My fellow Americans, please tune in to slap the ratings obsessed mango-hued shitgibbon cartoon-noir of a person upside his pointy little haid by making him a LOSER to an actual cartoon. One that he despises, also too and such as.

When the twatterverse and Intertubes are flooded with noting what a LOSER he is, when millions of people are pointing at him and laughing, well, unfortunately his head won't literally explode but seeing his impotent seething rage is the next best thing.