Cool, if the red pill works for you why are you here instead of like...going out and getting laid?

Having a 5 month old account -- legit or troll -- on Reddit really is only a net negative for your SMV. You know? Like, I saw your username and I was like, "okay, this is a guy I could bang."

And then I started reading your bland ass posts that sound like they were written by a bot (or really boring person). And I'm like, "okay, so this guy is like...probably boring." And you know, I have a mental calculator so I deducted numerous SMV points.

And then you posted this and well let's just say all the libido is dead. Dead, I tell you.

Unless this is a red pill test. This must be. "How to kill your SMV." I can't wait to read about this interesting experiment on /r/theredpill!