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Deck the halls with boughs of butthurt, Kell-ell-ell-ell-ell-ell-ellyanne! Oh wait, it’s not Christmas, it’s Donald Trump’s inauguration week, and Kellyanne Conway is still out there complaining about how everybody is so mean. Monday morning, we told you about how it’s So Unfair, You Guys that all these stories are coming out about Trump’s alleged collusion with the Russians, because that’s, like, classified. And now, building on her complaint that American people are always being rude saying Trump should act like “the bigger man,” we find her trying to justify why Trump was right to attack civil rights hero Congressman John Lewis.

Greta Van Susteren has settled into her new MSNBC digs, where her new show is the same as her old show, and she hosted Kellyanne Conway Monday evening! After letting Conway talk about Trump’s nice meeting with Martin Luther King III, Greta V. S. repeated her original question, which was about Trump’s fight with John Lewis. “C’MAHN, Kellyanne, shouldn’t one of them say sorry?” That is what Greta Van Susteren seemed to want to know:

CONWAY: Greta, but let’s review for everyone what was said, also, as we are reminding everyone and ourselves that Congressman Lewis is a civil rights and voting icon worthy of respect and his place in history, so no one can take that away from him. At the same time, why use the word “illegitimate” to describe Donald Trump as our president? That’s just false. It’s regrettable, and I think particularly …

There was crosstalk, and then Greta Van Susteren made her point, which was that she understands that Trump “fires back,” but that “sometimes it’s not necessarily about being right or who’s to blame,” and she said it would be a “good gesture, by one of them,” for somebody to apologize, so we can “try to resolve this for the rest of us.” Her point was that they need to have a beer summit and get past this, we think.

To which Conway replied:

Well we would welcome a call from Congressman Lewis as well, and I believe meeting with Martin Luther King Jr.’s SON on Martin Luther King Jr. DAY … answers your question in part, about the way President-elect Trump feels about all these issues …

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Beverly Hills surgeon explains at home fix for crepey skin around the arms, legs, and stomach.

DONALD TRUMP MET A BLACK PERSON, SO YOU FORGIVE HIM RIGHT NOW.

At the same time, you know, Greta, it’s a lot. I mean, if you work at the Trump campaign, the Trump transition, the Trump White House, it’s like being the WALKING WOUNDED, everybody’s always gunning for us and we’re just supposed to look the other way at all times.

“Walking wounded?” (That ALL-CAPS-ing is ours, for emphasis.) WALKING WOUNDED?!

But … we thought … you won … election … (excuse us, “won”) … YOOGE land … slide?

In fact, Conway did go on to talk about how historic Trump’s win was, pointing out that Trump even won Congressman Lewis’s state by YOOGE margins. (Factcheck: Trump won Georgia by only 5.2 points, whereas Romney won it by 7.8. Rep. Lewis won his district, Georgia’s 5th, with 84% of the vote. You can imagine how well Trump did there, in Atlanta.)

Our point is that Kellyanne Conway and Donald Trump bristle at the “illegitimate” thing because they know on some level that, in many (many) ways, it’s true. His approval ratings are historically low for an incoming president (hovering between 37% and 40%), America hates him, and he lost the popular vote to his opponent, a girl, by almost THREE MILLION VOTES.

Moreover, it is a historical fact that Russia interfered with the election in order to help Trump win, and it’s looking ever-likelier that Trump actively colluded with Russia (and maybe the FBI!) to cheat his way into the White House, because shitty businesspeople like Trump tend to take their “wins” by cheating.

So if they want to be butthurt about being called “illegitimate,” we guess that’s their right. Their sensitivity on the issue speaks VOLUMES, believe us.

Anyway, this has been your daily edition of Kellyanne Conway Is Sad/Lying/Mad/Snatching Wigs About A Thing.

[MSNBC]

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  • DahBoner

    il·le·git·i·mate
    ˌiləˈjidəmət/
    adjective
    1. not authorized by the law; not in accordance with accepted standards or rules.

    I disagree with all words in the dictionary that make Trump look foolish! 😀

    • Msgr_MΩment

      2. bastard.

  • Résistance Land Shark
  • geoffalnutt

    I think I’m more worried about the wig.

  • Msgr_MΩment

    Chill, Heather.
    (Yeah, I know. Our secretary’s an actual Heather. Not the bad kind.)

  • CogitoErgoBibo

    How long until we can delight ourselves with their transition from walking wounded to walking dead (with votes!)? I do like a good zombie story.

    • MeerkatsRMammals

      Kellyanne’s already rocking the zombie look

  • BadKitty904

    The Party of Personal Responsibility sure does whine a lot.

    • MynameisBlarney

      Well, waddya expect?

      They are being persecuted by all these mean people who have the UNMITIGATED GALL to stand up to their fascism!

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        How dare we?

        • MynameisBlarney

          How dare we, indeed!

    • MΩebym

      Party of Personal Responsibility for Everyone Else

      • MynameisBlarney

        Party of I Got Mine, Fuck You.

    • shivaskeeper

      I see your problem there. It’s only YOU that has to be responsible and they will hold you to it personally.

      That’s all they meant by it, not that they would be responsible for thier own words or actions.

  • dslindc

    This could become a new daily feature. There is so much Kellyanne butthurt and/or lying to go around.

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    GVS: Why is John Lewis not a good person working with Trump?

    KC: “We met MLK Jr’s son” and “We met MLK Jr’s son” and “We met MLK Jr’s son” and “We met MLK Jr’s son” and “We met MLK Jr’s son”.

    GVS: Why can’t democrats reach out?

    KC: “We met MLK Jr’s son” and “We met MLK Jr’s son” and “We met MLK Jr’s son” and “We met MLK Jr’s son” .

  • Cousin Itt de La Résistance

    At the same time, why use the word “illegitimate” to describe Donald Trump as our president?

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/91fbd162fdcb331a11be6f07dec76d311106c07d87c1b53687f4fc0b3d988e2e.jpg
    Because he’s a bastard?

    Thanks folks, I’ll be in class all week. Try my mystery meat.

    • BadKitty904

      Because Trump didn’t actually win a Presidential election?

  • dslindc

    And let’s not forget that Trump spent the last 8 fucking years bitching about how President Obama wasn’t legitimate, because birther idiot.

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      Exactly. Where’s the apology on that little item, Kellyanne? Hows about you guys go first?

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        I’m starting to get real sick of being outside my home & over hearing people say “they need to get over it” (a few times over the last few days). It’s everything in my power to not walk up to them & remind them of the last 8 yrs of birthers.

      • Lara

        Oh, don’t you remember his “big press conference” where he spent the whole thing talking up his new hotel, then spent 11 seconds at the end saying President Obama was born in the US, no questions please? That was totally hugely big of him, right?

  • boyblue122

    Her boss is the founder of the birther movement. Everything negative hes got coming his way is rightly deserved

    • calliecallie

      Karma is a bitch, Kellyanne.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Hmm. Maybe I should change my sign for Saturday’s march to “WE are the long form birth certificate!”

  • ManchuCandidate

    They say that comedy is tragedy plus time.

    I don’t know how long it will take before anyone (outside of Putin) can really laugh about this.

  • BadKitty904

    I think the Russian for “Bite me” is “Укуси меня,” Ms. Con…

  • cmd resistor

    She is so awful.

    • Nounverb911

      Conway or Greta?

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        both

      • cmd resistor

        AOT, K, but I was specifically talking about SmellyAnne.

  • Vincent Ricola

    Greta Van Susteren on MSNBC and frothy Santorum all over CNN – it is truly a race to the bottom for our cable news networks.

  • Nounverb911
  • MeerkatsRMammals

    In NO way am I a supporter. However, I honestly believe if the transition had been handled in a different manner: transparency with business/taxes/etc., admit Russia interfered & investigate in a bipartisan manner, stop tweeting stupid shit at people when he should be focusing on doing his upcoming role, maybe apologize for being such a dick during the campaign…you get my point. If it had been handled in a much different way, there might not be so many questioning the legitimacy of his legacy.

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      In other words, if Trump were an entirely different person? But yes, I get your meaning. I’ve seen a lot of inaugurations of presidents with whom I had grave political disagreements, but I never questioned their legitimacy or their fitness for office. Until now. And that’s on Trump. No one to blame but himself.

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        Well, yeah. Even the 2000 Gore/W thing wasn’t like this. We had a strong reason to consider that “illegitimate” also.

    • Poorly Behaved Résistanista

      That is correct. But, Trump gotta be Trump so he is in-fucking-capable of acting any other way that what he is doing. He’s imploding before he’s even begun. We can’t stop this shitshow, but at least it is going to be an absolutely huuuuge bigly dumpster fire and I gots marshmallows.

      • MeerkatsRMammals

        Great! Now we just need someone to bring chocolate bars & graham crackers :)

  • DoILookAmused2u ?

    Also following the “We met MLK Jr’s son” and “We met MLK Jr’s son” and “We met MLK Jr’s son” interview with KellyAnne Conway, Gretta Van Susteren searched her brain which was broken at Fox News searching for an answer, but could find none, so she asked the MSNBC audience:

    Why can’t Democrats work with Republicans?

    Gee, I don’t know, Gretta. Why are Democrats so bad and spoilsports?

    Unlike our President-elect who said this after the election in 2012.

    Donald J. Trump
    ✔
    @realDonaldTrump
    We can’t let this happen. We should march on Washington and stop this travesty. Our nation is totally divided!
    10:29 PM – 6 Nov 2012

    • Hey, give credit where credit is due. Trump was right for once. Granted he was 4 years early, but that is about as close to right as he ever gets.

    • OneYieldRegular

      I regret that I have but one sign to carry on Saturday, because that Trump tweet would make a good one.

  • schmannity

    Trump unhappy? Take it away, Rep. Lewis.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QchDC9FaiI&list=RD4QchDC9FaiI

  • Trump really seems to be bothered by that word illegitimate. I wonder why?

  • BadKitty904

    You’re right, Kelly – Donnie is far too sensitive to be President of the United States. He should resign immediately.

  • Martini Ambassador

    There’s something about a golden rule, wherein you treat others as you would yourself want to be treated. So, Donnie, you could stop being an asshat and see if that worked for you…

    • Stulexington

      *snerk* you said golden.

    • Ryan Denniston

      I think Golden Rule has a different meaning in The Donald’s mind.

  • Stulexington

    Distract distract distract, it’s not about treason it’s about this latest stupid twitter blowup. It’s totally about the treason!!!!

  • baconzgood

    Walking wounded? What does even mean?

  • Nounverb911

    SO KaC why is trump tweetattacking John Lewis again?

    I paraphrase
    “Lewis boycotting me is lying about me.”
    –DJT

  • Lars Thorwald

    Hillary won John Lewis’s district (GA-5) by 83.1% to 15.8%. A legitimate landslide. So — can Atlanta have her as its president? And we’ll let Forsyth County have Trump.

    • cmd resistor

      Ah, the old All White county.

      • Jon Sussex

        Many years ago, as a new hire, I was sent to a project in Forsyth County. As I was being escorted around the site an African-American man drove by. The project manager asked me if I knew what locals called such a person. Answering his own question he said “tourists.”

        • cmd resistor

          Back in the 80’s, Hosea Williams and a small band of folks went to Forsyth County and had a little MLK day march. Locals threw rocks at them. The next week, people came from all over the country to march on behalf of Hosea, MLK, and all the good stuff. I went up with some friends. First time I ever saw KKK members (obvious ones — they had their robes on and were screaming at us from a parking lot, “We hate you.” Fortunately, the National Guard types kept them separated from us so while it wasn’t physically that scary it was certainly creepy to hear people being so hateful. The closest thing I can compare it to these days would be the Trump supporters who showed up outside a local Hillary rally. (They didn’t wear robes, though.)

  • Mr. Blobfish

    Nobody likes a whiny tyrant.

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    Trump’s alleged collusion with the Russians

    Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2VkEXfW8AA18dm.jpg

    • Martini Ambassador

      I don’t care if this is fake or not. I HAVE to believe it’s true.

      • Zippy W Pinhead

        I read it on the internet, it must be true…

      • Hobbes’ Evil Twin

        It’s not whether anyone believes it, it’s the fact that it’ll drive Drumpf crazy.

      • FlownOver

        It could be true… I have no idea. But it could be true.

    • Swampgas_Man

      Clearly a case of Piss-And-Tell.

      • Johnnymoreno

        Ha!

    • Ryan Denniston

      This is strong evidence for my theory that Putin has threatened to cut off Trump’s access to Russian models, thereby denying Trump wife number 4 if he’s rebuffed by Ivanka.

    • Daisy

      I still love This! (I Only Like Cats showed me it last night.)

    • If it is true, I want her sitting in the front row at his inauguration. And chatting with Melania, afterwards.

      • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

        They look like they could be related.

      • Lara

        The photographs of the “Russian prostitute” that accompanied the WNDR article were actually a pictures of Svetlana Travis, a woman accused in 2016 of falsely claiming that former New York State Gov. Eliot Spitzer had assaulted her. WNDR typically mines the web for unrelated photographs to attach to their fake news articles.

        http://www.snopes.com/trump-russian-poorly-endowed/

        ETA: That doesn’t mean the gist of the story can’t be true :D

    • BadKitty904

      See also: Republicans and “the dignity of the Oval Office”.

    • I am beginning to have some very serious sympathy for the cleaning staff at the white house. They may be in for a very disgusting few months. (Until the impeachment proceedings are done.)

    • boyblue122

      This line came from the article im reading

      “She described Mr.Trump’s genitals as being the size of a grape, barely one inch (2.5cm) long when fully erect.”

      If its not fake news, its hilarious

      • Up In Smoke O’hontas

        I choose to accept that as fact, because we get to pick our own facts now anyway, so I’m going with the ones I find delightful.

      • Lara
        • BigHorn

          I’ve sent a few republicans to Snopes for straightening out and they fucking hate it. It’s liberal propaganda!

    • Ωbjectifier

      So in 2011 she would have been 16 or 17.

    • Tetsu Kaba

      Her name’s Ivana, I wonder what the shitgibbon called her?

      • Ωbjectifier

        Mommy.

  • anon_the_great

    Suck it up Buttercup.

  • baconzgood

    Can an administration be any more thing skinned? Get the babies some binkies.

    • CogitoErgoBibo

      Damn if that wouldn’t make the most awesome mail-in campaign to the White House. They’re small. Relatively cheap. Bet if you had Amazon Prime you could send a ton, fast and cheap.

      • cmd resistor

        After my brother did something particularly offensive, my husband sent him a couple of binkies in the mail. Still one of his better moments.

      • Unpresidented Ron

        The g/f has that. I’ll mention it tonight.

  • erigoasparago

    Your writing helps me make it through these crazy days

  • ServantToTheStars
  • BadKitty904

    Remember how cooperative, kind, and supportive the Republican Party was during the eight years of Obama’s Presidency? Me, neither.

  • Blackest Noobs

    funny you rarely hear Conway saying anything about Obama’s right to “hit them back” when they called him nigger.

    and p.s. that’s what the White Republicans called him in their secret closed door meetings and it was no secret it was the way they treated him as President.

    • cmd resistor

      And now Reince wants Obama to “step up” and make people stop being mean to Donnie.

      • Because Democrats must alway solve the problems caused by Republi-Cons

        • Blackest Noobs

          i had honestly figured we would finally break that circle of Republicans fucking up shit, a Democrat getting elected and then having to deal with said fuck-ups only to get blamed for the fuck-ups Republicans created.

          but apparently there are rich white folks ( not all y’all but goddamn too many of you all) that want to hit rock fucking bottom with all this shit.

          for example…it’s pretty clear most Americans do not want to repeal the ACA but make it better….and what do Republicans do?
          they make way for just repealing the ACA because they’re petty white folks who didn’t like the darkie President one upping them.

          being petty fucks is not a viable political strategy.

          • puredog

            I dunno, looks like it’s working right now.. . .

          • Blackest Noobs

            keyword is viable….it will not sustain…it will not last the long haul.

          • Up In Smoke O’hontas

            Petty fuckery will certainly not survive the nuclear winter, so there’s that.

          • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

            Being petty is in their DNA.

      • Blackest Noobs

        just like the way the House Niggers used to do for their Masters, oh yessum Master, you the bestest Master…..

    • Nounverb911
    • OneYieldRegular

      And Barack Obama and his team dealt with that daily onslaught (a lot of it pushed by Kellyanne’s own fucking boss) with professionalism, dignity and a steady eye on the commitments Obama had made to the American people during his campaign, instead of constantly whining and flinging poo like Trump’s crass gang of incompetents.

  • Nounverb911
    • georgiaburning

      Those GWB “Miss Me Yet?” posters have a new meaning

  • Zippy W Pinhead

    and just like clockwork, Donnie’s daddy Vladimir Putin, comes to the rescue of his poodle

    “The people who are ordering this kind of false information, who are now disseminating it against the president-elect of the United States, who fabricate it and use it in a political fight, are worse than prostitutes,” Putin told journalists

    And Putin know his prostitutes…

    • Seems like he put one in the white house.

      • Unpresidented Ron

        And a cheap one at that.

    • Nounverb911

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-A09a_gHJc

      (My aim was off, this is supposed to go under Blackest Noobs comment)

    • boyblue122

      Worse than pee-pee prostitutes?

    • VagendaofNastyWoman

      Shut up Vlad, you’re not helping him and you just sound stupid. Then again, keep talking….

    • OneYieldRegular

      Putin actually then went on, Trump style, to note that Russia’s prostitutes were “the best,” which clouded his message just a bit.

  • boyblue122

    Am I the only one who thinks about this Simpsons episode when I see KellyAnne Conway

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gId2HsHvSgs

  • Michael Smith

    Again, Kellyanne’s public relations strategy is to discover Trump supporters’ opinions and parrot them as Trump’s official stance. This cuts down on the work she and her staff need to do in formulating responses (because it requires little more than checking Facebook and Breitbart and maybe having interns write summaries), and it ensures continuing loyalty from the base, who feel beyond legitimized when their leader just happens to hold of the same opinions as them.

    The only problem is awkward interviews with non-supporters who will be flabbergasted by the absurdity of many of her statements. However, this is a necessary discomfort because it shows the supporters that the Trump Team is willing to speak truth to the liberal media even though the elitist media will mock them. They can take on the humiliation that the ignorant and hateful have faced for years from the educated and compassionate, and send a message to the latter “you were right all along, but now you have the muscle to back you up.”

    • Jamoche

      As long as Trumpie’s tweet crowd is happy, she thinks the whole country is happy. Basic math is not their strength. 20M <<< 319M

      • cmd resistor

        Not to mention I think a goodly number of his followers are people who signed up in order to tweet back to his stupid. I don’t know how many.

  • shaar dula

    Trump is shallower than a puddle of pee on a freshly laid stretch of Eisenhower interstate.

    • Thaumaturgist

      Nah. Trump is a deep as a pothole on an Eisenhower interstate.

  • Daisy

    Hey, Kellyanne, Trump: illegitimate, illegitimate, illegitimate!

    If they get to act like children, so do I.

  • BosGrl

    More crap from our favorite Downeaster:
    https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/821374677868232704

    • Nounverb911

      What rights? “You have the right to be owned by some fat white guy”?

    • Really? From someone who grew up in the south during the 60’s, I can tell you with absolute certainty that Grant and Hayes did a really shitty job.

    • Dr. Rrrrrobotnik

      If Maine lefties could get their shit together and make him go away, that’d be great. kthnks

      • boredcatlady

        I worry that Maine’s lefties are summer people

    • Daisy

      Uh, my grandma grew up in Memphis in the 50s/60s. Him Jim Crow laws were still in place.

    • georgiaburning

      Didn’t Hayes agree to end Reconstruction in order to get southern states’ electoral votes? That enabled Jim Crow laws to be passed.

    • boredcatlady

      Oh yeah, big talking point with these wackadoos, white people need to be thanked and feted for ending slavery in America, Africans started the slave trade and proud Americans decided to end it.

      • ZangoCrudmonger

        Well if you’re going to rewrite history, might as well go for the whole banana, amirite?

    • MΩebym

      LePage is a repugnant piece of shit.

    • Bozilingus

      Paul LePage, Maine’s paste-eating governor needs to apologize to America for being such a fuck-up.

    • Bub the Hoohah! loving Zombie

      Anyone who can stand up and publicly say something so blatantly stupid and disingenuous should be kicked in the balls with votes. Repeatedly.

    • Unpresidented Ron

      All right, people, let’s call it. The patient isn’t showing any cerebral activity at all.

  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    We really should stop picking on Drumpf and his minions.

    It’s not nice to mock the afflicted.

  • Nounverb911
    • MamaBrown

      DT + VP 4EVA

  • The Ministress of Propaganda’s job is to make shit up.

    She’s doing a good job so far.

    • Unpresidented Ron

      But she’s forgotten that people are supposed to find the lies believable.

  • Blackest Noobs

    “…[D]ay one – which I will consider to be Monday as opposed to Friday or
    Saturday. Right? I mean my day one is gonna be Monday because I don’t
    want to be signing and get it mixed up with lots of celebration,” Trump
    told The Times.

    -from the rich white guy ,who a couple of days ago, said he could run the country and run his businesses at the same time.

    apparently a “party” is greater than, >, the doing the actual job of being President.

    • Unpresidented Ron

      Apparently he also thinks the ‘celebration’ isn’t going to look like Branson Missouri on a wet Sunday.

  • WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot

    The Russian Puppet….nothing, just want to call him the Russian Puppet as often as possible. The Russian Puppet, the Russian Puppet, the Russian Puppet, the Russian Puppet, the Russian Puppet…

  • Crank Tango

    She’s right you guys.

    After Chump spent all that time trying to find Nobama’s gift certificate to prove he was born in the states, THIS is the thanks he gets?

    • shaar dula

      I know. ungrateful bastards.

  • Panika MCD

    a) could someone tell K-Con that meeting with one black person is not like meeting with all of them?

    b) maybe K-Con & Co. should bust the cheery of the Grande Detour’s childhood Holey Babel by cracking it open and reading some passages of Jebus telling the IsReals to “turn the other cheek, mofos!” it appears they thought Jebus said, “RETURN FIRE!”, but they never asked the Two Corinthians who walked into Trump Grill the other day.

    • MamaBrown

      I do believe that there are some black people who haven’t even been introduced to each other. Should I tweet Kellyanne?

      • Panika MCD

        all of MLK’s kids have met John Lewis, but they are not substitutes for John Lewis. maybe tweet that to her.

    • natoslug

      Black people aren’t like redwood trees? I may have to adjust my worldview.

  • Crystalclear12

    It sounded better in the original Russian.

    • shaar dula

      I bet it did.

  • Ezio Auditore

    Right winger: You liberals are so offended and triggered by everything! Suck it up, crybabies! It’s called free speech! LOL!

    *Colin Kaepernick doesn’t stand for National Anthem, John Lewis criticizes Trump, Hamilton cast calls out Mike Pence etc*

    Right winger: WHAAAT!? THIS IS SO ANTI-AMERICAN AND REVERSE RACIST/REVERSE SEXIST! IF YOU DON’T LIKE AMERICA THEN LEAVE! WAH! TRUMP SAID THE THEATER SHOULD BE A SAFE SPACE! BOYCOTT HAMILTON! BOYCOTT STREEP! RAAARGH!

    • DL

      Better yet: right wingers bitching about “Safe spaces” when literally the past 50+ years of American history has been white males attempting to make safe spaces out of the entire country for themselves.

      • Sedagive ’em Hell

        Ding! Ding! Ding!

      • Ezio Auditore

        More like past 100+ years tbh.

        • Yr. Gma

          241

          • arensb

            I think you need to go much farther back, at least to the beginning of the transatlantic slave trade.

          • Yr. Gma

            Well, I was going with the technical definition of “country” and the fact that the founders were hiding from girls, too.

    • Ricky Gay

      you nailed it. They stand for nothing but bile and spite.

    • MΩebym

      Heck, the mere existence of minority groups is enough to send them into a tizzy.

    • VagendaofNastyWoman

      On the playground they used to call it being able to dish it out and not take it.
      As a former bureaucrat who worked with the public a lot, I can tell you that when bullies can’t get their way, they resort to whining, and try to play on your sympathy.

  • Sedagive ’em Hell

    People are saying that Donald Trump is an emotionally unstable moron with a tiny penis who colluded with Russia to undermine American democracy. They also say that he had collaborators inside US intelligence agencies, and the GOP had knowledge of this during the election and refused to investigate. They say this makes his election illegitimate.

    I just read on the internet also, too, that his kids have to sit in on his meetings because he has the attention span of a goldfish and the moral capacity of a houseplant.

    They say that the GOP will use him as a figurehead to dismantle healthcare, Social Security, Medicare, environmental protections and Wall Street regulations, then throw him under the bus when his late-night tantrums and conflicts of interest go too far.

    I don’t know if any of this is true, but we should certainly ask our best people to get to the bottom of this.

    • Look Closer

      Remember Rudy Guliani’s glee in an interview on Fox News a few days before the FBI letter? He said something big is going to happen. How did he know that??

      • Poorly Behaved Résistanista

        It is said Rudy Wanker is tight with the New York office of FBI.

        • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

          Does that mean he is implicit in treason?

          • Poorly Behaved Résistanista

            From your keyboard to the DOJ’s ears.

          • Red Bird Resistance Engineer

            Nothing would make me happier.

      • MΩebym

        Connections with the NY FBI field office.

      • Lara

        It makes me so mad every time I think of his smug-ass face when he dropped that information. Because he–they–fucking got away with it and they knew they would.

    • alir1

      It seems you comprehend well. Unfortunately, many don’t seem capable to peel the layers of the onion back. They only see what they want, even if it hurts them and their children. Trump isn’t Republican either, they had to bribe him because he has been everything depending on what suits his purpose. Help our congress like Rubio, Lewis, McCain, Sanders “Drain the Swamp” started by Ryan the ways and means chair/lobbyist supporter; McConnel the obstructionist; Session the Alabama Racist and Prebius whose stold the Republican party from honest Republicans.

    • An Outhouse for the Resistance

      HOUSEPLANT LIBELZ!!!!

      • Sedagive ’em Hell

        Agreed (and my apologies to houseplants).

        A houseplant would never dismantle the social safety net.

  • Courser

    I’m overjoyed that they see themselves as the Walking Wounded. Obviously they’re not, at all, but I hope that that feeling that that the American People are targeting them and hating on them weighs on them Every. Single. Day. We will stop at NOTHING to humiliate you, mock you and resist every damn thing you want to do. The old saying still goes; You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make him drink.

    • Mike Steele

      lady MS here: As a kid in Baltimore, used to listen to Orioles’ radio announcer Chuck Thompson proclaim, “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him stand on his head…”:)

  • Prismo87

    I am a resident of GA 5th district.

    Most fucking hate Trump the Idiot.

  • Lesser Tiffany

    There’s a fancy store in the UK called John Lewis that I defaulted to for some reason and then invented this whole scenario where she couldn’t afford fancy home furnishings because she lost her job. And then I snapped out of it and saw she’s trolling a civil rights leader and is still rich and the world is on fire.

    • Teecha

      Every single time, my brain defaults to ‘never knowingly undersold’ and lovely homewares when John Lewis is mentioned.

      And I always misread Marla Maples as Miss Marple and am bitterly disappointed that it’s a story about some woman who fucked a rich guy, and not a gentle old spinster with a mind like a steel trap.

  • nightmoth

    FYI to Conway about that “Trump met with MLK’s son” business:
    MLK’s 2 sons SUED Mlk’s 2 daughters because the sisters wanted to donate their father’s personal Bible to the MLK Center in Atlanta. The brothers wanted to sell it to the highest bidder. Things got really ugly. Here in the Atlanta/Athens area, Derek and Martin III are regarded as not half the men their father was. Now if Trump had met with Beatrice and asked questions and listened, I would given him some applause. But he needn’t trot out Martin III as a show pony to us: we’re not impressed.

    • snark-lurker

      meating with his orangeness in the Tower of Evil is we knead to gnow about this little… you know, even heroes have to shit & the turd… oh nevahmind

    • Apple Scruff

      But Martin III has the same name as his dad. He’s worth more.

    • Bitter Scribe

      Yeah, thanks for that. Some keep giving MLK’s kids a pass because of their father’s martyrdom, but from what I can tell, several of them are completely venal and interested in nothing but living off their father’s legacy.

      • Unpresidented Ron

        For Donnie, meeting MLK 3 must feel like being back home. Except for the you-know-what.

    • OneYieldRegular

      Trump walked MLK III down into the lobby for a photo-op, but wouldn’t take any questions from reporters. I can’t wrap my head around why people continue to let Trump use them in this way.

      • Doug Langley

        Are these the same people who just couldn’t stop dumping on Hillary because they were so rabid over how she did press conferences?

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    At the same time, why use the word “illegitimate” to describe Donald Trump as our president?

    Because he got into office with the help of Russian hackers and dirty FBI shenanigans.

    You’re welcome.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/242edebd46c0e6d9bf4ed6da9681e6d6008f410ca7b995cdce53b5be24f4c5da.gif

    • Look Closer

      And Republican voter suppression.

  • alir1

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/3c1b5be2c611aeb356a0b60fa27ede193876a4f755c47701390d15c543371ee5.jpg

    Kellyanne Conway, aka The White Spider woman, crafts her finely woven web of marketing to snare Trump for the Republican party, stick her fangs into Muslims and Clintons to feed, then retreats back into her home made at Trump Towers. Here’s a pic.without false eyelashes on (lol)

    • Doug Langley

      My, it’s simply amazing what a little makeup can do for you.

  • Resistance Fighter Callyson

    I mean, if you work at the Trump campaign, the Trump transition, the Trump White House, it’s like being the WALKING WOUNDED, everybody’s always gunning for us and we’re just supposed to look the other way at all times.

    Oh, for fuck’s sake.

    https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/53743e4e8afdeed2ce35bc8490065afcdef153f2955b6bec3bfd8daae3b77336.jpg

    • NastyBossetti

      Everyone is always gunning for you? Welcome to the presidency, assholes! This is, in fact, what you signed up for! Enjoy!

      • Yr. Gma

        “Second amendment solution”?

    • puredog

      He’s being Tweeted unfairly?

  • Mike Steele

    Toughest one of POTUS requisites for Donald will be withstanding the jokes, taunting, satire and ridicule that have accompanied that position since it was created. Seems most of his predecessors have either embraced, ignored or deflected, gracefully, such attention. Don’t expect the same from Cheeto Benito.

    • Apple Scruff

      I really do think that fact that he can’t take criticism or let anything go could be our saving grace. If he’s preoccupied with Twitter wars, he can’t do (too much) harm to the planet.

      • Mike Steele

        I ‘m thinking some weekend, having consumed a sack of Mickey D’s, he’ll watch one final episode of SNL before his head explodes in a colossal cloud of orange dust and dyed muskrat…with +3M votes.

      • VagendaofNastyWoman

        That’s what his cabinet is for. This is where, if you have Dem Senators, you need to call them and make sure that we are expecting them to grow a spine for once.

  • I’d just like to remind Republicans that for the last eight years, they claimed President Obama was not a legitimate president, denied him his appointments as POTUS, denied him a SCOTUS pick for a year, called him Muslim, called him a Socialist, said he planned on pissing on the Constitution, claimed he planned on killing them with Death Panels, claimed a routine military operation was an invasion of Texas, seized and supported the seizure of Federal land by armed seditionists, called him a criminal for using executive orders like every other president has, called him lazy for taking less vacation days than most presidents, called his wife a gorilla, called him a savage witchdoctor, and regularly circulated the most racist slurs on email and social media…

    I don’t recall President Obama ever whining once about how hard it is to be president and have people be mean towards you. Because he’s a grown ass man and not a giant manbaby that needs a bwankie and a pacifier.

    Fuck you, Donald Trump.

    • Lefty Frizzell

      I think one of his most barbed responses still stands up – “Why don’t YOU get a drink with Mitch McConnell?”

    • BigHorn

      Imagine the Ranga Republican reading mean tweets about himself on camera? He’d have a stroke.

  • Up In Smoke O’hontas

    She really is sharp as a whip, isn’t she?

    • VagendaofNastyWoman

      If she had any actual smarts, she would’ve updated her resume with “sold my soul to Satan” and moved on the day after the election. I’m a shitty prognosticator these days, but I think long term she’s going to end up as about well thought of as OJ.

      • Unpresidented Ron

        Though without anything in her past to look back on with pride.

    • NotReallyHere

      And as smart as a tack.

  • OneYieldRegular

    “…it’s like being the walking wounded, everybody’s always gunning for us”

    Dear Kellyanne, how can we miss you if you won’t go away?

    • VagendaofNastyWoman

      I hope you choke on it Kellyanne (with votes) you vicious little enabler you. I hope that you continue to be a pariah and that Trump makes every single day you serve him a misery.

  • Bitter Scribe

    My only hope is that this guy will stay so busy responding childishly to every criticism that he won’t have time to fuck things up too much.

    • BigHorn

      Apparently he doesn’t even plan to get cracking until Monday, so there’s two days we’re spared. Not a fan of working on the weekends either apparently, so there’s that. If we can just convince VPs Pence & Jared, and First and Second Second Lady Ivanka that the weekends are covered, we’re getting more days back.

    • Biff52

      That’s the classic misdirect. All illusionists use it.

  • Jamoche

    … “sometimes it’s not necessarily about being right or who’s to blame,” and she said it would be a “good gesture, by one of them,” for somebody to apologize, so we can “try to resolve this for the rest of us.”

    Damn it, this is Abusive Parenting Gaslighting 101: “Apologize because you’re the child and I’m the parent.” Fuck them all.

    • Lara

      I like how it never even crosses Kellyanne’s mind that Trump would apologize; obviously (to her) it’s Lewis that should.

      “Well we would welcome a call from Congressman Lewis as well…”

      • OneWhiteWhisker

        Yeah, I think that’s where Lewis would be perfectly within his rights to go “Hey, fuck you Kellyanne.” But of course, he’s a mature adult.

  • WotsAllThisThen

    Kellyanne, hashtag-he’s-your-president so suck it up.

  • Mavenmaven

    The Walking Wounded with the IQ and sensitivity of the Walking Dead zombies.

    • C4TWOMAN

      I disagree. TWD Zombies have at least a spark of humanity in them. They return to old places, friends, etc. These people are just drawn to money and power.

  • Nasty Candy Apple

    It’s not going to get any better, Kellyanne. We’re still disorganized and in shock. Wait ’til we get our shit together.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    If you didn’t want people gunning for you you shouldn’t have said “Crooked Hillary” and “Lock Her Up”, you shouldn’t have said that there “was something going on” with Obama and ISIS, you shouldn’t have claimed that you knew more about ISIS than the generals, that Obamacare is a disaster, and so on. You can’t court controversy 24/7 and then act all hurt when controversy comes a-knockin’.

    • Nasty Candy Apple

      “Second Amendment remedies” for literal gunning, also too.

      • David Bailey

        To say nothing of the earlier gems about Mexicans being rapists, and banning all Muslims – and that is just what he STARTED with. Toss in other routine insults, like the “I prefer my war heroes NOT captured” put down of John McCain, the gross mocking of a disabled reporter, the offensive remarks made about a Gold Star mother, and I’m still not even a THIRD of the way through this clown show.

        And the Trump camp is troubled by the blow back? Seriously?

  • Biff52

    Is KaC the leg model for the “crepey skin” ad? Some people are saying that.

    • Mickey Donovan

      Her face is looking more leathery, and at the same time, reptilian, more and more each day. Kinda like a twilight zone Dorian Grey portrait in reverse.

      • BigBoppa ~ Résistant

        On a scale of one to Jan Brewer KaCa is currently a six. Bile does not do a body good.

        • Mickey Donovan

          And having to swallow words and emotions constantly causes a major sphincter jam further desiccating the shrivelling shrew.

        • OrdinaryJoe

          KaCa. ISWYDT.

  • An Outhouse for the Resistance

    “I’m your father, Donald. You are illegitimate”
    — Vlad ‘the Mad’ Putin

  • C4TWOMAN

    My, what delicate snowflakes….

  • Incoming (AKA Large) Ham

    One day she will pop a spring.

    • JustDon’tSayPeePee

      Oh shit, the press corps better issue safety glasses!

  • WomanInTheResistance

    You broke it, Kellyanne. You fucking own it.

  • BMW

    I think on the Conway Scale of Ridiculous Spin ™, this is actually only about a 2 or 3.

    • cosmiccowgirl

      Sadly, that’s true.

  • pgjack

    DJT, “Why’s everybody always picking’ on me?”
    Because you are an offensive jackass Donald.

    • Hardly Ideal

      “Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?” Because you’re always pickin’ on everybody. Don’t start shit, won’t be shit!

      • JustDon’tSayPeePee

        Hi. I’m from the internet. Here’s your blue ribbon.

  • azeyote

    if their was any real justice they would be whining in prison sooner than later –

  • Kooolest G

    keep in mind, according to pew, the lowest obama’s approval rating EVER got was 41%. Twitler is starting at 37% and he hasn’t even done anything yet. I can only imagine how low that number will go once that 37% of americans start realizing they got scammed

    • sgt. jmk of the résistance

      This just makes me laugh heartily… which is a thing I don’t get to do very often in a post-Drumpfenkatastrophe world.

  • IOnlyLikeCats

    Don’t real presidents laugh this stuff off, say something about free speech and opinions, and go on their merry way?

    • OrdinaryJoe

      The legitimate ones do.

  • Scrofula

    Do we really need to argue this stuff? Trump is not on record (I don’t need to bother checking this) apologizing for ANYthing, or admitting wrong EVER.
    Question needs to be framed, “Well, how is Trump’s election legitimate? Both he, his staff, his associates, the Russians and the fucking FBI are being investigated for ratfucking. C’mon, KaC, dispute even one line of evidence with something besides ‘fake’.”

    • Tiny kaiju

      Thats all they have though. Unfortunately whatever evidence exist can’t be released at this point so they can continue to call it fake and they don’t need to prove it.

  • OrdinaryJoe

    Bwhahhhhhaaaaaaaaaa. Hey Kellianne Conlady. Remember this?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMm0dxPE0aY&feature=youtu.be

  • OrdinaryJoe

    By the legal requirements of the Constitution, he will assume the office of the President. But there is nothing legitimate about how he got there.

  • brucej

    These people are the whiniest, WATB sore winners I’ve ever heard of.

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