skirt off and tenticles start consuming people
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Except that Michael Flatley and a dance group are performing an Irish dancing routine. I guess music that started in, and thrives in America isn't as American as a style of dancing that originated on an island a thousand kilometres away...
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Looks like 2017 is going to be starting out with the death of America this time.
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These years will be a rollercoaster of emotions
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I imagine Putin standing in the crowd somewhere holding this
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Think about it...
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/474134260149157888
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It's only his dance group dancing anyway.
Wasn't Riverdance a bit watered down compared to traditional Irish dancing? And people seem to believe that's all there is to Irish dancing...
But that's besides the point. There is one thing that both Flatley and Trump share:
they're both orange eejits :^)
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I WISH I HAD FRIENDS
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tbh Kanye not performing is probably a good thing. Only need one person saying stupid off the script shit today.
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why did you attempt to reinvent the phrase to seem provocative
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Wow, the first election I voted in AND I get to drink? It's just too good.
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It's gotten to the point where the Onion is actually reporting a few tidbits of actual news.
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I, for one, am completely ecstatic awaiting the God Emperor's inauguration.
It will be the most glorious of events, it will be told of again and again by squire and bard alike, to the farthest reaches of the land, for the longest of ages. One we will tell tales of to our young when we are elder's and they ask "Grandpa, what was is like? In the time before America became great again?".
Such a day seemed impossible for the longest time till the glorious God Emperor stepped forth, in his glowing golden image, lead the way for the people through all the trifle and filth that had come to call itself "Social Justice" and "Political Correctness", paving the way for our glorious Age of Greatness to come forth.
Rejoice, brothers, for paradise is on the eve of the 'morrow.
Emperor bless.
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I'm halving my usage of math each week.. but, apparently I'll never be able to quit.
October 2009
9,643 PostsI seriously hope that people who share these tweets or take screen caps provide it to the Way Back Machine for reference for when they are purged.
Hop on the Discord, we can all be friends.
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Does anyone know when Glorious Leader Trump gets handed the password of the @POTUS twitter account?
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And now we sit back and see where this goes.
