The Saklad Identifier Test

Welcome to the Don Saklad Identifier test. By answering the following questions, experts in the field of Saklad-baiting should be able to determine which "style" of Saklad you resonate most closely with. If you don't know what I'm talking about, you probably don't belong here, and should maybe go take one of the "How good am I in bed" tests, because this one won't make a lot of sense to you.