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[–]ecctt2000 247 ポイント248 ポイント  (5子コメント)

If any suspicious activity is observed during your watch, report them immediately. If you see the crime and do not report it, you are guilty of that crime with severe repercussions.

[–]whoisthispersonx 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You want to talk about a crime? Try being a mom. Have you seen the price of formula?

[–]IAmAWizard_AMA24th Squadron Tie Pilot 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not even the far reaches of the galaxy can escape the meta

[–]Smokindevil 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Its alot cheaper if you feed them from your tit, just saying.

[–]Shhhhhsleep 207 ポイント208 ポイント  (10子コメント)

You wouldn't shoot a stormtrooper and then steal his helmet

You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet and then send it to the stormtroopers grieving widow

And then steal it again!

[–]carz101 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Excuse me, I have a... project to go complete.

[–]gloubenterder 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah, it's always "projects, projects, projects" with you! You'll make a fine officer one day.

[–]georgie_best 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Fuck. Literally was just gonna post exactly this :( beat me to it by ages

[–]Lenlfc 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Was that the IT Crowd?

[–]McDonalds_happymeal 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I heard if you are pregnant, a trooper must let you relieve yourself in their hat.

[–]flxtr 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You wouldn't use a storm troopers helmet as a musical instrument to celebrate the destruction of the second Death Star, would you?

[–]wallyworldsecurity 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (12子コメント)

My only solace is knowing that many Bothans died to bring the rebels that information.

[–]LonelyMachinesSubdirector, Imperial Propaganda Division 49 ポイント50 ポイント  (9子コメント)

The thing about Bothans is, they die at the drop of a hat. They're like those fainting goats, except when you yell at Bothans, they fall over dead. It makes interrogation so very tedious.

[–]PlatypuSofDooM42 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Relevant https://imgur.com/9FgF9nY

[–]-Jason-B-Retired Republic Pilot/ Retired Tie Pilot 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was wondering where the comic was along here.

[–]LaBelleCommaFucker 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (6子コメント)

That sounds like fun. Where do I sign up?

[–]gloubenterder 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (5子コメント)

You could probably get assignment on the Death Star II. Lots of Bothans working there for some reason.

[–]OnlyEminemLyrics 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

*Freedom Star/station 2

[–]NarratronJedi Are Creepy 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Didn't I hear it called the Peace Moon somewhere? Or am I confusing timelines again?

[–]Jrocker314Civilian Hyperspace Engineer 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Maybe here?

[–]NarratronJedi Are Creepy 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yes, that was it. (And I'd forgotten about the 'Moon Ghost!')

[–]liquid_j 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, those bothan bastards screw the empire on the second death star.

[–]mrscissorhands4 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That was from ROTJ not this time.

[–]gunns 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not stealing it's espionage! A crime that should be and is punishable by death! If you see something, say something!

[–]svenniola 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Id totally download the deathstar but im pretty sure i cant afford to print it.

Same goes for a car, but id still download it.

[–]no-running 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's why I never understood the whole "You wouldn't download a car, would you?"-argument. Umm, cars are expensive, hells yeah I'd download one if it were possible!

[–]ASK_ME_TO_RATE_YOU 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It wasn't "download a car", it was "steal a car".

[–]svenniola 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hells yeah. Id download a house and car, then groceries and furniture.

Why cant we download all these things! The infamy! Oh vey!

[–]Footsies97 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ahhh, flashbacks to those old commercials

[–]kevik72 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I only downloaded them because I wanted to take a look at that exhaust port.

[–]xANDREWx12xSecond Lieutenant BV-L12 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (5子コメント)

That thermal exhaust port does look a little fishy to me...

Who designed this thing? I mean, it could have a grate or filter over it or something, you know?

We could filter out the toxins from our emissions, creating a relatively green Death Star, and then we could use the toxins on the rebel scum.

I just feel like it was a wasted opportunity for the benefit of our Glorious Empire.

[–]Hugo-Drax 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Nah, it needs to be as free-flowing and as open as possible. That's what the design man said

[–]thebeginningistheend 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You need to let the reactor breathe, man.

[–]cciv 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You could lose 3 or more horsepower with a grate over that thing.

[–]fuzzusmaximus 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And do you really want to be the one who has to explain to the Emperor that his new Death Star is getting out run by a shitty Corellian freighter because it's down on HP because of a silly grate?

[–]ShoeBooom 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, It would have to go and take a 90 degree turn. Thats impossible.

Also its pretty narrow and no one told the guy to account for magic space wizards so you cant really blame the guy for the explosion. I mean what, I didn't say nothing.

[–]InnovAsians 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Death Star?!?!? Typical underhanded shilling by a dirty rebel. The official name is Liberty Station you rebel scum, trying to change the advertisement so subtly like that...

For shame!

[–]faaltek 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I shall continue to allow you to think that is the real name of the station, as to divulge the true name would be a crime against the throne.

[–]calebcholm 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I just watched Rogue One for the second time last night. Did anyone else notice the plans just looked like a giant floppy disk?

[–]EdwardCuckForHands 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

And that floppy disk somehow held the plans when they originally needed this massive hard drive looking thing.

[–]Yellowfangs 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

And not a victimless one, at that!

[–]BladeDancer190 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I feel like they missed a beat. Should have used the, "Not a victimless crime" version.

[–]TheCrimsonFuckr_ 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There was a TIL that the music for this piracy PSA was pirated

[–]abnormalsyndrome 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

(SPOILER!)

I just watched the movie today. It was great. Empire fucked them up righteously!! Fuck yes!!

[–]8Bit_Architect 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (3子コメント)

That base with all our structural plans? we don't need that...

[–]atheistman69Never forget, never forgive 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tarkin downloaded all of the data before destroying the base, he had no choice but to destroy it, the rebels were trying to steal all of that data.

[–]juandh 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Meh. We don't need instructions. How hard could it be to build a star destroyer from scratch?

[–]8Bit_Architect 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, considering that Wedge/Dagger shaped starships have been a thing in the galaxy for a couple millennia, it's probably not too bad.

[–]akoroka 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Proof that pirating isn't a victimless crime right here.

[–]Keepwiggling 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Those old commercials actually pirated the music they used...

[–]SuperSmokingMonkey[🍰] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It is stealing...from a certain point of view.

[–]AerThreepwood 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yes. I totally support the empire. Those silly rebels with their good causes. Now that that's out of the way, can you point me in the direction of the Death Star plans so I can make sure those freedom fi. . . Er. . . Terrorists aren't stealing them?

[–]CosmicVader 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just ask the architect, oh the rebels killed him. Well there ya go, we did nothing and the rebels screwed everything up

[–]Alarid 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If we had stronger piracy laws, all those on board would still be alive!

[–]TheCocksmith 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Stealing is a crime, and crime is for the Jedi.

[–]SoulWager 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh yeah?

https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/5ne5sx/oc_clusterstuck/dcbhm8p/?context=3

[–]D1sc0rd1a 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Made a phone wallpaper version, might as well share.
http://imgur.com/a/aoynl

[–]Petro6golf 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Um, yes I would.

[–]nowthatssomeusername 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That reminds me, is Rogue One pirateable yet?

[–]TheMechanicusBob 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

A lot of good men died that day. I, like so many others, lost good friends because of those damn terrorists.

[–]wallyworldsecurity 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's why the date starts with our historical sacrifice. 0bby

[–]thehuntedfew 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

surely its industrial sabotage, that than piracy, its not like they are making clones !

[–]4ArthurDent2 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Admiral Raddus should be punished accordingly for violating this law!!

[–]Daktush 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Remember troopers, profits from piracy go directly towards funding radical rebel terrorism

[–]AustinQuinn[🍰] -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Long live the rebel alliance and down with the empire.

[–]enakj 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This confuses me because I would totally download the Death Star plans. Duh.