Are you looking for that special someone who will spend their entire life with you? Who's always happy to see you? Who, when you leave to go to work, spends the whole day missing you until you get back? Who gets along with all your friends and never gets jealous? Someone who will keep you warm at night and stick by your side when you're sick, who is always patient, and who doesn't need expensive gifts because they're happy just to be with you? Then get a dog, humans no longer have the capacity for that kind of love and loyalty.