So he could tell all his friends that he 'poked her face'

👈 *boop

In the source video, its a hair stylist. He just sprayed her hair, and was brushing it back. Just unfortunate timing of the snap.

Blame Lady Gaga for singing and promoting "poke her face".

You know, I didn't even notice that until I came to comments. I assumed there was, like a makeup brush or something in the hand. I chuckled.

someone asked which one was Keira

Whores use rouge, ladies pinch. (The Simpsons)

Pokeyface, it's a British thing.

Looks like he's holding I light meter in his hand so he's probably a lighting tech or cameraman checking the best exposure setting for her face and shading the sensor with his finger to get a minimum value but for his reading.

EDIT: Thanks to everyone pointing out that it was a hair stylist moving Keira's hair. I obviously thought way too hard about this without considering a more obvious option!

"I poked Natalie Portman's face."

He's holding a light meter I believe. It's a device to help set up the cameras.

of course

This is reddit, so it's mandatory.

Just make sure you pretend you're only "concerned about her health".

And you are required to say it to fat chicks to motivate them to lose weight, resulting in saving their life and reducing our healthcare costs.

Just not to people who spend a lot of money and time to look good.

No, it's NEVER ok to say ANYTHING negative to a woman.

edit sarcasm is hard on the internet

This is a common application of mock offense in the British sense of humour. We take great delight and amusement in highlighting social faux pas, especially when we know no offense is intended. It defuses tension and acknowledges the mistake whilst allowing both parties to laugh it off. Of course if both parties are not aware of this the response can be easily mistaken for actual offense.

EDIT: Stupid autocorrect.

I'm 90% sure she was joking, it's not that deep

Do you have a source for the interview then?

Yea, i mean you can clearly see in her facial expression its all in a joking manner*

Edit: they arent in a house made for joking...

Englishmen and English men

Englishmen and poms.

Then you might like to know (if you don't already) that Kiera played one of Padme's body double hand maidens in The Phantom Menace.

I could think of worse sandwiches to be in.

I genuinely thought it was Natalie Portman in Pirates of the Caribbean for the longest time.

If she's got bigger boobs than a 12 year old boy, it's Natalie