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The Office /r/allWhenever Trump answered a question at yesterday's press conference (i.imgur.com)

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[–]BigJ76Photoshop - After Effects 625 ポイント626 ポイント  (31子コメント)

I've been lost in a sentence before. It is the strangest feeling

[–]Flyberius 213 ポイント214 ポイント  (10子コメント)

That sense of shame when you realise you started the sentence, confident in your ability to wing it, only to realise you just like the sound of your own voice.

I still bear the scars.

[–]pure_guava_ 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (3子コメント)

That's why the call him Michael Scarn.

[–]Feedthemcake 33 ポイント34 ポイント  (2子コメント)

"He had no arms or legs. He couldn't hear, see, or speak. This is how he led a nation."

[–]Raptors_remember [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

Watching that scene for the first time made me realize the office is my all time favorite show

[–]Feedthemcake [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Agreed. It's one of the best lines in the show. There's so much of Michael's character in that short exchange with Holly.

[–]BeBopBats 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

This happened to me recently at my work's Christmas party. I was having a conversation with my boss, stepped outside with buddies for a "smoke", returned, started the conversation up again only to realize I had no fucking recollection of what we were just talking about. Awkward.

[–]Flyberius 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Well, I'd argue you had a fairly decent excuse for that.

But hows this for a TFW.

TFW you pop out of a crowded shin-dig for a "smoke" with your buddies. But when you return you just know you stink of it. You can practically see the cloud of green fugg surrounding you.

I did this at an Xmas part a few years back and I decided that the only way to not look guilty was to get ridiculously drunk. It worked.

[–]BeBopBats [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

Haha yeah. Fortunately my boss is pretty chill. I also proceeded to drink too much but I still felt like an asshat for that conversation.

[–]Brawldud [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

If I ever start a sentence and get lost in it, I just kind of tell the other person.

"You know what? That sentence was bad. I'm just going to start a new one and hopefully it will be more comprehensible.

[–]Glathull [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

I used to do that, and it's very effective.

What I started doing intentionally several years ago is just stopping and thinking about what I'm going to say. No "hmmm, errr, ummm" or anything. Just dead silence. Open your mouth like you're about to say something to signal that you are claiming an opportunity to speak, then close it again, let the silence hang, and collect your thoughts.

It's very effective. It gets people's attention and keeps it, while you out together a coherent thought.

It's actually pretty hard to do. We don't like silences and think they are awkward, so we try to fill them, and once that happens, people shut down. They don't want to hear the filler noises and tune out.

If you can discipline yourself into staying completely silent, you'll come out looking much better, and people will be primed to listen to what you say.

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    [–]Jaeshin 47 ポイント48 ポイント  (4子コメント)

    That usually happens to me shortly after my lecturers begin their sentences.

    Okay, okay, uh huh, hmm, um, wait what?

    [–]DonsGuard 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

    Uh, I can't stand listening to people who can't get their thoughts together. The worst part is having someone in office who has no idea how to speak unaided.

    [–]MexGlad [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

    Who ever made this mix actually did a good job. It's not monotonous, there are variations and it changes juuust at the right moment. Awesome.

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      [–]rain_bowe_moon_mouse 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (3子コメント)

      Then stop talking!

      Maintain intense eye contact with your listener until they nervously break eye contact or mutter "ummm".

      [–]_YouDontKnowMe_ 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      That's my secret.

      I'm always awkward.

      [–]Dormhouse 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I could keep staring all day long.

      [–]Seventytvvo 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      I find that slowly unzipping my fly during this eye contact really accelerates the process...

      [–]cive666 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      The common courtesy is to stop and tell your listeners to buckle up because they are about to go for a ride.

      [–]Erectionn 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

      When you become a subreddit simulation and are Markov chaining the aftermath of the best movies but the majority of the best movies in general is such a smooth jazz is dope though very bouncy the ass and the coffee and the other people making enough money to contribute to the other people

      [–]why_rob_y [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      I do it all the time (mostly when I expect to be interrupted at some point, but it turns out someone is a good listener and doesn't want to interrupt). Usually I'll just own it and say "Yea, I didn't really have a plan to end this thought."

      [–]sawbones84 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Seems to happen to me most during job interviews...

      [–]hokiedokie18 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Yeah I did that in an interview this morning, didn't get that internship

      [–]ddddddj [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Now imagine how Trump feels. That happens to him.ablut every other sentence he says.

      [–]halfassadmin [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

      Lol happens all the time. Especially when you're explaining a big idea. Sometimes when you're explaining a large infrastructure construct without a whiteboard you just lose where youre at. I think thats pretty normal

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        [–]mak484 1027 ポイント1028 ポイント  (319子コメント)

        Regardless of your political views, agenda, whatever. How can you listen to that man speak and think to yourself, "now that there is a good public speaker."

        [–]wondering_runner 515 ポイント516 ポイント  (87子コメント)

        Yeah, but look at his twitter. Oozes leadership and intelligence /s

        [–]howdareyou 248 ポイント249 ポイント  (43子コメント)

        That's the worst. His written stuff is as bad as his spoken stuff. How can you ramble and make no sense in 140 characters or less?

        [–]flibbityandflobbity 134 ポイント135 ポイント  (6子コメント)

        Sad. Dishonest media. Can't be trusted folks! Total Disaster!

        [–]johnnynulty 95 ポイント96 ポイント  (5子コメント)

        But this one reporter who was nice to me, total genius woman. Beautiful. Beautiful genius. Well-hydrated.

        [–]dudleymooresbooze [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

        Thanks to LL Bean for supporting me as president. Buy LL Bean. 15% off president's day weekend.

        [–]laffiere [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        Well-hydrated.

        That part got me

        [–]WrongPeninsula [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        That actually sounds like drunk GW Bush in that video from the wedding.

        [–]aazav [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

        How can you ramble and make no sense in 140 characters or less? It's all about freedom, for anyone who loves freedom that lets us be free.

        139 characters.

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          [–]WampaStompa33 53 ポイント54 ポイント  (0子コメント)

          "My IQ is the highest and you all know it!!1! Don't feel so bad all you losers and haters it's not your fault you were born fucked up!"

          Can't wait for great presidential quotes like this to be pasted in our national museums next to inspiring remarks from our Founding Fathers

          [–]aazav [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

          Oozes ooze, maybe.

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            [–]azadirachtin 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (6子コメント)

            I've always been impressed by his complete inability to explain ANYTHING in a coherent manner. He may be a smart dude for all I know, but every time he tries to explain something remotely complicated, even things he surely understands like real estate development, he never finishes the thought. People wonder why he never talks policy, and it's because he can't. Everything has to be quippy one-liners and catch phrases, and most of the time they don't make sense (see the "Nazi Germany" from yesterday).

            People say a good public speaker =/= a good leader, but a good leader has to explain the direction he wants the followers to go. We have very little to go on from this man.

            [–]Greful 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (4子コメント)

            He fucking ended the press conference with "You're Fired" for Christs sake. Like it's just another episode of that shitty game show he hosted.

            [–]buriedinthyeyes 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

            Right after he said that he was going to cut ties with his business. nothing screams ETHICS like threatening to fire people you're supposed to be no longer in charge of if they don't run the company you totally aren't tied to anymore if they don't run it the way you want.

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              [–]Isho 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              It doesn't even have to be anything remotely complicated, just ANYTHING in general. He definitely has an unorthodox manner of speaking. It annoys me when he leaves you with mini cliffhangers at every point he's talking about. For example:

              Trump: You want to know how I managed to achieve x? Well it all started when I was doing the rally in y, by the way how about the people in y huh? Let's give it up for the great people of y, aren't they just great? funny story 1.5 years ago when they were all saying that I wouldn't win in y, the media and the, oh and what about the media huh? bla bla bla bla

              Then he just keeps on going off tangent and somehow manages to work backwards like from the movie memento and answer each of his points/statements backwards. DRIVES ME NUTS

              [–]Red_Dog1880 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

              Even Bush Jr. was a far superior public speaker.

              Let that sink in. The man routinely laughed at as a bumbling fool is better than Trump at these things.

              [–]zaphod_beeble_bro 139 ポイント140 ポイント  (73子コメント)

              Denial, the refusal to accept you fucked up by voting him in, dodging responsibility, hubris. So many things.

              [–]chewsoapchewsoap 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              The campaign was a year and a half long. It's safe to say they knew what they were voting for.

              [–]WhosYourPapa 85 ポイント86 ポイント  (26子コメント)

              You forgot stupidity. If you can't articulate any better, then the way The Donald speaks seems perfectly fine to you.

              [–]Seventytvvo 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

              Well, when your entire philosophy is that your blue collar common sense is better than the elite experts who've studied a subject for 20 years, then yeah... you're going to hold on to the notion that you're right for quite sometime before you give it up.

              [–]aazav [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

              http://www.southaustralianhistory.com.au/denialbay.htm

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                [–]FixinThePlanet 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                "now that there is a good public speaker."

                I could see his supporters arguing that requiring effective public speaking skills is elitist and unnecessary for leadership.

                Edit: never mind, they're already here in this thread saying that

                [–]n00bvin [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                He doesn't use a teleprompter (I think be cause he THINKS he's a great speaker). I do like to imagine that he is though and that word fucking salad shit he does is actually written down.

                I mean, Presidents have speech writers, right? I can just imagine him yelling at them, "This is comprehensible, what are you doing?! If what I'm saying makes any sense, people may hold me to it!"

                [–]kitzdeathrow 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (25子コメント)

                He's a very effective speaker. Meaning he is able to manipulate the dialogue such that he either looks good, or him and the others involved both look bad. In the latter case he can then shift the blame from himself and onto the other party.

                If nothing else he's a master media manipulation. There hasn't been a single post (at least on my feed) about the tillerson approval hearings. Thats was the point of this press meeting, and it worked.

                [–]earthleague 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Thats was the point of this press meeting, and it worked.

                I don't think it did. People keep acting like everyone would've just been clamoring to discuss Tillerson's hearing without the press conference when we all know that's not the case. People treat politics like they treat the news - they care when something exciting or controversial happens, but suddenly when it's time for the boring stuff like confirmation hearings, people tune out. The people who cared about Tillerson's hearing are the people who kept up with it in spite of the press conference. The people who didn't wouldn't have cared regardless of what else was going on.

                [–]Shemzu 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                I've never seen him speak and thought he looked good ever. He sounds like an imbecile all the time, and makes it very clear he has no idea what he's talking about

                [–]ArturBotarelli 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                Agree. Is like his entire speeches can be break down on multiple very simple tweets for his supporters to echo across the internet.

                [–]aazav [スコア非表示]  (4子コメント)

                can be break down

                Your English. It burns.

                [–]ArturBotarelli [スコア非表示]  (3子コメント)

                Sorry, not my first language. What would be the correct way of saying that?

                [–]Hi-Tec [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                English is not my first language either. Maybe its more correct to say "Can be broken" or "could be broken".

                English teachers please explain!

                [–]notrly [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                'can be broken down into multiple'

                [–]the1who_ringsthebell 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                Criticism of his picks were watered down when they attacked every single one. After listening to Sessions speak and doing research it might have been the most egregious attack by the media of one of his picks.

                [–]kitzdeathrow 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Yeah absolutely. Honest criticism is a valuable things, but vilification for the sack of political gain does more harm than good.

                [–]buriedinthyeyes 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                egregious attack by the media

                i know! they're being so silly for suggesting that a racist who has a documented history of attempting to undermine the rights of other people and who for that reason was previously rejected (by republicans!) for a much lesser judicial post maybe shouldn't have the job that enforces and protects said rights.

                I mean...he did speak very nice with good words, right? Because that's our standard? In 2017 we totally judge people not by their actions but on their ability to wear a tie and spout lip service?

                and doing research

                Lemme guess...on stormfront?

                [–]Jokershigh 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                Agreed. The media really is clueless when it comes to covering him. It seems like they're hung up on all the little bullshit he does and they ignore the ACTUAL issues people have with his policies and train of thought

                [–]maynardftw [スコア非表示]  (2子コメント)

                There's just so much that's wrong with him. Believe it or not, we complain about all of it.

                [–]Theman554 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                The media definitely is screwing up covering him when it comes to informing the public about him. Day after day it's a personal battle between left wrong media sources going after him over vague tweets, or spending an entire afternoon talking about how meryl streep isn't overrated. But they skim over actual important topics like Rex Tillersons hearing yesterday. Other than the hearing itself did you see much of anything of Tillerson fumbling over his views on Putin as a war criminal? I supported and voted for trump but the media gives Trump a pass when they attack him personally more than they attack his pilocies. I want trump to succeed as I think the entire country should but that can't happen if the important topics aren't discussed.

                [–]maynardftw [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                The thing is, they attack him personally because he's an awful person. But it's not like Trump supporters see that and go "Well yeah but I don't care", most of them just say "Nah none of that's true".

                Which they would also do (and have done) when the media focuses on his political failings.

                There's literally nothing they can say about him that isn't immediately handwaved away.

                [–]Sisko-ire [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                His effectiveness is entirely guided by the critical thinking skills of his audience. He'd crumble in a hard core debate, Hillary should have destroyed him but she just sat there and let him say stupid things thinking Americans would see through him. People just seem to let him away with saying meaningless BS.

                [–]n00bvin [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                He talks like he's bullshtting his way through a book report... of a book he's never read. I've been there, I recognize this.

                [–]maynardftw [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                He's an effective speaker in the same way that someone can be an effective hypnotist. If you're stupid or gullible enough for it to work on you, then yeah he's great at it. For everyone else, we're dumbfounded that he's not immediately thrown out.

                [–]NotFooledbyFools [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                I'm anxiously awaiting his inauguration speech; should be a shit show.

                [–]qbak [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                You can hold on to that anxiety for the aftermath of the inauguration.

                [–]AmishPowerPlant 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                You're kidding right? I mean you must be kidding. His eloquence in public speaking is like driving a mac truck through a China shop. If you want to watch a good public speaker, look towards Paul Ryan.

                [–]legendarybreed 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Forget public, he's just not good at speaking. Regardless his mannerisms actually do a good job of planting images and narratives in people's minds about his achievement in business, his big league success in the polls, his big wall, his beautiful children. But wow does he never have any idea where he's going when he starts talking. The only time im ever impressed with what comes out of his mouth is when he zings someone. It doesn't seem like he should be capable of it.

                [–]sawbones84 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Yet he's lauded by some for his conversational oratory style.

                If I was ever having a one on one conversation with someone who danced around the topic as much as he does in his speeches, I'd probably try to excuse myself as quickly as possible.

                [–]AfouToPatisa 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                I don't think even his supporters believe that he is a good public speaker. Obama is a million times more eloquent and diplomatic.

                Trump got in power because of his other traits, such as his bluntness, his strong character but mainly due to his policies on economy and illegal immigration. It also helped him the other candidate (HRC) was horrible. The sooner people realise that Trump will always be Trump the sooner we can all move on.

                [–]thecolbra 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                Obama is a million times more eloquent and diplomatic.

                Well yeah Obama is one of the greatest orators to be president.

                [–]3lvenrs 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Michael Scott is a fantastic public speaker i'll have you know!

                [–]Levitz 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                How can you listen to that man speak and think to yourself, "now that there is a good public speaker."

                I don't know if I'd consider him a good public speaker, I consider him someone who is capable of winning over a crowd, that doesn't turn him into a good public speaker but I don't think he has been trying to be a good public speaker, but to win crowds.

                [–]MonkeyCB 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                Does anyone actually say he's a good public speaker? I mean I love the guy, but even I know he currently sucks at talking.

                [–]wayedorian [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                I don't think anyone considers him inspiring. He is very good at selling his ideas.

                [–]GitmoNationSlave [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you think? If if if if if if if if he stuttered and paused more would that make you feel more................comfortable?

                [–]Automatron_829 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                I don't think I have ever heard anyone say he is a good public speaker. I have heard his supporters say he is good at speaking to them, but no one has ever accused him of eloquence.

                [–]jessebop [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                Because everytime he talks it makes headlines? People listen. Whether they agree is another thing.

                Just because you don't like what's coming out someone's mouth, doesn't mean they're a bad speaker.

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                  [–]rosskirk 407 ポイント408 ポイント  (49子コメント)

                  If you want a real laugh, try to interpret the NYT transcripts from the press conference when Trump was talking. I felt like I stumbled back into 5th grade when someone didn't research their presentation and had to bullshit for five minutes in front of the class. But Trump was worse and is an embarrassing public speaker.

                  [–]theSprt 111 ポイント112 ポイント  (11子コメント)

                  NYT transcripts from the press conference

                  https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/11/us/politics/trump-press-conference-transcript.html

                  [–]BrianDawkins 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                  Lol Jesus

                  [–]Bernardg51 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                  We should get a Rick and Morty reading of this transcript.

                  [–]johnnynulty 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                  "yeah (burp) that's right. I, I, I, brought my own cheering section, Morty. Try uurrrrp getting the American people to believe you now when they see my paid employees cheering urrrpmy every word Morty. They're fucking suckers, Morty. They hear applause and just believe it, Morty. They hate you and your uurp journalism degree. TITS AND GUNS FOR EVERYONE WOOO"

                  [–]GetTheLedPaintOut 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                  TRUMP: So I tweeted out that I have no dealings with Russia. I have no deals that could happen in Russia, because we’ve stayed away. And I have no loans with Russia.

                  As a real estate developer, I have very, very little debt. I have assets that are — and now people have found out how big the company is, I have very little debt — I have very low debt. But I have no loans with Russia at all.

                  And I thought that was important to put out. I certified that. So I have no deals, I have no loans and I have no dealings. We could make deals in Russia very easily if we wanted to, I just don’t want to because I think that would be a conflict. So I have no loans, no dealings, and no current pending deals.

                  Now, I have to say one other thing. Over the weekend, I was offered $2 billion to do a deal in Dubai with a very, very, very amazing man, a great, great developer from the Middle East, Hussein Damack, a friend of mine, great guy. And I was offered $2 billion to do a deal in Dubai — a number of deals and I turned it down.

                  I didn’t have to turn it down, because as you know, I have a no-conflict situation because I’m president, which is — I didn’t know about that until about three months ago, but it’s a nice thing to have. But I don’t want to take advantage of something. I have something that others don’t have, Vice President Pence also has it. I don’t think he’ll need it, I have a feeling he’s not going to need it.

                  But I have a no conflict of interest provision as president. It was many, many years old, this is for presidents. Because they don’t want presidents getting — I understand they don’t want presidents getting tangled up in minutia; they want a president to run the country. So I could actually run my business, I could actually run my business and run government at the same time.

                  I don’t like the way that looks, but I would be able to do that if I wanted to. I would be the only one to be able to do that. You can’t do that in any other capacity. But as president, I could run the Trump organization, great, great company, and I could run the company — the country. I’d do a very good job, but I don’t want to do that.

                  Now, all of these papers that you see here — yes, go ahead.

                  sweet mother of christ

                  [–]AintAintAWordPhotoshop [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                  I have something that others don’t have, Vice President Pence also has it. I don’t think he’ll need it, I have a feeling he’s not going to need it.

                  WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!

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                    [–]HowlenOates 116 ポイント117 ポイント  (6子コメント)

                    Yep. I started reading his part and thought they messed up the transcript. But then I switched to trying to hear it in his voice when I read it and could absolutely see him saying these things.

                    [–]rosskirk 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                    It reminds me of the drunk guy at the bar who thinks he's a world renowned philosopher while rambling about what came first - the chicken or the orange skin egg

                    [–]HowlenOates 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                    "We’re going to create jobs. I said that I will be the greatest jobs producer that God ever created. And I mean that, I really — I’m going to work very hard on that. We need certain amounts of other things, including a little bit of luck, but I think we’re going to do a real job. And I’m very proud of what we’ve done."

                    "It’ll be repeal and replace. It will be essentially, simultaneously. It will be various segments, you understand, but will most likely be on the same day or the same week, but probably, the same day, could be the same hour."

                    [–]ConstantlyChange 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                    This was my favorite exchange.

                    Question: And on the border fence, it now appears clear U.S. taxpayers will have to pay for it up front. What is your plan to...

                    Trump: That's not clear at all. OK.

                    Question: ...to get Mexico to pay for it?

                    and the without copying the entire response he goes on to describe how he doesn't want to wait for Mexico to pay it, so he's going to start building it now and have Mexico reimburse us. You mean the tax payers are going to pay for it up front President Elect Trump? Because that question was apparently so offensive and incorrect to him even though he went on to confirm it.

                    [–]HowlenOates [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                    Well the reporter has it all wrong because it's a wall not a "fence."

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                      [–]Gilles_D 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      https://www.nytimes.com/2017/01/11/us/politics/trump-press-conference-transcript.html

                      This is a historical document.

                      [–]TwinWolf 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      It's like reading a post from r/SubredditSimulator.

                      [–]cigerect 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      I felt like I stumbled back into 5th grade when someone didn't research their presentation and had to bullshit for five minutes in front of the class.

                      This was my exact thought (except with 8th grade). It was like he sort of practiced and knew a couple of points he had to hit, but otherwise just didn't know what he was talking about.

                      [–]WhimsyUU 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                      That's not a new thing with Trump, though.

                      [–]ParamoreFanClub [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                      Kids make more sense than him in all honesty

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                        [–]Paremo 96 ポイント97 ポイント  (18子コメント)

                        Will this get locked? Do laundry rules still apply?

                        Puts laundry onto the line preemptively, in case there's no access later
                        Wouldn't want to end up with damp clothes, better be careful

                        [–]Lanhdanan 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        /grabs popcorn.

                        [–]Fnarley 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                        My first thought was:

                        "Is laundry season over?"

                        [–]Zaphid 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                        I need to leave my mark before it does

                        [–]CEMN 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                        I recently moved to a new place, where the communal washing machines are supposedly state of the art and brand spanking new. They promise eco-friendliness, high effeciveness, and apparently they require less washing powder than normal machines.

                        But, according to a big printed note put up by the homeowner association, they're extremely sensitive for over dosage of washing powder and we'll be held personally responsible if any of the shiny new and probably, very expensive machines malfunction. So now I'm afraid to get the dosage wrong and recently washed a bunch of underwear in my bahtroom sink instead...

                        [–]cive666 -1 ポイント0 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                        If this was before the election it probably would, but since then /r/The_Donald has throttled back since they got their guy elected and their work is done.

                        [–]FixinThePlanet [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                        That's how I found this sub I think!!!

                        [–]noreligionplease [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                        Ooh, I never got to use this in one of the laundry threads,

                        Please separate the whites from the colors to avoid the colors from bleeding onto the whites.

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                          [–]Sweetpotatojesus 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Kudos for the transition back to the start.

                          [–]NotNormal2 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          http://i.imgur.com/9KgJdr9.jpg

                          [–]Athrul 66 ポイント67 ポイント  (3子コメント)

                          More like: "Whenever Trump answered a question ever."

                          [–]emhcee 45 ポイント46 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          More accurately 'responded' to a question, b/c 'answered' is too far a stretch, tbh.

                          [–]jparevalo27 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                          I wish I could upvote you more

                          [–]THE_OFFICE_BLOWS 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (5子コメント)

                          The Office, "Beet the Billionaire" is the sixth episode of the fourteenth season and seventieth episode overall.

                          This episode originally aired on January 8th, 2004.

                          It is available on Netflix, Hulu Plus and trumptube.tv.

                          This scene takes place at the 13:37 mark and features Michael challenging the team members to sell the most lemonade. Stanley was later fired for mentioning the size of Michael's hands.

                          [–]NegaDuke 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                          Holy shit I've been looking for you for a while. I remember reading your comments last year and I'm glad to see you're still at it.

                          [–]rynubpls [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                          Fourteenth season? I thought there was nine.

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                            [–]blabbal 83 ポイント84 ポイント  (7子コメント)

                            what is the best way to clean the bed sheets after a golden shower party?

                            asking for a friend

                            [–]Beau_Vine 42 ポイント43 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            You call a russian laundromat, and ask for Vlad. They'll try and throw you off like "what, like the dictator?" or "he's busy raining death on hospitals", but it's just a test. The countersign is invariably "USA did worse than that".

                            Don't worry about what Vlad does with the sheets. I've been assured they never collect compromising materials.

                            [–]ShadowedPariah 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Ask 4Chan, apparently they have experience with it.

                            [–]slash_dir 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            Not ISIS, because i'm taking them down.

                            Hope that answered your question.

                            [–]nxqv 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            More piss.

                            [–]southern_boy 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                            What is the queen coming over later? Let 'em mellow I always say...

                            [–]maz-o [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                            Sheets are easy. But you need to burn the mattress.

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                              [–]irish91 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              The best example of him time wasting and bullshitting yesterday was when he was asked:

                              Do you trust your U.S. intelligence officials? And what do you say to foreign policy experts who say you're actually weakening national security by waging this war of words against that community?

                              Trump's "Answer":

                              Intelligence agencies are vital and very, very important. We are going to be putting in, as you know, Mr. Pompeo and others, you know the Senator Dan Coats. We're going to be putting in some outstanding people. Within 90 days, they're going to be coming back to me with a major report on hacking. I want them to cover this situation. I also want them, however, to cover, maybe most importantly -- because we're hacked by everybody -- you know, the United States, our government out of a list of 17 in terms of industries is the worst, it's number 17, in terms of protection.

                              If you look at the retail industry, if you look at the banking industry, various industries, out of 17 industries -- they put this in the category of an industry -- the United States is last in terms of protecting, let's say, hacking defense. Like we had a great hacking defense at the Republican National Committee. That's why we weren't hacked. By the way, we were told that they were trying to hack us, but they weren't able to hack. And I think I get some credit because I told Reince, and Reince did a phenomenal job, but I said I want strong hacking defense.

                              The Democratic National Committee didn't do that. Maybe that's why the country runs so badly that way. But I will tell you -- wait -- wait -- wait, let me finish. Within 90 days, we will be coming up with a major report on hacking defense, how do we stop this new phenomena -- fairly new phenomena because the United States is hacked by everybody. That includes Russia and China and everybody -- everybody. Ok

                              He took 5 minutes to say "I don't know, we will have a report on what we can do in 3 months".

                              [–]maz-o [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              This sounds exactly like Michael Scott rambling on sentences without knowing where he's going with it.

                              [–]rYue 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              Honestly it's a bit insulting toward Michael Scott that you are comparing him to Mr. Orange Face in this way

                              [–]legendarybreed [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              There's actually some great parallels. Maybe in 4 years he can have his own Scott's Tots episode

                              [–]miamiohfootball 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Not enough usage of the word "very".

                              I very disappointed in the attempt to attack me in very bad way. Sad! I very much have a way to very much respond to this gif in a very very bigly manner. First I will repeal this gif in with very good one of mine. It will be a very great one. I tell you I have the very best gif ideas. People always come up to me a say very much that I have the very best gif ideas very much. I tell you that very much don't like this very weak gif. I will do something that is such very very very good.

                              [–]zeddsnuts 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Just like the press conference, didnt make it till the end.

                              [–]MikeyTheDinosaur 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              http://i.imgur.com/5RSTvNg.gifv

                              [–]YouSaidWut 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (32子コメント)

                              ITT: Triggered Trump supporters saying this isn't what happened... everyone else agreeing this is basically what happened

                              [–]jimlast3Gimp - Blender 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

                              Have you ever have a dream like this

                              [–]vo0do0child [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              "... you want him to do you so much you could do anything."

                              [–]maz-o [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              that you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

                              yes, yes I have.

                              [–]apple_kicks 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              This might be the time for a Micheal Scott meets the West Wing crossover

                              [–]gr8leap [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6DXpHlyDZQ

                              [–]alligatorterror 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              I felt like I got Michael rolled

                              [–]WhimsyUU 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              The cringiest part for me is thinking about how hard Putin and his cronies must laugh when they watch the U.S. President-elect talk like this.

                              [–]skankhutfortytwo 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              Michael Scott would have had a legitimate chance to win the 2016 presidential election.

                              [–]GeneSplice 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Where's the meta?

                              [–]jeffsanders445 [スコア非表示]  (1子コメント)

                              I love president Donald trump wish him nothing but the best

                              [–]Chinesedoghandler 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              This is very, very, very, very, true.

                              [–]mossbergGT 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Exception: Trump would do anything for himself

                              [–]urmyheartBeatStopR 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              I actually like it when Trump is mad and tweet angry tweet. It's like a popcorn time.

                              Hell I don't use twitter but I brush up on my old twitter account to try to antagonize him.

                              It's the only few good thing that came of 2016, one of the worst being him winning.

                              I seriously thought that during campaign Trump he was talking that way for his voter base. I think realize he really talks like that...

                              I thought Bush messing up on a few things such as "fool me once" quote was crazy but Trump oooh boy it's fun.

                              [–]Deep_Grady 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              People who think with their mouths tend to have perpetual blocked noses from not using them for breathing.

                              [–]Milkyland 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              Perfect.

                              [–]axiom72 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              He doesn't have the intelligence to be that evasive.

                              [–]Akasgotu [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              Like most other show offs, after all his antics to get everyone's attention, once he has it he realizes he actually has nothing to say. The attention is the point. People past the age of 10 have usually outgrown this behavior.

                              [–]the0fficialse7h [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              /u/Dukase

                              [–]Speedbird844 [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              https://youtu.be/GiPe1OiKQuk?t=07s

                              [–]hinamehboob [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              nice

                              [–]throwaway2speaktruth [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              Your government is a joke and demonstrates how weak and vulnerable you are to foreign policy manipulation.

                              Your government does care about you. Trump doesn't care that he isn't accountable to your values, laws, or any such priorities. He only cares about his and his corporate and political friends and family - to the extent that they can make more money.

                              Your government is an embarrassment. Trump supporters demonstrate how stupid your population is.

                              I am glad to see that the next 4 years will dramatically weaken your country. You boast of being powerful. Do you feel like you are influencing policy? Are you really benefitting from this? Delusional. Wilfully blind. Perfect for being manipulated.

                              Continue to normalize and ignore the danger. :)

                              [–]Medicine_Machine [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              I just realized that Donald Trump is essentially an evil Michael Scott.

                              [–]Babu_Honey_Bandger [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              Ahhh nothing better than the taste of salty liberal tears in the morning.

                              [–]JoeFajita [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              What's with the transition at the end? It made me think for a bit that the video went on when it was just looping. Don't do that, man.

                              [–]Sodapotinski [スコア非表示]  (0子コメント)

                              Not sure why I ever subbed to this circle jerk sub Reddit. But I know now why I'm unsubbing. Get fucked idiots.

                              [–]fromembertoinferno -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

                              They called this exact Michael Scott comparison on TYT. Was that your inspiration, OP?

                              [–]NiceFormBro -3 ポイント-2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

                              Jesus christ in turning into Michael Scott...

                              It just hit me.

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