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[–]MAGATBHFAMFL 413 ポイント414 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Planning felonies, on camera, at Comet Pizza.

Top kek.

[–]irieCOCO 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not felonies. They're planning terror attacks.

[–]DasittmaneCAN 330 ポイント331 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Terror plots being discussed at Comet Pong Pizza? What a coincidence

[–]onery_otter 591 ポイント592 ポイント  (42子コメント)

Who knew pedophile pizza hangouts would be sedition hotspots?

[–]FixitFelix88FL 304 ポイント305 ポイント  (31子コメント)

Out all the places in DC they could have met, they meet there...something tells me there is something illegal is going on there

[–]fastmandanTX 246 ポイント247 ポイント  (16子コメント)

why the fuck did they meet at THAT fucking pizza place. there are like 10 other pizza places within two blocks of ping pong

[–]FixitFelix88FL 153 ポイント154 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I'm wondering if those guys at the DC Anti-Facist league set up that meeting there, or did James O'keefe's team want to troll the fake news people by requesting they meet there

[–]fastmandanTX 102 ポイント103 ポイント  (2子コメント)

haha! either way it's a win-win for us! who knows...maybe james is hinting to us he's got some pizzagate bombshells much later down the road once the FBI and trump people give them the greenlight (like they won't compromise any ongoing investigations)

[–]FixitFelix88FL 97 ポイント98 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Its funny because this gives the FBI another reason to look into that pizza place lol

[–]endprism 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (0子コメント)

The fact that they chose comet ping pong is NO COINCIDENCE.

[–]X88B88DudeCAN 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Maybe it's because the association is so crazy we would look like conspiracy theorists if we talk about it.

"Oh Stephen Colbert told me that comet pizza is a hoax, this must be more crazy talk"

Then they walk away and go pick up their wife from her boyfriends house.

[–]lurkwellmyfriendsNC 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Honestly - they're not even trying! It's hilarious!

[–]yoyo_mas_cousin 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (3子コメント)

The ham on the pizza is a special kind of ham, let's just say the pigs don't eat normal pig food 🍕🍕🍕

[–]KEK_DISCIPLE 782 ポイント783 ポイント  (88子コメント)

COMET FUCKING PIZZA!!! THIS IS THE BEST TIMELINE LOL.

[–]gbimmer 255 ポイント256 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Funny how Comet Ping-pong was the left's rallying point to start calling anything from the right "fake news".

Now look at it.

[–]fastmandanTX 159 ポイント160 ポイント  (4子コメント)

'DON'T LOOK HERE!!! WE DON'T DO CHEESE PIZZA...WE ONLY CONSPIRE TO DO TERRORIST ATTACKS AGAINST SUPPORTERS OF THE PRESIDENT-ELECT!!!'

[–]TRUMPATTACKS 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (3子コメント)

"We only conspire to do chemical weapons attacks against Americans".

[–]matty_gGA 391 ポイント392 ポイント  (56子コメント)

I'm beginning to non-ironically believe that we are living in a computer simulation. This timeline is too ridiculous.

[–]RP-on-AF1RUS 61 ポイント62 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm pretty certain that meme magic is in fact real.

[–]DominarRygelThe16thARMY 188 ポイント189 ポイント  (47子コメント)

If it's theoretically possible for us to develop a simulation of a universe in the future, it's statistically improbable that we aren't living in a simulation.

[–][deleted] 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (15子コメント)

You've been reading Bostrom.

[–]DominarRygelThe16thARMY 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Nah, I've just been an avid simulation believer for the better part of a decade now. :)

[–]tactical__pepe 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Any recommendations on sources to read up on?

[–]DeepFriedGooch 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Read the bible replaced with programmer language and itll blow your mind.

[–]DominarRygelThe16thARMY 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I always like to share this one first just to get your marbles rolling around up top.

https://youtu.be/7KcPNiworbo

(A bit of nsfw language)

[–]MITN0 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Mhmm. Inter-dimensional universes created within.

[–]matty_gGA 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It would make sense after how ridiculous this past two years have been in politics.

[–]New_biz_owner 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (21子コメント)

Please explain.

[–]Pope-Urban-IIIMAGA 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's a mistaken application of statistics; if a simulation of the universe could be developed, then more than one could be, and if there could be millions of them, then the chance we're the one that isn't a simulation is incredibly small.

[–]MuntbergCAN 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (15子コメント)

If that technology is possible, that means either we are the first ones in the entire universe/dimension that would develop that capability (which is pretty unlikely, chances are we're not that special), or that we are simply one more in a line of simulations.

If it's possible to create a simulation indistinguishable from reality, that means we have no direct way of knowing if we're a simulation.

[–][deleted] 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sometimes I have this same thought.

[–]CrustyGrundle 93 ポイント94 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Its hard to believe this whole timeline isn't scripted.

[–]yoyo_mas_cousin 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (2子コメント)

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 it's just a simple harmless pizza restaurant 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

[–]BinturungCAN 122 ポイント123 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh hey a bunch of people are scrutinizing Comet Pizza, let's plan our terrorist activities there!

Maybe they're just a bunch of faggoty larpers?

[–]QueenMelania 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not the onion! Unreal.

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