Trump has trumped 00 times since taking office.

Donald Trump doesn't believe human activity is contributing to climate change. 97% of climate scientists do. I'm carbon-offsetting all of Donald Trump's hot-air* whilst he's in office. This website helps me keep track.

* Flatulence only. Excludes pollution from speeches, tweets, or hairspray.

Your Stupid Questions

Why are you doing this?

Donald Trump is the only world leader to deny the science of climate change. As President of the second most polluting country on Earth, his dangerous disregard for fact makes Trump and his cabinet unsuitable to oversee energy and environment legislation. His stance actively endangers lives and puts our planet in peril.

How much are you offsetting?

The lifestyle of each US citizen is responsible for around 16 tons of CO2 per year. We've offset 2 tonnes for Trump's current term, more than enough to cover Trump's 14 daily trumps. I was going to offset with an American-based company but I don't want to give cleaner air to a country with an angry orange man as its demagogue.

I don't believe you.

I won't give you my birth certificate but here's proof-of-purchase.

What's all of this got to do with farts?

Donald Trump's very own body is contributing in some ways, no matter how small. (Farts are a funny way of getting your attention. Look, you're here, it worked!)

I don't find this funny.

I don't find America's choice of President funny.

A tiny sampling of Donald J. Trump denying human activity contributes to climate change:

  • 'I'm not a big believer in man-made climate change', 16 Aug 2016, with Miami Herald
  • 'It'll get cooler, it'll get warmer, it's called weather', 3 Dec 2015, with Bill O'Reilly
  • 'Give me clean (...) air - not the same old climate change (...) bullshit!', 29 Jan 2014, on Twitter
  • 'Global warming is an expensive hoax', 29 Jan 2014, on Twitter
  • '(...) this whole global warming hoax (...)', 9 Jan 2014, with Fox & Friends
  • 'The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese', 6 Nov 2012, on Twitter
  • 'I believe that climate change is not man-made', 25 Apr 2012, with Scottish Parliament Committee