Russia's President Vladimir Putin holds a glass during a ceremony of receiving diplomatic credentials from foreign ambassadors at the Kremlin in Moscow on November 9, 2016. / AFP / POOL / SERGEI KARPUKHIN        (Photo credit should read SERGEI KARPUKHIN/AFP/Getty Images)
Ah. What is that in my glass?
Russia's President Vladimir Putin holds a glass during a ceremony of receiving diplomatic credentials from foreign ambassadors at the Kremlin in Moscow on November 9, 2016. / AFP / POOL / SERGEI KARPUKHIN        (Photo credit should read SERGEI KARPUKHIN/AFP/Getty Images)
Ah. What is that in my glass?

It’s so difficult to detect snark on the Internet even from people you know. Add in a language barrier, the difficulty of the author being autocratic dictator who regularly orders the death of people for failing to bow low enough, and well …

Asked about a dossier alleging Trump's sexual activities at a Moscow hotel, Putin dismissed it as "fake" and charged that people who ordered it are "worse than prostitutes." 

 Is Putin defending Trump, or is this some really high level trolling? It’s genuinely hard to tell.

Putin, speaking at a news conference Tuesday, described a dossier on Trump as part of efforts by President Barack Obama's administration to "undermine the legitimacy of the president-elect" despite his "convincing" victory.

He said some now want to "stage a Maidan in Washington.”

Ah. That would be Euromaidan, the square where protesters gathered to chase Viktor Yanukovych out of Ukraine after it became clear that he was under Putin’s thumb as a pro-Russian puppet. Yanukovych, who was put into office with the help of Trump’s campaign manager, Paul Manafort, immediately turned his back on the European Union and instead signed a treaty with Russia. Which led to an uprising, and Yanukovych getting chased to Moscow, where he huddles even now under charges of high treason.

Funny that Putin would bring up that image.

Putin apparently also made some statements about how Donald Trump would never go with prostitutes.

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Yes. We know that men who have been with the most beautiful women never use prostitutes. It never happens. And besides, it’s not as if Trump had some special request that the women in his life might be reluctant to do.

Putin may actually be defending Trump, but since Trump has exactly no sense of humor, and completely lacks an ability to detect when someone is just setting him up … Ja ne znaju.


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