The funniest thing in recent years wasn't even that saucy girl comedy 'How to be Single' starring Dakota Johnson and Fat Amy. It was that after years of doing blitheringly irresponsible and nonsensical things like going all-in on penny stocks and all-in on put options at the literal bottom of $FB and then all-in on call options at the literal top of $DDD (as loudly as possible), I suddenly began to belligerently and arrogantly predict things that ended up coming true.

There isn't even appropriate laughter for this in all the human spectrum of consciousness. It's as if God himself has played a joke, and heaven is chuckling, the entire history of this account being a small quip in the larger romantic comedy that is Humanity.

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Me calling the Bitcoin rally a full year in advance:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3q80a0/here_we_go_are_you_ready_for_the_next_cryptorush/

/u/vycid laughing at me for suggesting Monero would outpace AMD stock (~500% returns compared to ~3000% at the time of writing)

http://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3hrwtx/stocks_crashing_the_time_to_learn_and_understand/cuaeu94

Me offering to buy Reddit gold for everyone if Monero's return doesn't obliterate $AMDs by May 2016 (it did):

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/36jhwj/the_golden_monero_vs_amd_challenge/

This is pretty disgustingly irresponsible, even for me. The 'what a moron' comments make it worth it though. I like to think I'm a little wiser and more subtle now.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/367xpe/its_britney_bitch_for_my_first_topic_in_over_a/

Last chance. Opportunity only knocks forty-six times, and then it gives up. I saved the doorbell for last.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/3o4ew3/im_americanpegasus_and_today_is_the_day_i_make/

Special bonus: My conversation with WSB mods over the last year where I live up to my reputation as an 'insufferable egotistical twat' 😆

https://imgur.com/a/dVkUf