Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)

Donald Trump born June 14th, 1946 (Gemini)

In his secret cave Donald Trump is bravely searching a way to grow ducks with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Donald, do you know that just 3 countries (USA, Myanmar, and Liberia) in the whole world do not use metric system? What are your projects in this regard?
I think that it is unfortunate that so many states don't envision the benefit of purchasing wheat by the bushel or selling a fluid ounce of beer. So I plan to pay the good rulers of Novistrana and Blefuscu to convince them to adopt the United States customary units. Today Blefuscu, tomorrow Belarus!

What’s your worst defect?
A few people say that I have a propensity to yell derogatory remarks, but they are just feeble-minded idiots.

President Trump, according to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing position with a vip whose name and whose gender I'm not authorized to tell. Have you something to tell us?
Thou, tottering folly-fallen strumpet! I deny any "situation", expecially one with G.N..

I may have a photo.
Well, the photo has probably appeared spontaneously...

Spontaneously? I'm not sure I'm understanding
Yes, some stray photons spontaneously generated a completely random picture in which you erroneously recognized me. For example, I would not be shocked if your father or your car "spontaneously" explode. Do you understand now?

Now that I look at it better, this is actually a picture of my mother-in-law with a wig...
President Trump, what are you plans about sport?
I think that today most of the sports are trite. They need that sparkle that made people overcrowd the Barnum Circus. I'm studying a new sport like baseball but less queerish. Think about a mix of bull fighting and cricket but with more blood. I'll arrange a discussion with my Russian comrades to distill the regulations.

Donald, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Absolutely! Don't let the color of your skin deter you from anything. Unless you are blue. In that case you are probably going to die, so goodbye.